The world demanded it (for some reason) and Coffee Stain Studios is going to deliver. Goat Simulator is a real game and it's really coming to Steam and you will really have to pay money to experience it. Really.

The game was never meant to be released to the public. It was merely the creation from a recent game jam but holy crap the world went nuts after seeing footage for the game. I mean, I guess they did. That's what people are telling me even though I never heard about this game until now.

It's slated for release in Spring 2014. You can pre-order it now from the Goat Simulator website for just $9.99 (USD). I mean, it has the glowing endorsement from every six-year-old's favorite producer of terribly annoying garbage quality YouTube content, PewDiePie, so it must be good!