mailbag: bad xp

[FiLDo]

vaishino wrote...

I mean come on, he shouldn't just be banned, he should be poked with a syringe that's infected with aids. Repeatedly. In the eye.

That is some funny shit.

[lead_pipe]

ExodusFromEden wrote..

What do you think the average age of the people who write in? I'm guessing about 15.

yeah i always wonder too

[SinaC]

I'm 15.

[bkrose120]

I was banned from a server by my best friend for having

8:::::::: ~~~ xc()-:< as a name...

[blaz1n_azn]

I noticed 3 thing about this mailbag.



1: Half of the people visiting this site are illiterate communists who cant spell



2: Rizzuh is in a deep state of depression and is full of hatred and rage at the world



3: That guy that shit his pants deserves to be beaten in public...It's legal somewhere in middle-Asia...Singapore i think..send him there.

[theSILENCE]

hmm lets see what my worst experance would be,



ok my brother and i like to screw with each other this was one of the finer moments of brotherly bonding...



well i come home one day after those long agonizing resses into the void known as school and my brother, who had a car at this point, beat me home (diffrent schools) when i got home he had CS all ready to go on a pretty good server.



i would have kicked his ass for touching the system but i needed a CS fix so it was off to fragging. after about three hours and a 120/65 i almost felt relived. a good CS experance but when i close down CS when my mom comes in the room for dinner (for the third time) CS closes down to a few PORNO pics my brother picked up off of the most obscure sight on the planet, truely funky.



my mom sees this and freaks and i get grounded. from my computer and the blessed CS and she wondered why i was almost expelled two days later.



the moral of this story is, dont get mad. Get even! he still has that one little mark to deal with so i need to make a trip to the library to get that midevil tortures book MUHUHAHAHA



SILENCE

[SinaC]

The best part of the mailbag is the "BAKE SALE" sign on the right.

[Glock Rush]

worst xp ever while playing CS... had almost no hp left... me and my last team mate were running around trying to find this last bastardish Terrorist... i saw him further down the hallway... i pulled my HE... the T was camping behind a box, all i could see was the Colts silencer sticking out from the box... i thought to myself... HAHA hes about to eat my HE!... as soon as i thru the HE, my team mate, who will remain un namned... Ran infront of me... the grenade bounced off his back and right back infront of my feet... charming... BOOM!... the Terrorist upon hearing this noise, jumped out from the box he was behind and slaughtered my poor team mate... damn CS and its bouncy grenades! HAVE FUN!!!

[- sPk | ES-refresh33]

gay....i repeat...gay....lalllalala....gay......I hate people who talk about their experiences in comments. I mean, come on! The mailbags over. ... COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! SUk it up to -sPk- you newbs!



Sorry just felt like saying that to newbs! NEWBS i said suk up to me!

[PepsiGuided]

Spike Spiegel wrote..

But seriously, where are the pictures of Scout, that seemed like it had become almost a tradition.

Seriously, rizzuh, we want more pictures of Scout.

[Skinner]

Why are some of you so obsessed with his cat. It was a novelty idea, and I'm sure that he didn't plan on it being the focus of his website.

[taffer]

Spike Spiegel wrote..

That was a sorry mailbag rizzuh, you should have posted more of the entries and made fun of them. But seriously, where are the pictures of Scout, that seemed like it had become almost a tradition.

He's got a point - a Scout picture hasn't been put up in ages. Have you eaten Scout, or accidently sat on him, 'cause he was such a cute wee fella, I wouldn't want anything nasty to happen to him.



Give us proof he's alive, riz.........

[Spike Spiegel]

Maybe he pet him, that would do it. Or looked at him wrong. And no, I'm not calling the cat a pussy, well not in the bad way, I mean, it just looks as if I could hold it in the palm of my hand.

[rizzuh]

thefanmanman33 wrote..

Sorry just felt like saying that to newbs! NEWBS i said suk up to me!

Haha

[I Love Priscilla]

ok... i was camping behind a small box and the dude came up the box behind me and i didnt know until he saw he and he sprayed on me when i look up bam im dead aahahahaha