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The only game that allows you to be a dick in the most literal sense of the phrase, Genital Jousting, is out of Early Access today. The game is just $6.99 through Steam and is brought you by Free Lives (Broforce, GORN) and, to no surprise to me, publisher Devolver Digital.Independent developer Free Lives (Broforce, GORN) and Devolver Digital have pulled the world’s premier schlong ‘em up Genital Jousting out of Early Access and thrust the updated game onto Steam as a full release and announced the first-ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships, airing tonight. Genital Jousting 1.0 includes a brand-new story mode, featuring dynamic voiceover narration, which follows the trials and tribulations of a dick named John as he looks for love in a world that simply doesn’t love him back.
Since its entry into Early Access late last year, Genital Jousting has satisfied more than 300,000 players and become one of the top online sex party videogames of the past decade.
Since its entry into Early Access late last year, Genital Jousting has satisfied more than 300,000 players and become one of the top online sex party videogames of the past decade.
We aren't done yet with the Genital Jousting news. No, sir! There is also word that there is an Official Genital Jousing Squeezable Plush from ESC Toy that you can pick up for $30 from the Devolver Digital store. The price is a bit high, yes, but it does include a Steam code for the game as well as the physical plush.
There is also some esports to watch out for when it comes to Genital Jousting.
The game’s launch also ushers in a new era in esports, as the first ever Genital Jousting Espurts World Championships will be broadcast live on Genital Jousting’s Steam page. Starting tonight, Jan. 18 at 5:00 PM ET, Devolver Digital and Free Lives will come together with some of the greatest Genital Jousting players in the world to put on an arousing display of skills not seen in any other competitive game. The broadcast will include competitive battles, story mode demonstrations, and free stuff, because that’s what really gets the views.
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