No fluff, just the VGX 2013 winners from earlier tonight.
  • Game of the Year - Grand Theft Auto V
  • Studio of the Year - Naughty Dog
  • Most Anticipated Game - Titanfall
  • Character of the Year - The Lutece Twins
  • Best Mobile Game - Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time
  • Best Shooter - BioShock Infinite
  • Best Action Adventure Game - Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
  • Best Sports Game - NBA 2K14
  • Best Independent Game - Gone Home
  • Best RPG - Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
  • Best Fighting Game - Injustice: Gods Among Us
  • Best Driving Game - Forza Motorsport 5
  • Best DLC - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
  • Best Xbox Game - Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
  • Best PlayStation Game - The Last of Us
  • Best Nintendo Game - Super Mario 3D World
  • Best PC Game - Gone Home
  • Best Handheld Game - The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
  • Best Casual Game - Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • Best Voice Actor - Troy Baker as Joel
  • Best Voice Actress - Ashley Johnson as Ellie
  • Best Soundtrack - Grand Theft Auto V
  • Best Song in a Game - "Will the Circle be Unbroken" performed by Courtnee Draper & Troy Baker
  • Most Anticipated Game - Titanfall

I'll leave it up to you to figure out how the judges came to any of these winners when stacked up against the competition in each category. Perhaps you'll be able to figure out how Grand Theft Auto V can take "Game of the Year" while still not being the best title on either of its release platforms, nor best action-adventure game.

But hey, we already knew just how screwed up these awards are anyway and only watch for the sweet, new trailers.