you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

[whoosh]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

You bitch in the forums because you think the AA still needs to be improved.

LOL

[[AE]LoneWolf]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

...you're a commander and the flag turned white but see your team will cap it so you put artillery on it only helping the other team...if you're not commander same scenario but you blew your c4...

[JonnyMacFred102]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

- You're a sniper who joins squads and occupies a slot without any intention of ever working/co-operating with your squad

No, that can be just for best squad or to have mobile spawn points. I wouldn't quite call people jerks for doing that...:p

[JonnyMacFred102]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

...you are on usmc team are losing by 100 points even though you have captured 4 out of 5 bases on Wake island (including airfield)

...you ask for a ride and stare speechless at the speeding jeep as it runs right over you (immediate punish to follow)

...you are the reckless driver behind that jeep's wheel

...you sit on top of a team mate's C4 next to the flag when enemies are all around (immediate punish to follow if you survive enemies' attack)

...you go around pistoling people 4 times in the chest, then rehealing them to full health (usually results in them teamkilling you; immediate punish is required)

[Chris_Redfield]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

... if you bring "real life" and "real games" to the guy who owned you for a challenge. I dont ask you to meet me outside if you beat me in Street Fighter 2. Stop doing the same in BF2.

[Hidus]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

No, that can be just for best squad or to have mobile spawn points. I wouldn't quite call people jerks for doing that...:p

If you are spawning on the squad leader it would sort of imply you are fighting alongside them does it not? I was talking about snipers who join a squad then sit on a roof on the opposite side of the map the whole round doing absolutely nothing relating to teamwork or squad co-operation.

[Alcorr]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

You bitch in the forums because you think the AA still needs to be improved.

You are a noob and bitched about 1.12 AA.

[imported_ThePieSpy]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

...if you're next in line for a jet, and after you jump in, some freakface on your team puts C4 all over it and waits for you to take off, only to blow you out of the sky!

...You waste your teams manpower by sitting on a carrier waiting for a jet to spawn.

....All you can do is bitch about bunny hopping and dolphin diving just because you can't aim worth ****.

[saltburn]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

jerk/noob same thing..

-you use unlocks
-you think you're better than me in a heli
-you're commander but don't command
-you think rank matters

[Bullit_toof]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

if... you punish your side's jet pilot for a stupid AA missile lock that should never have happened.

its well risky flying a jet now. Because its very easy to TK or TD with the AA missiles.

I was on Wake and got punished instantly when my missiles flew right past the enemy plane directly in front of me (who didnt even try to evade) and went on to hit a friendly jet miles ahead of him (who was turning).

I mean, how can I help that?

Exactly what i think. I haven't flown a jet in ages, well before 1.2 anyway. I gave it a go the other day and it's suprising how many people hold you in contempt for something that isn't really your fault. I know you should only fire when you can purely see the enemy but even that doesn't work sometimes. The missles tend to find the air vehicles with the most friendly (used term very loosely as most punish especially arrogant clan members how think they are the leetist thing ever on their server and if you don't play by their rules i will kick you and call you names) units in.

[peter_north]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

-you use unlocks

how are you a jerk if you use unlocks ????

[Bullit_toof]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

how are you a jerk if you use unlocks ????

Yeah come on, can't you see where he is comin from.............no...well neither can I?

You'd be a jerk for not using the unlocks seen as most of the unlocks are alot better than the originals. DOA-12, G36C, G36E, PKM, L96, MP7, G3 etc etc

[TheCanOpener]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

I would like to apologize to the Battlefield 2 community because I think I have done all the above learning to play the game.

I would also like to thank those who gave new ideas to the people who do dumb things.

DEDO

P.S. Don't chase me around corners when I am a sniper. I have a claymore waiting for you there.

[saltburn]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

how are you a jerk if you use unlocks ????

Basically they take less skill. I enjoy BF2 for fun fighting not because I happen to have the better unlock or happen to have bought SF. The latter is absolutely ridiculous.

Anyways, use them all you want. It's that more satisfying when I kill you.

[BrickInTheHead]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

You wait until someone jumps into a plane and jump right onto the airstrip in its path

Either one of 3 things happens:
1. The pilot runs you over and you Punish him
2. The pilot sways to the side and crashes into a tree and you type
"LMAO U are teh biggest n00b @ driven the pl4ne!"
^ should say "flyin"
3. Best Case Scenario: The Pilot hops out as the plane keeps going
and mows you down while he laughs his a$$ off.

You APC Whore (I know it's not that bad, but I got pi$sed when Hitler__Green or
someone [i forget his name] stayed right at the only spawnpoint and
killed everyone on our team at Karkand for the whole game)