mailbag: failed tactics

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Ghengis [$t0n3d] wrote..

Hahahahahahhahahha

I get killed when I truy and control the centre of a blonde asshole, (Female of course)

I notice you guys earlier did not specifythe gendfer of the asshole you woudl like to be stradned on a desert island with. Hmm, desperate times desperate measures and all that, but I dont htink I could do that...

I'd rather hump a coconut tree than another man, especially a blonde one



actually, humping a tree would be quite dangerous, seeing that you will wear out ur tool pretty quickly, and your skull would've probably caved in from coconuts falling on your head. The danger would be amplified if it was during a lightning storm, and it was the only tree on the island.



What the fuck am I saying?!

[mouth]

CmdrFlesh wrote..

so we've come from "failed tactics" to "sexual preferences". how interesting.

Except, not.

[-:Nighthawk:-]

GLOCKBOY wrote..

I'm getting tired of this punk ass shit about how little kids are to little do be playing CS. I'm 11 and getting tired of all this BULL SHIT. i have been playing for a year now let's just say I'm 45 mmmmkay. P.S. DON'T BAN ME FROM CS-NATION I'M YOUR FRIEND

Where as some of the rest of us get tired of listening to high pitched girlish voices swearing constantly like "elves with mouths of pirates" over voice comm. Or perhaps we tire of reading whole sentences written in all-caps when there's a simple bold feature for those clever enough to use it.



I don't know why anyone would ever complain about little kids who are technically 7 years too young to be playing... simply escapes me.



In other words, get over it kiddies and try not to flaunt your lack of maturity for all to see. You'll grow up with time. We all do.

disabled wrote..

What the fuck am I saying?!

I don't know. :)

[RedClaw05]

yea....i am a hyped up azn kid too GO VIETS YEA!!!!!!!...um.. ne wayz my worst strategy is...

1) having full ammo on a m4a1...and rush righ tin the center of where you see 5 ts in your line of fire but get killed...and not killing ne of em....and knowing that you only did about 12 damage to each guy...

2) rushing with a glock...on dust and get naded and is down to 45 then get awped in the head in front of bombsite "a".

3) .....fall on oilrig when trying to camp as a terrorist on the window//ceiling...and noticing the V.I.P. is afk

[Ghengis]

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RedClaw05 wrote..

yea....i am a hyped up azn kid too GO VIETS YEA!!!!!!!...um.. ne wayz my worst strategy is...

1) having full ammo on a m4a1...and rush righ tin the center of where you see 5 ts in your line of fire but get killed...and not killing ne of em....and knowing that you only did about 12 damage to each guy...etc....

Isnt this the worst lackof tactics??? Ive noticed now that I have played in a proper coimp rather than pubs, that there are a wealth of tactics, adn nearly all of them will destroy those with none. Team work, and patieince kick the fuck out of balls and spunk every time. Shame cos I got mighty big balls.

Oh and disabled? You forgot to mention the sand damage imagine getting it in your 'japseye' oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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disabled wrote..

I'd rather hump a coconut tree than another man, especially a blonde one



actually, humping a tree would be quite dangerous, seeing that you will wear out ur tool pretty quickly, and your skull would've probably caved in from coconuts falling on your head. The danger would be amplified if it was during a lightning storm, and it was the only tree on the island.



What the fuck am I saying?!

well you sure do know a lot about that topic.

[disabled]

I basically pulled down my pants, bent over, and split my ass cheeks apart on that post, but you come up with such a LAME retort?



jesus

[bad 2 da boner]

ruzzuh man u should filter out all the whinny pussys and leave da good emails in. "I die EVERY FREAKIN TIME....." Pussy.....

[Ghengis]

disabled wrote..

I basically pulled down my pants, bent over, and split my ass cheeks apart on that post, but you come up with such a LAME retort?



jesus

So perhaps you woudlnt hump another man, but you waiting to get roached yeah??

[Re-call]

I thought you ownt yourself on that post enough.

[daylife]

abel wrote..

you completely missed the whole point of the joke.. fwoosh, just way over your head :/



well duh.. thats the point. you need a distraction that will help you steal the other teams brownies.

No no, I didn't miss it. I just wanted to tell Rizzuh that his joke isn't right (sorry, I can't think of a better English expression right now).

[[LoSS]~*nugget*~]

me worst time on c-s iz when i threw a nade at a wall and i ducked and it rebounded and came bak 2 me, i waz on 43 hp, after da nade blew up, i was on 0hp, im a bit of a gronk BUTTTTTT, now i look out 4 walls, *im scared of nades now =()*

me worst time on c-s iz when i threw a nade at a wall and i ducked and it rebounded and came bak 2 me, i waz on 43 hp, after da nade blew up, i was on 0hp, im a bit of a gronk BUTTTTTT, now i look out 4 walls, *im scared of nades now =()*

[Frito Bandito]

~*nugget*~ wrote..

me worst time on c-s iz when i threw a nade at a wall and i ducked and it rebounded and came bak 2 me, i waz on 43 hp, after da nade blew up, i was on 0hp, im a bit of a gronk BUTTTTTT, now i look out 4 walls, *im scared of nades now =()*

Huh?

[sixletter]

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My tactic fails me every time



I Always buy two(2) Flashbangs and after I have tossed one I still have the other damn flashbang in my hand....at this point I get terminated faster than cherry 7-Up!

[Bane Draconus]

of course rizzuh is a master baiter, theres enough of him for both teams and more



by the way, best tactic= throwing a HE around the corner and killing half your own team by accident O_o

sorry! really! didnt mean to!