why i still suck

[GonePostal]

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I wouldn't say I'm God at CS but I don't suck. I used to play with a community of people and they were all pretty talented at it. I would usually finish in the top 2 or so. Whenever I would play on some random server I would just hand their ass to them and they would either compliment me or call me a cheater. Guess it all depends on the quality of the other players you play with.

[TuRd-BuRgLaR]

i really suck on my own comp. i think it has to do with the r_viewmodel 0 and the "lego" like custom models i have. all that for 10 fps while staring at the floor. but i am pretty good in net cafe. with more than 10 fps i might add

[MrNacho2085]

I most definitely agree with the whole concept of reloading. I think its some nervous tic that some of us have that cant bear to have a few rounds missing from our clip. I know that it's cost me more than a few deaths. Bravo asspennies. I'm sure you'll find your niche sometime soon........*snicker*

[b.?]

whats the server ip of which you speak puffy?

[narby]

You will never get the ip. That server is sacred ground.

[I suck]

Me sux........in CS, haven play CS and come to this site for........almost 1 month.............

[Raptor-X]

yep i remember the good old days beta 5.2 and on.............

[-:Nighthawk:-]

Awesome article, asspennies. :) I found myself laughing pretty hard at several points in it, which is always a good sign. And yes, the reloading section was by far the funniest. Man... I remember my days as compulsive reloader, hitting reload after every kill, and dying when I did that out of habit while engaging more than one person, lol. Brings back a lot of memories.



Had my hayday too, as a frosh in college with too much free time and a T3 to mix it with. :) But I have to say, after a while, I much prefered the games where I get a reasonably good ratio instead of an ass-handing spank-em-all ratio, because people weren't so busy calling you a cheater then, sheesh. Alas, I have fallen from my glory days, am inconsistant as hell, and vary in performance from server to server on my mighy 56k, heh.



Oh, and I love the "O face" avatar, lol, Office Space rocks. :) Again, hillarious article, keep it up man.

[tco-tactician]

Im 15.



ps> my mad skillz roxors and im one of those very few people who has a higher score than anyone else in the game all the time. LoLz

[Raptor1z]

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Omg asspennies, I just listened to that damn UCB file that link sent me to, where you got ur name from.



I'm going to have night mares for the whole week



yea and ill be checking my pennies for a while.

SIC name dude.

[Mr Bond]

"Just look at my ping" is my most common excuse on clownhut~



I mean, c'mon, it's over 500!

I suck.

[Unregistered]

Ive noticed that anyone could be good with a awp as long as you sit still, people don't know your there, yer just good or yer wall hacking! so for all the people who are bragging stop using the one shot kill guns and get practice with the others... everyone hates braggers, and boasters but i hate awpers!!!! Brag about taking someone out with a usp against a awper or someone using a para or ak then talk, otherwise please stay silent.



and as for the article it was good... but i feel the best anti cheat is one that someone has written to check check and recheck someone Else's hdd from yer own puter. It's not hard for a cheater to grab the anti-cheat mods and werk from there to build a better cheat.... encrypt them or sumfin < the anti-cheats >.

[[GESDER]-M4]

Well i eat pudding

[splhcb67]

Beautiful article, I must say, you hit the nail on the head...yeah, I'm not nearly as bad as you, asspennies (3-16?!?!...okay, maybe I'm there every once in a while...), but, as all of us do, I wish I was better. That, and I wish I had the ability to control time, and all the money in the world...oh, sorry, I'm done. By the by, just out of morbid curiosity, which one of the CS-Nation staff is the best CS player (oh, boy, I'm gonna start some kind of argument with this one...)?

[FunnyGuy]

I love chinese food