obvious one that nobody thought off. admin-execclient to make them "drop" so they can never shoot you cuz their weapon keeps dropping
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I like to shoot camper teamates from a long distance so that they think an enemy is shooting at them. After a while, they'll usually start ignoring the constant sound....until an enemy really comes and kills them.Comment
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its funny as hell how people enjoy calling others noobs as an insult.
i was 24-9 on aztec today, highest on server, and i had someone who was 4-9 calling me a noob repeatedly. anything i say he would make it sound like i was stupid and i had no idea what i was talking about, weither i was talking to him or not. i had fun owning him, hope he feels though cus he thinks he won, or somethingComment
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RIZZ! Y R U RECYCLING STUFFS???????
Y IS TIZ NOT A NEW MAILBAG?????????
n i dunno wat the guys ^ r responding to....
where have u ppl been???!?!????Comment
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This mailbag was posted 11 days ago. ELEVEN DAYS. That's hardly recycling material if you're just now getting around to reading it. CPL took priority for this past weekend's effort, so perhaps there will be a new mailbag next week, perhaps not.
Live in suspense.
Of course, with that admin-execclient crap, you could just bind mouse1 to "disconnect" or even "exit" if you want, and lots of people would end up reinstalling CS after being unsure why they were always "crashing" or something. But some jokes pass beyond the lines of funny to just causing others frustration and pain, and I don't understand why people would do them.Comment
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-:Nighthawk:- wrote..
erm... i guess many had not read tiz mailbag...
This mailbag was posted 11 days ago. ELEVEN DAYS. That's hardly recycling material if you're just now getting around to reading it. CPL took priority for this past weekend's effort, so perhaps there will be a new mailbag next week, perhaps not.
Live in suspense.
wateva... still, its not new...
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Luring little children into white vans.... lolololComment
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One of my favorites is making the bomb timer short to the point where you plant and then it blows. The T's are never too happy about that. Especially the ones that pistol a few rounds to gain a AWP.Comment
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Hmm, my 2 cents:
cs_militia. Me and 1 teammate are only terrs left alive with very low hp (I had 3 hps and his health was around 15 or so) against 2 cts. We decided to fall back to hostages area and camp there a bit. When I heard enemyes coming I asked my teammate to shoot his whole mp5 magazine at the wall without releasing fire key, so that gun wouldn't reload and kept clicking. CTs heard the sound of an empty gun from garage and rushed through the door... And was met by my AK fire... Both dead :) That was quite funny but such things work only once...Added @ [time="1040984624"]
Khe-khe... Read through commets... Guys, is it realy that bad on your pub servers? I mean admin abuse, team killers, etc... Most of these freaks who sent their bullshit to this mailbag would be banned from my server in a couple of minutes... It looks like terms like 'teamplay', 'mission objectives', etc. are unknown on most of your internet servers and voice is used mostly as an abuse rather than a poweful tool for coordinating the team.
I know it's offtopic, but I'm just so surprised with this situation... And sorry for my English, it's not my native language.Comment
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gd point however....
objectives r thrown out of the window...
deathmatches r encouraged....
n most importantly, awp is the only gun used with skill.....Comment
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OMG WHO READS THAT CRAP ITS LIKE A BOOK WRITTEN BY FUDGING BIG FAT LESBIAN BRIDGE BUILDERS!Comment
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my best practical joke ever: type /quit in the console and select the Cstrike folder and then press Shift+Enter and then Enter again.
Getting owned by your little brother all the time in CS can make anyone lose their temper...Comment
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FAF wrote..
Retard, you mean subjective. Objective is facts, subjective is opinions get it straight. I win
Funny is objective, meaning what I find funny, you might not.
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i just like running around specific players the whole map pressing the use key to make that annoying 'HL Use' noise.Comment
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