mailbag: excuses

[CmdrFlesh]

thePostman wrote..

Hey Its possible to smoke and play CS at the same time!!!!!

Oh yes it is! But to be honest, it distracts me. Anyway, I never use excuses as I have no time for that. When I die, especially when I die due to a lack of concentration or intoxication, I feel the immediate urge for the next "cigarette"...

[Omicr0n]

I too use the cat excuse. I was busy shoving my cat on my scanner so I couldnt shoot my gun. Nice Mailbag asspennies

[pycckuu]

ROFL OMICRON!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

btw, i had the best excuse:

a pencil rolled off the table and stabed me in the balls

[Dr. Funk]

is that the "iceman"?

[asspennies]

I was kind of looking for people who weren't trying to tell jokes - they were just explaining what excuses they really use. I don't think "a pencil stabbed me in the balls" quite fits.

[Darkhorse]

best. mailbag. ever

[thor2488]

Beat this number of cats: 1.



And I've been catz0red more than once.

[o2c enigma]

"my pencil rolled off the table and stabbed me in the balls"



rofl

[Wwv]

the whole trick is to prepare an excuse beforehand, most popular is calling yourself 'glock-training' or something, doesn't matter that you use other guns, makes it only more believable you just aren't interested enough to really try but if you would you'd kill everybody

[asspennies]

You're a hard one to figure out, Darkhorse.

[m0nKeY]

Omicorn wins, nice pic m8 :P

[Omicr0n]

My best real excuse is prabably that my mouse drivers suck. I use my mousewheels click feature to reload and sometimes the drivers reset themselves to default settings so it won't reload and instead brings up this small arrow like dildo that won't leave my fucking screen. I have to leave the game and I usually die before then. Damn logitech dual optical mouse is great. The drivers suck ass though.

[Darkhorse]

Edited by [user="2095"] @ [time="1044996358"]

asspennies wrote..

You're a hard one to figure out, Darkhorse.

this is actually a cross-sextion of my brain







i think my actual brain peace is missing

thus the speling mistakes and general incoherency u c

[Zkilibon]

Ahaha that was a great mailbag... although i dont know how to freaking submit for mailbags because there never seems to be anyone asking for input for a mailbag... I guess I'll just email random people with CS stories :P



I like the mailbag, cuz I can definitely relate to it. Having recently been an absolute n00b (a horrible one at that) I was always making excuses... my best was probably "There were oreo cookie crumbs inside my mouse and the ball wouldnt move!!!!"... Well now I have an optical mouse and I dont suck (Well I suck less at least), so my excuses for getting mowed down by a preteen mousey voiced kid with a TMP are less numerous. Nowadays I'm alot more laid back, so if someone absolutely reams me, I'll just be like "ahhhh lol i sooo got owned" and play the popeye voiceannoy script to soothe my nerves....................



I'm normal, I really am! Seriously!!!

[])3@6][_3-Saint]

hey you can always say CS is bs i hear every one say it then just keep playing for hours on end. my teammates love me because im not the one yelling the crap most of the time il usualy just crack a joke here and there while playing or start shooting my freinds in the ass and running away to piss them off