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  • Elg4to

    #61
    w00t, if u really want to have fun, set up knife ambushes on dust...



    and remeber, score dont matter as long as the people ur playing with dont call u a n00b, if they do, whip out a colt and fuk them up

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    • .nap

      #62
      Edited by [user="17469"] @ [time="1023417381"]

      and remeber, score dont matter as long as the people ur playing with dont call u a n00b, if they do, whip out a colt and fuk them up
      ...or you can just ignore them. I don't understand why a majority of players take it offensively when someone calls them a "n00b". Does CS really affect your manhood? Does your penis shrivel when someone starts spamming "stfu n00b wanker"?

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      • KillerBee113

        #63
        lol , real good article , i am like that lol i am too careful and reloading to make sure i have a fresh clip , but hey i got a question lol , what is an asspennie?

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        • nix

          #64
          Edited by [user="8111"] @ [time="1023418708"]

          RELOADS !



          the main reason im a P90 user !

          its got 50 lead tips baby :)



          here is my 3 burst shoot script for 3 shoot burst

          for far away target . exellent for the P90 :)

          aim at the head , HS garanteed !



          "cstrike\somefile.cfg"



          unbind mouse3

          alias bw3 "wait; wait; wait"

          alias burstatak "+attack; bw3; bw3; bw3; -attack;"

          bind mouse3 "burstatak"



          P90 -> #1

          ps: try it with tmp w00t w00t :)



          Y.

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          • sharpsh0t

            #65
            hey fuckface, I love you. Great read

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            • shortcake

              #66
              I play the game because it's fun. Most of the time after a round I don't even bother to look at my score wether it's good or bad. I wouldn't say I suck, but I really wouldn't say I'm the "l33t3st h4x0r ev0r". And pfft to those twelve year-olds who take the game too seriously. Run around clicking a shotgun without ammo with your flashlight on! Or just make a name like (436)Player and ask how to silence your ak. Sometimes it more fun messing around than taking the game too seriously. :)

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              • Arti

                #67
                I think it was beta 6 when I was pretty damn good. Thats right the days when it took real hard work to get a head shot and the days when I didn't know people could cheat in CS. Then they released the next version which had the headshot box stretched, then I was pissed and yelled at everyone... I wonder if thats how I became a rage-acholic.

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                Jessica wrote..

                I play the game because it's fun. Most of the time after a round I don't even bother to look at my score wether it's good or bad. I wouldn't say I suck, but I really wouldn't say I'm the "l33t3st h4x0r ev0r". And pfft to those twelve year-olds who take the game too seriously. Run around clicking a shotgun without ammo with your flashlight on! Or just make a name like (436)Player and ask how to silence your ak. Sometimes it more fun messing around than taking the game too seriously. :)
                true true!!! I try to make people knife but then I can't really do that since I dont have admin shiat on the server I play on. I like pretending to be a n00b on my bad days or trying to knife people when everyone has guns.

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                • nix

                  #68
                  -:Nighthawk:- wrote..

                  Awesome article, asspennies. :) I found myself laughing pretty hard at several points in it, which is always a good sign. And yes, the reloading section was by far the funniest. Man... I remember my days as compulsive reloader, hitting reload after every kill, and dying when I did that out of habit while engaging more than one person, lol. Brings back a lot of memories.



                  Had my hayday too, as a frosh in college with too much free time and a T3 to mix it with. :) But I have to say, after a while, I much prefered the games where I get a reasonably good ratio instead of an ass-handing spank-em-all ratio, because people weren't so busy calling you a cheater then, sheesh. Alas, I have fallen from my glory days, am inconsistant as hell, and vary in performance from server to server on my mighy 56k, heh.



                  Oh, and I love the "O face" avatar, lol, Office Space rocks. :) Again, hillarious article, keep it up man.
                  indeed !

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                  • Sgt. X

                    #69
                    rizzuh wrote..



                    Now I don't think I suck, but I know I'm inconsistent.



                    Sometimes I'm horrible, sometimes I'm great. The one constant, however, is that I always try to use teamplay. Voice comm is an amazing feature in CS, if only folks used it more.
                    Same here. It gets kinda funny when ur doing crappy and all these guys are flaming u and then u win a round solo. That happens every now and again and it's just funny cause they've been flaming u cause they own and such and then they just shut up, or say i turned on a hack, that makes me mad.

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                    • h3ntai

                      #70
                      puffycloud wrote..



                      rizzuh wrote..

                      The one constant, however, is that I always try to use teamplay. Voice comm is an amazing feature in CS, if only folks used it more.



                      I'd just like to stress that last point there. A lot of people come onto our server (our as in the one that belongs to rizzuh, narby and me, not CSN's [which doesn't exist]) and the minute they hear ANYONE talking, they ask how to turn off ``sound.'' It's really annoying and I think if everyone just got past this phobia of speaking we'd be better off. I mean come on, people act like it's ``gay'' to talk instead of type. Think about it. We're all playing the game, why not make it easier to communicate? It enhances the team play element of the game and boosts enjoyment. How stupid! It's not like you're asking someone out on a date.



                      Actually, I've noticed that people who generally act like morons are much more tolerable when you're speaking to them. I guess it's easier for some kids to call a ``machine'' a stupid nub pussy than it is to say that same thing to something more human.



                      I'm pretty sure rizzuh and I have about as much fun as CS can give when we get good teamplay going with our friends. Give it a shot.
                      like the way Rizzuh talks in there?

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                      • Arti

                        #71
                        lol asspennies your name OWNZ!!! when someone says that your a n00b say, "You think your better than me? You got any change? I bet you got some pennies, I put 30 million pennies up my ass every year, you have one of my ass pennies, I AM BETTER THAN YOU!"

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                        • wHo8mAhRiCe

                          #72
                          wow....this is SOOOO tru...haha......i used to be good, but now i suk (there goes another excuse :P)

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                          • NuclearTeddyBear

                            #73
                            Isn't a burst fire script considered a hack?

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                            • Jsunu

                              #74
                              hacks are for the souls who wonder

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                              • mouth

                                #75
                                I find that it's somewhat difficult to perform with any consistency when the game itself rarely does.
                                [BH]NuclearTeddyBear wrote..

                                Isn't a burst fire script considered a hack?
                                No. It's more along the lines of "llama who can't burst fire on his own".
                                Jessica wrote..

                                I play the game because it's fun. Most of the time after a round I don't even bother to look at my score wether it's good or bad. I wouldn't say I suck, but I really wouldn't say I'm the "l33t3st h4x0r ev0r". And pfft to those twelve year-olds who take the game too seriously. Run around clicking a shotgun without ammo with your flashlight on! Or just make a name like (436)Player and ask how to silence your ak. Sometimes it more fun messing around than taking the game too seriously. :)
                                I know! It's so fun to live up to the usual female gamer sterotype! Tee hee! Why be an airheaded nuisance on a private listen server when you can burden hundreds of thousands of people from across the world?



                                It's not that some people take the game too seriously. It's just that you're a fucking moron.

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