mailbag: failed tactics

[seal420]

The comments are about commenting on the mailbag not telling us about your submission that was so crappy, rizzuh left it out.

[Jsunu]

If would be crazy if rizzuh did a NICE mailbag for once.. plz

[Keisuke Takahashi]

oneTouchable* wrote..

would that make rizzuh a master baiter?

heheh, i was thinking about fishing until they cleared that joke up for me, another hyped-up asian guy.

[Kalis]

The whole shooting thing always gets me killed i can never do too good when i do it

[[SDSU]David]

Am I the only one who like the:



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12.profit

[V@GuE]

RIZ I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok good idea for the bag but not the best posts for it. the worst tactic for cs is relying on your teammates in a pub. they will never do what you feel they should since all they play for is a score. thats why private games with close friends are the best!!! now im of for bed.....

[Glock Rush]

As my name suggests... i dont seem to ever get onto the scoreboard in CS... its usually like 4927 deaths, 0 killz, and a ping equal or greater than deaths... i wonder why i never win... Good mailbag, nice content and was definately worth a laugh!

[Ghengis]

Edited by [user="54146"] @ [time="1035795871"]

ROFLMAO Master Baiter, quality. Nighthawk, The toon thing was wicked too, Check NighthawkslInk as to why Riz doesnt need to master bait, LAthoguh, If he was the charachter in Orange... He might be at it. He He. The rushing off to kill things first. Man I do that too much, Im like the sacrificial lamb., hmm,



The problem I have most difficulty with tactically at the moment is the quality of voice comm. I hate trying to use voice com, (With regular teaM MATES) oNLY TO FIND THAT theyre watchin the tv and have their stereo obn too loud to hear me!! Whats Is the point??? I havea good connection and half my team can hear me clear as a bell. So do visitors to the server.. But there are certain unamed indivs, Who cant seem to hear a thing.

Now witht hat HLm malarky, I can Imagine people changing the names of their songs, to Counterstrike-Planting the bomb at B.mp3. thus giving the message from that HLAMP player thing

So n So is Playing Counterstrike Planting the bOmb at B

Well just a thoguht, If you timed your manouveres and edited yourplaylist, you could have a running commentary adn soundtrack to your kills... Hehhe Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! "thinks"

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Edited by [user="26841"] @ [time="1035874445"]

My worst is trying to be not ignorant and cocky like other players are...for example: I try to go the other way to make sure other opponents are gonna rush my other teammates and kill them from behind. But i find out im the only one to stop then and so I,again, find out that the whole enemy team is coming my waya nd they of course kill me. I also hate rushing at dust cuz i always buys a auto shotty and always think they're come form the corner and i can blast their fucking heads off. But i find out that they are on the other side of the room and my shotty doesn't work at long range, so whut do i do?, i just trya nd retreat why being paralyzed by their fire and i switch to knife to fasten my pace and i come out wiht less dan 20 life. FUCK them. I hate them. I also use a M4 rushing because im agraid of whut''ll happen if i had an auto shotty, but then they come form teh corne and blast my friggin fuckgin gay head off. My teammates never help me. Fucke them. Only my crazy clan help me...



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Anyway, best mailbag so far...



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[=P.O.W=ALPHANUMERIC]

rizzuh u r quite funny are u the one with the cat if so keep the pictures coming or is that puffy cloud i dont know more cats i say

[daylife]

Actually I find that letting my teammates lead everything while eating a can of peanuts usually improves my score and the time spent alive. A few dumbasses will always rush and hurt the enemy team a little bit, but those who stay back get all the action and more kills because you face weaker foes.



This is all in my book, Things You Learn After 20 Seconds of Playing CS.

Err, why the hell should you write a book "Things You Learn After 20 Seconds of Playing CS" when people learn those things in 20 seconds anyway?



Btw in the "strategy" I wrote you aren't facing weaker foes. Cause your teammates get shot immediately, before they could even fire a bullet.

[abel]

daylife wrote..

Err, why the hell should you write a book "Things You Learn After 20 Seconds of Playing CS" when people learn those things in 20 seconds anyway?

you completely missed the whole point of the joke.. fwoosh, just way over your head :/

Btw in the "strategy" I wrote you aren't facing weaker foes. Cause your teammates get shot immediately, before they could even fire a bullet.

well duh.. thats the point. you need a distraction that will help you steal the other teams brownies.

[CabalSoljea]

thefanmanman33 wrote..

what's wrong with u???

[mouth]

-:Nighthawk:- wrote..

Here's a hint: It's not so that we can listen to you bitch about the fact that we still have them.

Hey, thanks for letting me in on that, Captain Obvious. It must be here so we can see you complain about people trying to be funny and failing miserably immediately before you end up doing it yourself. That, and for the privilege of seeing you give CS tips straight out of an issue of the bi-weekly magazine "Duh, asshole".

[Grocer]

I always get killed when I try to control the center.