mailbag: excuses

[CSN NewsBot]

That crazy asspennies has donated us a new mailbag. The topic is something about clever death excuses. Here is the most relaxed contribution:

from: ])3@6][_3-Saint

i tell them CS is bull [shoot] and that that AWP head shot was one lucky ass shot because i was goin behind a wall or i tell them to f off and die and that im not trying or some bull shit some times im actualy on the phone but ill usualy sit at spawn and start yelling at my team to work harder so i guess my excuses would mosty be CS is BS!

Read the rest of the mailbag here. Thanks to Mr Bond for the topic.

[Darkhorse]

That was a grate story.

[sPaNkThEmOnKeY]

That was a great story.

[thePostman]

Hey Its possible to smoke and play CS at the same time!!!!!

[I.D.R]

a good effort though Darkhorse...

Unless you are from an English speaking country...in which case YOU SUCK!! OMG YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK SOOOOOO BAD...

I'd sure hate to be you right now...spelling great wrong like that...a disgrace.

I am of course, only joking...im not sure how i got to this page...but ATM i have nothing better to do...goodbye

[Darkhorse]

v. grate, grat·ed, grat·ing,



To cause irritation or annoyance: a mailbag that grates on one's nerves.

meh

[pycckuu]

lol @ darkhorse. oh yeah.....this is about mailbag....uhhhh.....not as good as the last one, but still pretty funny

[Macho Maen]

pycckuu is a Russian YaaY... the mailgab - well could be better since its 2 or 3 weeks after the previous one

[7Seal]

Asspennies is just about as funny as Jerry Seinfeld, please warn me in advance about another mailbag by him.

[cheetarah654]

jerry seinfeld ownz you no good dog-foot



man, csn has been behind on the mailbags, one a month instead of 4!



i think my main excuse is i scratch my head or something and its RIGHT THEN that the bad guys turn the corner. never fails

[Steakeater]

The cat excuse is widespread because cats are out to destroy the game of Counter-Strike. My 19-pound obese cat Squeak thinks it's hilarious to try to attain affection while I'm firing my gun.

[Epoch-Prime]

hey i love counter strike......

[-AK-]

Edited by [user="5640"] @ [time="1044988141"]

I'm suprised no one used the "Damn, I was reloading" excuse...



actually, now that I think about it, that's probably the most common excuse and thus wasn't included in the mailbag...yeah, i'm a smart one

[Vaishino]

Boo-urns, my excuse didn't make it.



"I was scratching myself in two places at once"



That's gold! How could it not make it?

[kaxman]

The cigarette dangles from the corner of the mouth.