Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is now available in North America on PC and both old systems and new systems. It probably includes a bunch of explosions and stuff. Also, lots of bad guys are probably in the game. Maybe this year will be a five hour campaign of peaceful negotiations instead of violence. Hey, you never know. I think I'm also legally obligated to make the "House of CODs" joke before you guys get a chance to.

As has become "tradition" around these parts, I'm sure I'll be doing a review of this game after I've had a chance to play it. I know how everybody always looks forward to those things. Maybe this year will be different!