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I can't believe no one brought up "the clicker". not a joke, but it sure is annoying. you buy the auto-shotgun and no ammo, then empty the magazine and continue to hold the trigger down and follow your victim around the map 'clicking' the back of his head.
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busterrifle wrote..
I feel so old.
out of interest...
what are foldger's crystals?
There used to be all these commercials where you would see someone at an office or a diner or something and a voice-over would confidentially whisper "We've secretly replaced Bill's regular coffee with Foldger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices." And then Bill in his button-down would take a sip of his coffee and smile real big, the implication being that he did notice, and that Foldger's Instant Coffee with Flavor Crystals (tm) was in fact better than his regular coffee. But if you ask me, his regular coffee must have really sucked, cause my mom used to drink Foldger's and it's not very good. It only has a vague resemblance to regular coffee. It was all very absurd. This is what makes replacing things with Foldger's Crystals amusing. To me. I don't know why it didn't get into the mailbag.Comment
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Man cs players are gettin dumb. They laugh at the GAME, which is pretty sad on its own, and theyre getting to be assholes. I don't play public servers that much, but it's mostly full of guys that like to announce "ERHEM I ONLY DIED BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY TRYING A NEW CONFIG, KSHARP'S CONFIG, THAT'S RIGHT, KSHARP, A CAL-I PLAYER, YES I AM USING HIS CONFIG YES EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME PLEASE!" and people that say "omfg gg nub kthx rgr neg this is a pub stfu nub pubs dont matter" etc. etc. Everyone thinks theyre CS gods, and they can talk smack to anyone they want cuz theyre thugs.
But then they get off their computer and their dad tells them to clean their room.Comment

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