mailbag: jokes

[PepsiGuided]

cruZ. wrote..

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



CATS NIPPLES........OMG



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Hey! It's the angst-ridden teenager rizzuh was talking about! Smile for the camera!



*Shoots Cruz in the head for laughing at cats nipples...*



Honestly, rizzuh, cats nipples? Come on, everybody knows the money's at monkey nipples...

[pinchet]

PepsiGuided



that was so fucking stupid i wish you would trip into a pit of crocs. seriously

[nuef]

i think davej's sucked ass and it what little faggots do all the time, it's unoriginal and im not a suckup motherfuckers oxoxoxoxo <#

[donfadavi]

Edited by [user="26841"] @ [time="1040900740"]

ok. this is for Rizzuh. i feel sorry for the poor bastard. i was reading the mail box, and going zzzzzzzz. where are the jokes?



so im gonna tell a real joke, to have him laugh a bit. if he reads this.



A lady goes to the doctors office, whith a bi stuch in her pu$$y...

[Edit: ...and a bunch of other crap that proves that donfadavi has never heard of this little thing we know as "spelling" or even the "English language" for that matter. Plus it's off topic, not even funny, and got reported.]

[CmdrFlesh]

Back when submissions for this mailbag would be accepted, I wondered how a practical joke in cs could look like. I couldn't think of anything. Now, after reading the mailbag, I must say: silly me! How could I simply overlook the possibilities of exploiting given privileges/advantages or just annoying ppl, which are sooooooooo damn funny it'd make me leave the server in case I experienced such things.

Just for the log, another "good one":

While I'm playing on a server, a guy joins my team, fakes my nick (I don't know exactly how) and starts tk'ing without mercy until my teammates start liquidating me at respawn or until I'm kicked . In one case, I laughed so hard that I forgot to leave cs before I switched off my pc.

[[pr]]

donfadavi wrote..

whith a bi stuch in her pu$$y

hmm?

[pycckuu]

well, its not as funny as the previous ones, but still good.

[CmdrFlesh]

hobbes[DCS] wrote..

DAMnit! RIZ! pUt mine in for once!

Are you talking about your nipples or about your mailbag submissions?

[Keisuke Takahashi]

donfadavi wrote..

ok. this is for Rizzuh. i feel sorry for the poor bastard. i was reading the mail box, and going zzzzzzzz. where are the jokes?



so im gonna tell a real joke, to have him laugh a bit. if he reads this.



A lady goes to the doctors office, whith a bi stuch in her pu$$y...

I feel sorry for you because you can't spell "bee" and "stuck".

[HeadHunter (007)]

LoL.



Keisuke Takahashi is abusing everyone because they never passed the third grade. He's caught every poor bastard with a fast typing habit and expressed his sorrow for their poor spelling skills. In the case that someone never did pass the third grade, csnation offers something called a spell check.

I hope that helps



Sure the mailbag was funny in some parts, but it could have been a whole crapload better

[Darkhorse]

I used to go onto friendly fire servers and get peeps to get into the back of the apc, on seige.



I'd then back the apc into the garage.



I'd then type 'kill' in console and leave the server.



I made lots of friends

[DarkViper311]

es12 wrote..

that bastard made that site after stealing a Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode joke.

either way its still funny and better than anything you coulda done or thought of

[thug4life]

riz , try to be funny atleast

[Solid Snake 88]

LOL Rizzuh! That last one was awesome. Good job.

[=P.O.W=ALPHANUMERIC]

rizzuh, i think u should do lots of mail bags cause the more you do wil something