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  • Flaw

    #46
    Practical jokes in CS arent really funny, usually becuase some poor guy gets screwed. I have seen some funny stuff in CS though: Player towers, massive knife wars, the akimbo barettas...

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    • Gpig

      #47
      The mailbag sucked because I hated half the submissions.
      SinaC wrote..

      My girlfriend is suicidal... :\
      Dump her and say the reason is, "I can do better."

      Or "You're too fat."

      "You're too ugly."

      Heh, sorry. Well I'm really not but it's just a formality.



      Wait, no, why are you dating a suicidal person? I know there's a reason but I can't think of one normally because people don't date suicidal people. Get her on some antidepressants etc. I'm sure her suburban American lifestyle dating a Counter-Strike player who has access to a cable connection and a good computer must really be the pits. I hope she can make it through this nightmare that is her life!

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      • Mike Ditka is God!

        #48
        Meh teh losar D:

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        • |3ear

          #49
          BEST MAILBAG EVER!!)!*&%@#(^



          just because mine was first ;D



          yes thats right...the secret is out... me = ral



          yes...ral < other people < THE other people

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          • cruZ.

            #50
            i must say though...the mailbag picture kicks ass.

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            • vecdran

              #51
              Int...eresting....

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              • |hobbes|

                #52
                DAMnit! RIZ! pUt mine in for once!

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                • Re-call

                  #53
                  -:Nighthawk:- wrote..

                  Don't even think about posting details.



                  I've been victim to a few of these pranks. Some are funny to everyone, others are not. Admin abuses that interfere with people's ability to play the game are not funny, really. Text stuff is different, but killing people randomly, the ultra high gravity slayings, and such... they just ruin a lot of people's game for one person's laugh.



                  Some of the positioning things are funny, like the militia bathroom hostage one. I can't count the number of times I sat in there with those hostages (all 4 of them) as the last surviving T, wasting any CT's who tried to approach the door, and laughing with glee as hostages were slaughtered. Never worked against me, though, as you can just open the door towards you and avoid the whole problem. :)



                  Anyway, some of the submissions were funny (those that didn't bring back memories of getting rather ticked off), commentary could use some help, but I don't expect rizzuh to always be the funniest guy around. Thanks for trying all the same. :-/
                  About the only good thing about ogc: Anti-admin abuse

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                  • Exo

                    #54
                    ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
                    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
                    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
                    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think shagsnscoob is implying that rizzuh was sucking on his cat's penis!! HEHEHEHEH!!

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                    • Z1G

                      #55
                      Edited by [user="70452"] @ [time="1040011094"]

                      this mailbag was so boring that... it was actually funny



                      SinaC : All 14 year old girls are suicidal D:

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                      • Zeak

                        #56
                        gess that mail bag was ahhhh gay half the stuff those guys wrote in wasnt funny and some thing only noobs would do lol noob



                        any way go here if you want to try something fun in cs



                        http://www.lexicon.net/power/Whats%20New.htm



                        we have created many games in cs that acctually make the game kinda enjoyable

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                        • Element-Fenix

                          #57
                          err...........

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                          • mcred

                            #58
                            Whaddah boring mailbag

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                            • CabalSoljea

                              #59
                              rizz. is. losing. it.

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                              • StealthMonkey

                                #60
                                Rizzuh has obviously never tried good and hard to "rage" someone. My favorite experience of all time is getting that one voice wav program by garry and playing the pinky and the brain theme song constatly, people get sooooo angry. And the ones that don't, sing along in their 11 year old voices making it even better. To top if off my name would be pinky, and my friend would be brain, and we would block teamates into corners and just stand there staring at them with the theme song going. We would wait until the whole team died except us three and then type out where we were. The CT's would come at rape all three of us, but it it was all worth it cause seeing that one person get so mad that they began cursing like none other on the voice com was so great. Funniest thing of all time by far. Then of course you have to tie in other aspects like spamming on the text also, like binding a key to something random and pointless like "I OWN YOU" all in caps of course and just press the bind over and over. The combination of spaming the voice com and spamming the text completely voided any chance of teamwork and defeated the whole purpous of the game for everyone on our team. People would get so mad and spend all their time typing out threats like, "I'M RECORDING A DEMO OF THIS AND I AM GOING TO EMAIL THE ADMIN IT AND GET YOU TWO BANNED!" We would take one of two approches to this either, "Ok. Good. You do that." or "OMG PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED WHAT WILL I EVER DO? I WOULD HAVE TO GO PLAY ON ONE OF THE OTHER 5000 CS SERVERS!!!! NO!!!!" Either way it completely destroyed any aspect of their game and that made my sad sick purpous in life complete. I didn't do that for very long, but when I did, it was the funnest times in CS ever, but now I'm a good boy. ;o

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