mailbag: bad xp

[M00]

probably needs to get laid

[Spike Spiegel]

That's nothing new, must to be something else.

[ExodusFromEden]

What do you think the average age of the people who write in? I'm guessing about 15.

[Vaishino]

Ok, so like, the worst thing that ever happened to me in CS. Hmmmm.......... Well there was this one time that this guy shot me and I died.



Wait, that's no good, I'm sitting behind this box in Dust2, the one right thru those double doors. I was the only one to have gone that way in about 8 rounds, and no one saw me go that way, then *BLAM* this jackass AWP's me through the box with a headshot. I mean, come on, there's no way he could have known I was there. What an ass.



That or all of those times I was trying to snipe in the sewers of....any map with sewers, and my team just sits beside me blocking me out.



Oh! Speaking of blocking, here we go. Siege. T. One jackass on the team keeps blocking the main door out,and we can't all fit out that little vent at once, so by the time we all get out there it's too late, and the server admin refused to ban the guy, I mean come on, he shouldn't just be banned, he should be poked with a syringe that's infected with aids. Repeatedly. In the eye.

[Re-call]

Hey, lets add on to the completly horrible previous posts



My worst experiance was when i was playing cs_italy 3v3, my other two idiotic terrorist teammates died... i killed two of the cts guys by camping in the house. Then when i was behind the box (with alltalk on) on the first floor of the house, i was making a joke to a fellow clan member and told him not to tell the other guy where i was, that ct son of a bitch saw the stupid voice communaction icon over my head and killed me though the box.... it wasnt my teammate either becaues i would have heard it.

[SinaC]

good job rizzuh i know you just kinda tossed this out there in 20 minutes cuz u want to watch sopranos and curb and mind so bad

[Elg4to]

i thought it was good, especially the bit about taking a shit after a school trip, that totally didnt make any sense... wtf?



just one more picture of scout??? :X

[DiViN3]

rizzuh doesnt like me, he never posts mine....thats about 8 mailbags ive sent in....maybe i just suck at mailbags

[JdeFalconr]

hey I thought this mailbag was hillarious

[vapor (v4p0r)]

cs indirectly caused me to break up with one of my GFs but my friends beats mine



*Ring Ring*

Jim: Hello?

Girlfriend: Jim we need to talk! It's either me or your computer!

Jim: Can you call me back.. I'm in a match.

[Spyde]

Despite the public opinion, I would say this was a pretty good mailbag.



Good job, rizzuh.

[BanDiT135]

that mailbag owned. i loved that last one. i had the exact same experience. :/

[rizzuh]

DiViN3 wrote..

rizzuh doesnt like me, he never posts mine....thats about 8 mailbags ive sent in....maybe i just suck at mailbags

I kind of delete them at random (unless a good one catches my eye). If you keep on getting rejected, please don't take it personally and keep on sending in the mailbags. We get about 200 submissions and end up running with 10% of 'em.

[Sa-Raven]

Good mailbag!

[Buddah]

TyphooN wrote..

There is a glass wall at the slaughterhouse.

Where???

I've worked there for years, I wanna find it.