For all plane whores.

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Probably a few lines

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Planewhore I will look forward to it. I bet it has some awesome dogfighting in it this time!

For all the things I call you, I don't think I'd use the word boring I'll give you that m8

Serious time, need Wargimp or Duck really, how hard would it be to code that the flares cause the missle to explode?

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This could be one of the funniest threads I've ever read. it just goes to show that.

1. Some people will just never be satisfied
2. If someone dies more than 3 times in 1 round a patch for the game is needed immedaitly.
3. If someone can't kill someone for 4 minutes, a patch is needed immediatly
4. There will always be 15 year olds aguining who is going to be the next "Fatility"

The sad thing is , in 2 months all will have forgotten about previous versions and patches

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"For all plane whores."

Someone gets owned in the skys

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Once the little bugs for AA is tweaked out when it zig zags all over the place and when flares WORK.. then it should be fine but this is AA not Air to air

Anyone saying air to air is fine or "Learn how to fly" DOES not fly or is one of those people who always got shot down

TO DAM EASY.. Its just so simple.. I guess its kind of nice to be able to take out whoever in 5secs for some people but for helis/jets its to uneven

[Chris_Redfield]

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you have a lot of ego in your flying skills, are you trying to compensate some other areas of your life?

LOL. No, I guess you just cant handle the fact that the people with the "pilots suck. LOLOLOL" attitude arent here.

Hell for the first time I see two good pilots taunting each other with humour and respect.

Every scorehungry pube that sees a master player has something unoriginal and lame to say. How about some respect?


Guys- the "STINGERS NEED MORE SKILLS" is sarcasm. How do you miss it, is beyond my comprehension.

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HaVoc.uK you should realy forget those stingers and learn how to fly... 'it takes more skill to sit in a stinger' lol you cant be serious untill you say it that way: 'it takes more skill to have the same KD ratio -like PlaneWhore- with stingers'
ROFL @

I didn't read the whole thread but jakswan said it took more skill to sit in a stinger than fly a jet?

Double clicking vs. manuvering, situational awareness, and fighting....

What takes more skill?

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HaVoc.uK you should realy forget those stingers and learn how to fly... 'it takes more skill to sit in a stinger' lol you cant be serious untill you say it that way: 'it takes more skill to have the same KD ratio -like PlaneWhore- with stingers'
ROFL @
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Hey Jakswan, in the time you took to type out your posts, I created PlaneWhore: Part Deux or: How I Learned to Stop Worring and Love the 1.2 Patch or: Snakes on a Plane. Keep an eye out for it, you might learn something.

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Warning: Long poorly structured post ahead
I'm currently holding the belt on that title, so as both a pilot (or rather, the pilot) and a groundpounder let me tell you how I honestly feel about 1.2

Wow your such a noob, i can pull 6 random people out that i bet can smoke your ass. Including myself , i don't care how many kills you have , i don't care how many movies you made you are f*ucking full of yourself and its you over confident bastards that ruin this game. And i can't wait until i meet you in a server and own your ass , or vise versa. I know that im not the best and i know neither are you. No one is Specifically The Master of any vehicle weapon or kit. This just shows me a lack of respect you have for other players , and your ability to sit in your moms basement all night with fresh cookies in front of you. Ass hole.

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Can I ask a serious question here? Well it's my thread, so I guess I will.

How do you jet s really feel?

I mean woah.. DICE dropped your advantage in the air by a ton, and here's a few thoughts on why..

It's not merely that jets were too fast, or too well armoured, or too powerful.. but rather it involved the people IN them too. A few points to recognise are: 1. Many jet s ended with mega high k/d ratios
2. Many jetwhores tk'd for vehicles.

There are other involving the flaws of these pilots, and PlaneWhore himself has displayed ass-hattery of a high level in assuming he was the best on the planet.. you know, because his jet with more armour than a humvee and a nose-cannon multiple times stronger than a .50 aswell as being able to avoid the (at the time) moronic, slow, and EASILY distracted SAM/A2A somewhat unfairly made him a veritable god in this game.

