I do not regret that headline one iota.

McDonald's, the fast-food place most closely associated with a clown, is making a gaming chair. It's no ordinary gaming chair. It is, the McCrispy chair. McDonald's, at least in Great Britain, is offering one lucky winner of a Facebook competition the chance to place their buttocks onto the off yellow and black padding of the McCrispy gaming chair. This is all being done to celebrate the launch of a new "chicken burger" that just also happens to be named the McCrispy. What are the odds?

There are only four McCrispy chairs in all the lands. One of them could be yours. This sexy design sports that off yellow and black padding previously mentioned, complete with a lumbar support pillow. The word "McCrispy" adorns the yellow padded section, making it almost too alluring to defile with your stank ass. The head cushion includes those luscious golden arches.

Of course, McDonald's isn't content with just giving you a simple gaming chair. They are also adding on a few bonuses for those with more sophisticated tastes. They are including a fry holder, two dip holders, and a "burger 'heat zone' to keep your McCrispy warm." Let's just hope that "heat zone" doesn't get as hot as their coffees do, eh?

The real coup de grâce for the chair is the fact that McDonald's specially treated the "leather" to be resistant to "spills and stains." Are they talking about grease stains, or something else? If you win the McCrispy, that's up to you to decide. Pair the chair with the KFConsole and you'll quickly become the envy of literally no one.