mailbag: failed tactics

[Para?noid]

Edited by [user="15238"] @ [time="1035845391"]

Good mailbag. Some of it almost made me "larf".

mouth wrote..

...Captain Obvious...

HAhahahHAHA THAT PHRASE IS FUNNY AND CLEVER AND SO NOT CLICHED BWAHAHAhaha ha ha.

-Another quality remark from Lieutenant Sarcastic. Or something.

[sniv]

Grocer wrote..

I always get killed when I try to control the center.

:)



Cant wait for steam checkers to try it

[disabled]

mouth wrote..

Hey, thanks for letting me in on that, Captain Obvious. It must be here so we can see you complain about people trying to be funny and failing miserably immediately before you end up doing it yourself. That, and for the privilege of seeing you give CS tips straight out of an issue of the bi-weekly magazine "Duh, asshole".

and you think being a complete asshole is better than being a dumbass?



personally, I'd rather be stuck on a desert island with a dumbass than an asshole



EDIT: if the asshole was the asshole of a hot blonde, then I'd rather have the asshole

[Keisuke Takahashi]

disabled wrote..

personally, I'd rather be stuck on a desert island with a dumbass than an asshole



EDIT: if the asshole was the asshole of a hot blonde, then I'd rather have the asshole

i thought you were talking about asshole assholes, not asshole blonde assholes....wait, which assholes were you talking about again? ::sigh:: these assholes are confusing me...

[disabled]

I was trying to confuse you with my many uses of asshole, so that you wouldn't know whether it was an asshole asshole or just an asshole or a blond asshole, or the asshole of a blonde.



you asshole

[Re-call]

wow, you guys sure are witty

[disabled]

your mom is witty...



...in bed

[mouth]

Para?noid wrote..

HAhahahHAHA THAT PHRASE IS FUNNY AND CLEVER AND SO NOT CLICHED BWAHAHAhaha ha ha.

AaAAHAHAHahAHA SO IS THAT SENTENCE.

disabled wrote..

and you think being a complete asshole is better than being a dumbass?

Yes.

And it's more of an issue of most of you being unremarkably banal and NOT funny than it is of me being a complete asshole.

[disabled]

Edited by [user="26841"] @ [time="1035874697"]

....huh?



how come u just shifted topics for no reason whatsoever?



oh, I get it, you need to show your mental superiority before you try to join the conversation



[Edit: Both of you, enough off-topic bickering. It's over.]

[JewToTheRescue]

BEST MAILBAG EVAR!!!

I almost pissed myself reading the first page.

[Fukkin_Cock]

[- sPk | ES-refresh33]

...my clan is not a crappy clan...just to let you know, Nighthawk. Well anyway, since you want only comments, ill say it.....although i already did.



Nice mailbag ruz (im special i call him ruz) Anyway, there are a lot of tactics that neve work. If you look at the strategies pages at CSN, you can try the different strats. but many times it doesn't work.



Next time, the mail bag should be like "What kind of strats never work on *** map?" Cus i depends on what knds of maps. For example, camping will work on de_dust but only rushign sometimes will work. However, in iceworld, if you camp you lose no matter what. Rushign in iceworlda lways works. So you see.. it all depends on the map. Cs_assault won't work with rushing most of the time cus the stupid Ts always glue their asses into the building. Thats campgn for T. What should the CTs do? There are no strats for CT in assault. Assault is nt fair for CT

i hate this keyboard can't type for fucking shit and beans....

[Ghengis]

Grocer wrote..

I always get killed when I try to control the center.

Hahahahahahhahahha

I get killed when I truy and control the centre of a blonde asshole, (Female of course)

I notice you guys earlier did not specifythe gendfer of the asshole you woudl like to be stradned on a desert island with. Hmm, desperate times desperate measures and all that, but I dont htink I could do that...

[CmdrFlesh]

so we've come from "failed tactics" to "sexual preferences". how interesting.

[GLOCKBOY]

I'm getting tired of this punk ass shit about how little kids are to little do be playing CS. I'm 11 and getting tired of all this BULL SHIT. i have been playing for a year now let's just say I'm 45 mmmmkay. P.S. DON'T BAN ME FROM CS-NATION I'M YOUR FRIEND