Dad Quest is a game where you play as a dad. Aw, that's nice! In this game, children are weapons. Oh. As the dad you will love, teach, and train your children to be the best weapons that they can be. Oh my.

In all seriousness, it's actually a lot more amusing than it sounds. Dad Quest will be coming to Steam Early Access beginning February 23.

If you like contests, you may want to check out the Dad Quest contest page where you can possibly win a mug.