mailbag: failed tactics

[CSN NewsBot]

It's a Sunday and you know what that means! Repenting your sins so if you happen to be murdered within the next week you won't go to hell, of course. It also means that it's time for a new mailbag. I (rizzuh) am back for another stab, much like some sort of person that stabs things repeatedly.

from: el jefe the 2nd

My least successful strategy ever has been strafing around corners. Either I've been playing with a server full of aimbots, or hyped-up Asian kids on speed because I cannot strafe around a corner without getting killed in some embarrassing fashion. EVERY FREAKIN' SINGLE TIME...



It's enough to make an honest man sick.

Uh, yeah, check it out.

[Exo]

It was a good topic, but it was a miserable read because 1st grade morons tried to explain confusing things.

[Derelict267]

woohoo my first mailbag submission and riz puts it up >=)

[.nap]

coolguy pwned the mailbag. It was the sole reason this mailbag was worth reading.

[Jsunu]

puffycloud in disguise

[orphy]

I call myself a girl too, but for, uh, other reasons. The doctor says I should tell people. I like the doctor, he cares about me and my brain-brain.

oh boy, rizzuh made a funny! That actually made me laugh.

[Ritchey007]

*cough* Pre-netcode days *cough*

[dot_commie]

rizzuh, gj on the mailbag unlike the other freaks who cant make a decent mailbag. your mailbags are good for the brain-brain

btw, im dumb and have searched the site to no avail, where exactly do you go to submit something for a mailbag?

[CmdrFlesh]

yes, good mailbag! unfortunately i missed it... i know plenty of tactics only suitable to commit suicide...

[sniv]

wasnt that great a mailbag imho.



but so true



"everyone rush next round" says 1337Kill@H. Then you see 2 people rushing (other than leetguy). You see him getting all the frags at the end of round when everyone has 2 life.

[cheetarah654]

usually on saterday or so he puts the mailbag topic up in rizzuhs corner, but only for a bit. so if you see it, submit!



it was a good mailbag, but i just wish people would stop submitting obviously stupid things in order to get a jackass remark from rizzuh, its better when he makes fun of people who are bieng seriouse, not people who are wanting it.

[CmdrFlesh]

Edited by [user="41266"] @ [time="1035761391"]

maybe ppl who want to be serious don't really enjoy being mocked...

[Re-call]

hahah i remember that when you did 98 dmg to that guy rizzuh...



1 failure, 98 let downs

[abel]

my tactic is the best: i run around knifing walls until some newbie on the other team starts knifing the wall and then i jump out with my elites and i kill him, and den i see ROFL ROFLO RFOLF ROFLROFLROFL from every1 on the server, and den i do it again and again until i do it to an ogc'er who knifes me in my face from his spawn or to the admin who gives me a priv msg saying 'kicked by consolel :o



thankfully admins dont exist, or teh hax might have gone away :'(



btw, once i was last 1 alive and i used my kill-da-afk-tactic and liek i went to him and i knifed him in the face and i won and was liek 'w00t wewt!' and den he respawned and bought a colt and shot me in my face

[Re-call]

The best tactic for me that hardly ever works is the "fake your afk so the dumbass enemy will try and knife you and you pull out an assult rifle and blow their little fucking head off".... usally they just shoot me and im left feeling pissed off.