But now his game is ruined, and see how this infant and his kin sulk..

For the record, I've shot down more helicopters and jets now with both SAA and MAA since 1.2 released, than I ever had in the COMBINED releases prior.

I take great pleasure in sinking the guys who I've known superficially for 6 months as nothing but pilots, who would often end up with either a teamscore of 50+ (implying 50 kill assists) or 50 kills (gunners/jet pilots).

Yessir, the smile on my face when I send them crashing down, even to the point that the j-10's stopped taking off, and on kubra 1 match later, when the MIG and SU stayed grounded, and the Mi-28 never lived long enough to breathe down my neck; is un-matchable.

I've flown for a credible number of hours in jets, and after about 5 minutes of ing runs and meaningless dogfights I bail out from boredom. How can you guys love this vehicle type so much? I mean, come on... the very notion of the repetition involved is so sad, I might as well walk into an uncap and sit infront of a tank for 20 minutes.. I'm sure after the 8th or 9th try there'd be some pretty creative methods (and comments AND questions) regarding my inevitable doom.

No more is this game dictated solely by air-power alone (although given my latest match on Op. Clean sweep, that statement loses credibility..) and no more will I fear you. With my PGZ, my Tunguska, my Linebacker, you will fear me now. You will fear me, because you know you really only have one chance at living, that now your game is about lightning quick, imprecise and (inevitably) ineffective strikes against what un-defended groupings you can find.

You know that so long as there's some two-bit noob in an AA somewhere your life is actually in danger, and your chances of soaring like a bolt of lightning is no more. You will be like rabbits among the eagles now.

The smart ones will quit flying, and switch to the other end of the stick. Become one of us.

But for the rest of you I ask: How does it feel?

Wow, looks like you were owned one too many times.

Put it this way, before I ever started flying helicopters or jets (helicopters a few months ago, jets a week ago) I had zero complaints about aircraft at all. For over 4 months I never flew an aircraft. Never was owned by them, yes I was killed, but never really owned like you were and had to b1tch to dice about it so that they noobed up the game.

Were jets hard to kill? Yes. Where choppers hard to kill? No.

Now are jets hard to kill? No. Are choppers hard to kill? Its a joke if you can't....

EDIT: Ive only been flying jets for a week and its still very easy to take down AA sites, especially stingers. The sad thing is what you already stated. All it takes is a noob to down a pro pilot.

And no, my game is not "about lightning quick, imprecise and (inevitably) ineffective strikes against what un-defended groupings you can find."

My game is about having fun and owning you.

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God help your patients, you can't even spell.

:laugh:

Bahh, I'm sure he has steady hands. Perhaps he's planning to be a RN?

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successful pre-med student in an outstanding university

God help your patients, you can't even spell.

[WolfAlmighty]

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Damn, this is one hell of an entertaining thread! I should have brought some popcorn!

I've never flown against PW (thank god :P ) but I've flown with (as in, he was the pilot, I was the n00b in the bomber seat) colony and despite all the claims that the F-15 would get creamed in short order by the SU-34 he still managed to stay alive in it for a whole round, at least he did pre-patch. I remember one time I was flying on 32 player Clean Sweep with Recon and all of a sudden we notice that there was an enemy pilot in the sky in the F-15, and it was colony. Well, my reaction was actually 'Oh **** it's colony!'. Neither pilot got shot down the whole round that I recall but colony sure kept us from doing any damage to his team's ground units simply by making himself impossible to kill even in the F-15 which, even in my limited and admittedly sucky flying time, feels like you're trying to fly a Volkswagen Beetle. That has to say something for his flying skills, I guess.

~Wolfgang

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Actually Planewhore I feel inclined to give you another tip, you know when you want something it's a good idea not to alienate everyone.

So tuck your ego to one side and put the toys back in the pram, my two year old daughter could do better. Your debating skillz are shocking.