Now that is a headline I never thought I'd be typing! Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson managed to outbid Jay-Z and his wife, Beyonce, on a "megamansion" in Beverly Hills. The asking price was $85 million but Notch snatched away the location for a mere $70 million, which was more than any other bidder.

The megamansion includes:
  • A candy room
  • A car showroom
  • Vodka and tequilla bars
  • A 54-foot curved glass door that opens onto a pool
  • 8 bedrooms
  • 15 bathrooms
  • Apartment-sized closets
  • A movie theater
  • Tot Neorest toilets in each bathroom that cost $5,600 each
  • A replica of James Dean's motorcycle
  • An 18-foot onyx dining room table
  • Place settings for that dining room table by Roberto Cavalli that costs $3,700 each
  • Three "high-definition 90-inch television screens that bring panoramic views of LA from the roof into the down stairs lounge"


You probably want some pictures to go with the above list. Get ready to feel even worse about your own living conditions!



(via Curbed LA)