In an effort to bring you stupid news stories (because that's what the kids like), here is a video of how a chicken ruined the virtual life of Mr.JeanJeans in a Counter-Strike: Global Offensive match.

Thanks chicken to be part of CS:GO

I'd like to thanks particulary this chicken who litterally killed my competitive game because I laughed so hard after this.

Guy, this chicken literally killed his competitive game. Vicious.