mailbag: bad xp

[Ghengis]

Thanks im a glowin with your praisé,, Im such a n00b ive never seen Scout so Im disenfranchised, Show me the PUSSY

[puffycloud]

rizzuh wrote..

I kind of delete them at random (unless a good one catches my eye). If you keep on getting rejected, please don't take it personally and keep on sending in the mailbags. We get about 200 submissions and end up running with 10% of 'em.

200 my ass. You obviously mean 50-80. He lied to make you feel like you're not an unlucky loser.



rizzuh offered me this one, but unfortunately I had some homework and the Sopranos/Curb combo sat much higher on my list of fun than the mailbag. I didn't think it was that bad, but it was obvious he wasn't into it.

[Strabo]

Mr Rizz, was this MB really worth it? Are you in need of fresh ideas? I hope you find peace and tranquility with your new therapists. This topic ran out of steam the moment you put it on-line......Only ones left now are the ones who never leave the party, kind of sad huh....

[disabled]

our new mailbag topic should be "ways to kill strabo in front of his family and 2 friends"

[Gotenks711]

Edited by [user="12303"] @ [time="1033431222"]

My worst experiance was when i was playing cs_italy 3v3, my other two idiotic terrorist teammates died... i killed two of the cts guys by camping in the house. Then when i was behind the box (with alltalk on) on the first floor of the house, i was making a joke to a fellow clan member and told him not to tell the other guy where i was, that ct son of a bitch saw the stupid voice communaction icon over my head and killed me though the box.... it wasnt my teammate either becaues i would have heard it.

Umm unless I'm completely wrong this story is really badly made up. I don't think that one team can see the voice communication box of the other team. Nice try though on trying to make yourself look good. Your story is just full of holes. While your teammates could hear you while you were dead he couldn't tell the other team where you were if he was dead. What a lame excuse for a made up story.

[])3@6][_3-Saint]

with all talk on EVERY ONE sees the voice thing above your head and bot teams can hear what ur saying so his story is tru ive had that happen once cus i got killed through the box and the guy lafed and said all talk was on i could see ur voice com thing when u talked... HAHA

[MidgetPanda]

one time. on aztec. I had 20 health. I jumped of the bridge, and landed on my teamates head, it killed me. I r the piss/fell of my chair laughing. And this other time, on aztec...

[Windelkron]

Edited by [user="17494"] @ [time="1033440196"]

WOOOoOOHOOOOooooooO!!!!! FUNNY MAIlBAG AGAHHDASHDAHA



from: Obsidan

In my room I have a huge window and when I play CS I usually stare out into the outside world to see what I'm missing. Well, one day I sat down to spend a little time on CS. It was Dust2 and we were winnig all the time over the CT's and I was so happy! After that, while being dead and spectating, I looked away from the monitor and out the window only to see my dog crossing the road. In the next few seconds he got run down by a Volvo.



HHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHH

HHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHH
HAA

AAAHHHHHHAAHA OMG OMG OG OGOM GOM GOM GHAHAHAHAHHAHAH



oh yeah. bad CS experience...

uh, I haven't played CS in a long time, and played a few days ago, so it's all I can remember. I was on militia and there was 1 CT left (who was somewhat a noob) and 2 Ts left including me. I was on the roof of the house and suddenly heard a door close (I knew it wasn't my teammate because I was talking to him on voice comm). So, I ran around on the roof and look off the edge. Unfortunately my momentum carried me off where I fell to my death. I even had a Steyr AUG, in an early round. The CT went on to kill my teammate.



OH, now I remember one. I was doing really well on Cbble, and I was one of 2 Ts alive versus 1 CT. I crouched and typed to my teammate (this was before voice comm) but then realized what I was typing didn't have merit. When I pressed Esc to get rid of the message, I pressed it twice by mistake, and it didn't just minimize HL (which would have crashed it gg compaq), but it restarted my computer. NO KIDDING!! GFG COMPAQ

[Alienmorph]

[-:Nighthawk:-]

Anyone who laughs about someone's loved dog getting ran down by a car is a sick, twisted person.

[Ghengis]

Windelkron wrote..

restarted my computer. NO KIDDING!! GFG COMPAQ

Perhaps theogds were punishing your cruel and unloving nature, scumbag

[Obsidan]

Windelkron wrote..

WOOOoOOHOOOOooooooO!!!!! FUNNY MAIlBAG AGAHHDASHDAHA



from: Obsidan

In my room I have a huge window and when I play CS I usually stare out into the outside world to see what I'm missing. Well, one day I sat down to spend a little time on CS. It was Dust2 and we were winnig all the time over the CT's and I was so happy! After that, while being dead and spectating, I looked away from the monitor and out the window only to see my dog crossing the road. In the next few seconds he got run down by a Volvo.



HHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHH

HHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHH

HAA

AAAHHHHHHAAHA OMG OMG OG OGOM GOM GOM GHAHAHAHAHHAHAH



oh yeah. bad CS experience...

uh, I haven't played CS in a long time, and played a few days ago, so it's all I can remember. I was on militia and there was 1 CT left (who was somewhat a noob) and 2 Ts left including me. I was on the roof of the house and suddenly heard a door close (I knew it wasn't my teammate because I was talking to him on voice comm). So, I ran around on the roof and look off the edge. Unfortunately my momentum carried me off where I fell to my death. I even had a Steyr AUG, in an early round. The CT went on to kill my teammate.



OH, now I remember one. I was doing really well on Cbble, and I was one of 2 Ts alive versus 1 CT. I crouched and typed to my teammate (this was before voice comm) but then realized what I was typing didn't have merit. When I pressed Esc to get rid of the message, I pressed it twice by mistake, and it didn't just minimize HL (which would have crashed it gg compaq), but it restarted my computer. NO KIDDING!! GFG COMPAQ

I know you just wrote that to get attention. Mission acomplished. If not, you need help. If you liked my story be sure to check out the "Faces of death" videos. So fucking funny!!! (retard)

[xep]

-:Nighthawk:- wrote..

Anyone who laughs about someone's loved dog getting ran down by a car is a sick, twisted person.

Guilty.

[Strabo]

disabled wrote..

our new mailbag topic should be "ways to kill strabo in front of his family and 2 friends"

Glad to see that Brain transplant is going so well Mr Disabled, that jar of change we filled really made the dif between the economy version and the deluxe one...SRY we couldn't pop for the new brain, we were 3 bucks short......Now don't get upset thinking too hard as to how to repli, you might burn this one out too.......<G>

[Ifearcs]

omg I made the mailbag! Too bad Rizzuh says I should have been hit by a car. and BTW, I don't live in a suburban area---Ah live aut in da stiks.