mailbag: excuses

[SuperBig67]

My cat is so damn cute when she just drops on my keyboard and purrs while I am shooting ass of CS. Then I would be cuddling the damn critter and wouldn't give no shit about being shot up a couple of times.

[Ataraxian]

I wish I had a cat to mess up my CS playing. :/



I'm surprised I didn't see "I ran out of mousepad"



Happens to me a lot, stupid max payne mousepad with 2.5 sensitivity... i need a func. :/

[D3viant]

Sometimes i have a problem with my mouse. It doesn't move when i am shooting. Thats my excuse anyway. :p And yes my friend has cat, and it frequently sits in front of the computer and television screen. Seems they are attracted to it.



Deviant

[jismify]

i swear that all the cat excuse ones that you received were because people thought that rizzuh was going to be doing the mailbag, and he would use the one about the cat. Scout the cat gets more "air time" than scout the rifle in these mailbags, i thought maybe people were just looking for an "in". =j

[Ghengis]

Hmmmmm!



jsmiffy what clan are you in?

I recognise j0o



Anyways, cfg bi9nds etc have become partof the excuses, i certainly find after a reinstall it takes me a good few days to0 get back to normal again. Then i have tyhe ive been playing 1,6 all morning that why i have problems, excuse too! hehehe Works a dream, cos people go, omg hes leet, hes a dedicated beta tester! :P

[FAN of AYUMI]

my excuse.. i was bein in the process of bein abducted by aliens.. and i am tryn to learn their language and communicate with the green people ^^

[jismify]

i recognize "j0o" too Ghengis. q=D not from anything clan related tho. mebbe pubbing?



1.6 is a good excuse tho. or saying, "i wouldnt have died if i had a galil" always goes over well. although i try to figure out how not to die in the future if the same situation were to come up, rather than what my excuse was. =j

[SausagePizza]

I had no idea the cat problem was so insidious - or so widespread. I recommend that we, as a community, do what we can to address the increasingly prevalent disruptive cat situation. There's more than one way to solve this dilemma.

I have a perfect way to solve this: simply kill Rizzuh's cat.

[PCF|Herman D]

http://hermand.co.uk/me2/php/list/

http://hermand.co.uk/me2/php/list/view_list.php?lid=8



Darn thief, Rizzuh. :@

[spud]

My cat climbs up my back (when least expected) to my shoulders using just her unfeasibly sharp claws (and my unfeasibly sensitive skin). I never use this as an excuse because I'm too busy grimacing in agony.



This must surely pwn your puny kitty conundrums into a cocked hat.

[GameHopper]

little bit off topic but where did the other topic go about the "captain" who got suspended?

[Mican]

Holly mutha!!! Ive not played CS for 7 months now, cause it was getting hell boring. I wanted to wait for CS 1.6, and now i come back to this website to check....AND ITS STILL CS 1.5?!!@?!?!!! /me tears at my hair in agony!!!

[DeathsDisguise]

Edited by [user="81420"] @ [time="1045063800"]

SmAuG_806 wrote..

Cats do actually do that. A lot.



And as for AIM...if Trillian had the same "block incoming messages" that AIM does, I would be so much happier. *sigh*

It does it's called Closing your trillian while you play counter-strike. makes sence doesn't. Why would you want someone to message you while you are playing Counter-strike anyways

[pycckuu]

speaking of mouse excuse. i was owning everyone but then some PLAYER(1) guy shot me because my hand fell off my mouse for no particular reason. that was very embarassing

[Gnu]

Was rizzuh just trying to be clever, or did he censor "shit" once in the news posting and forget to censor the second instance? I hadn't even noticed until now.