Remember Conker? He's the foul-mouthed squirrel that won the hearts and minds of an entire generation of Nintendo 64 owners. He briefly returned as a footnote in Project Spark. Fans weren't too thrilled about that. So what does Microsoft do? They go right back to the drawing board and bring Conker back as a younger version of himself for a HoloLens game.

Are you for real right now?
Guide a playful, pint-sized hero through your world in an ever-changing adventure game that highlights the fun of playing in mixed reality. Levels change and adapt to your environment, so you can play the same level in different rooms for a unique experience every time.

Seriously, what is this crap?

Oh, for God's sake...

Hey, if this doesn't deeply offend you in ways that a Conker game should actually offend you, then maybe you will be a-ok with picking up the HoloLens Development Edition for a mere $3,000 (USD) to experience Young Conker for yourself.