why i still suck

[Snowblind]

anyway the newsposter is implying that his 'skill' has become useless in the latest releases *hint* spraying *hint* less accuracy *hint* dumbing down *hint* n00bifying *hint*

[asspennies]

Snowblind wrote..

anyway the newsposter is implying that his 'skill' has become useless in the latest releases *hint* spraying *hint* less accuracy *hint* dumbing down *hint* n00bifying *hint*

I don't think it's possible for you to be more wrong.

[BiV]

wow and i thought i was the only one getting screwed on that Reload thing. U know what i totally agree with you, kids that are younger do play better u can tell cuz when their on voice com they talk like chipmunks but they frag like hell. Me and my older buddies are not playing as well as we used to. I'm one of those people that reload after like every 2 shots cuz i'm afraid of gettin caught with an empty clip, but it always screws me in the end. ah well i guess it happens



check out my clans page @



www.dirtylittlemonkeys.org

[Sgt. X]

voice messes everything up, some more than others.

JewToTheRescue wrote..



Snowblind wrote..

to stop reload just switch to knive and then tap the lastinv button or use the script if you're to lazy:



// Reload Stop Script // - This Script stops your current weapon from reloading and switches back to it quickly.

alias reload_stop "weapon_knife; wait; wait; wait; lastinv"

bind "MOUSE3" "reload_stop"



when using awp instead of reloading just switch weapon (knive) and back awp and you'll shoot faster



PS: i want a new poll about handgun accuracy :p



Why bother scripting that, adding another binded key, when all you have to do is hit q twice? And you don't shoot faster using the quick switch to knife when you are AWPing. Its actually slower, unless you like firing your AWP unzoomed that is.



PS: I hate the new pistol accuracy (although it does make more sense). And im not talking about while jumping.

don't need a script to stop reload, most of the time my primary is going to have only 3-6 bullets left, i just leave it at pistol and hope for a head shot. I can do it again, it toke this long for me to be able to hit anything with a pistol but i can do it now.(in the new version) Why does the pistol have to act like a spray and pray weapon thats only semi-auto (so realy it's just a pray weapon) and and has small clip. I mean we've got both hands on the pistol that should(?) stabilize it for at least the first shot right?

[spud]

I'm crap at cs but I rule at shuck ha'penny

[L3TUC3]

Hehe, me and my clan sometimes start doing all kinds of weird shit.



Once we all ducked behind eachother, pulled our knifes, aimed for the ground, and started slashing. *Screesh* *Screesh* We walked the whole map like this.



It was on a public server, and everybody on our team just looked at us. You could just see them think 'WTF?' When one of 'em got the nerve to ask us 'Umm...wtf are you guys doing?', we all replied with 'Just mowing the lawn'.



Just in case, there isn't any grass on de_dust.



Also on dust, trying to jump on CT's coming out of the tunnel is fun too. 'Look out below!'



Nice article a$$pennies.

[Sgt. X]

lol this is turning into a, "what weird things do u do in pub cs servers," section.

[GriffinMouse]

Well, I don`t want to be any different from the rest of you guys, so..

I suck. There you have it.



But really, I play purely for fun

[exeps if im running whit my clan mates,then I might try a bit harder].



Srew them AWMs, screw them AKs, buy a Para when u got the money, shoot coverfire like u just don`t care, use radio and

joke around whit chat + do teamplay!!

and then get promptly killed.. :P



It`s EN-TER-TAIN-MENT!! "Don`t take it seriously"

And have fun yall!!

[quxex1hi]

Edited by [user="5455"] @ [time="1023462316"]

Too silly for my taste. I like mailbags where we get to hear different opinions about more serious matters more.



Oh well D:



DocUK



Edit: Ergo? Who's Ergo?

[Rodney F. Crispy]

asspennies - give yourself props. in your age dynamic (likely near to mine, since you admit to being past puberty and actually WORK for a living) you are prolly rockin.



your first answer was the best. you're not 12. and frankly, there's a lot more beer drinking, grass smokin, and ass chasin to be good at that CS - beta or otherwise. oh .. and of course work too.



Rodney F. Crispy

[Deadbeat]

I've found that the absolutely most important part of playing CS well is confidence.



If you have confidence, you can joke even when you lose and, most importantly, you have limitless energy to come up with new schemes rather than getting into a slump.



My score's gone down slightly in 1.4. This is partially because my TNT2 now gives me 25 fps but my cousin was watching me play the other day and he said, when I was in a gunfight with someone, I actually turned my head away from the screen. Does this happen to anyone else?

[asspennies]

asspennies - give yourself props. in your age dynamic (likely near to mine, since you admit to being past puberty and actually WORK for a living) you are prolly rockin.

Well, I'm 25. That puts me just out of reach of Generation X and right before Generation Y. So I don't really know what I am.



Let's just say I know people my age who are better. And others who are worse. It goes with the territory.

[Lethal]

Edited by [user="2443"] @ [time="1023465079"]

InSiDeR wrote..

well im 26 and i TOTALLY KICK THE F**K out of every person who challenges me.



its really funny actually, i can remember when i sucked so bad, luckily it was at the privacy of my own home,hehehe



NO WITNESSES



i train everyday, 13 hours straight, and for what!?!??!??!?!

to play at some local championship, and win ONLY $2000, what a rip off, i beat those kunts by 31kills, they stood no chance, and some shmuck gives me 2 grand, hwo the hell is he,



MATE,look i will play him for his house, and i will win, hell, i will bet my mom that i will win



do you knwo why, cause i am the InSiDeR, the msot indestructable CS player..............



..........ok now i feel better, damn those 12 year olds, they get me worked up so bad

Damn man, for that you could have learned to spell and won a spelling bee on ESPN and got $25,000. (Hint)



Shouldn't you be in college or something?



Or, at the very least.... have a job? I hear McDonalds is hiring.



And I'm guessing if you're willing to bet your mom's house, you still live there....



I'd rather be a 12 year old again if that were truely the case.



Just a thought.



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Funny how the comments changed from "Oh I suck too! Lets be friends :)" to "I'm in the top 5 CS players in the F#$@ing world!!!!1 YUO ALL SUKC!!!11"



I think the purpouse of this article was for 1) a laugh, 2) others to realize they are what is called "human" and have faults (Believe it or not you simple minded fool, you're NOT perfect), and 3) 20 people can't be in the top 5 cs players of the world...



Need I remind you, unless you are all playing in the CPL finals, bragging about your leet skills gets you absolutly no where. Put your money where your mouth is, and then, be humble, no matter what happens, win or lose, $$$ or not, its just a GAME, NOT a career. Obviously some of us have found a way to have FUN without absolutly having to own everyone in 8975 different servers.



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[hit?]

u sounded like a politician, lethal.

[Lethal]

Wow! Thansk! I liek it when pepole think i'm smaert!



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Actually, it always happens around this post count...



People forget about the original article and start going off into their own things. And I'm just doing my part to keep it on track.



Erm... but this post... damn.. It's off track again. Wait..



Nice article asspennies! Yea!



There we go.