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  • [2bit]Modmaven

    #46
    Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

    Originally posted by ChuChu
    - You're a sniper who joins squads and occupies a slot without any intention of ever working/co-operating with your squad
    Hear Hear!!! Snipers in a squad in general are usually kind of pointless unless they are REALLY good. Go join a sniper squad or something...

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    • themishkin

      #47
      Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

      ... If you sit there in an armor vehicle spawnkilling everyone because the enemy only has one flag left... Yeah, I'm usually on the jerk side of this one, but hey, who hasn't done it? :p

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      • imported_Diarrabies

        #48
        Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

        Originally posted by [2bit]Modmaven
        Hear Hear!!! Snipers in a squad in general are usually kind of pointless unless they are REALLY good. Go join a sniper squad or something...
        I'm usually sniper and occasionally, I'll join a combat squad. However, it makes me nuts when the squad is obviously moving as a group, operating as a team, but keeping me out of the loop. Try telling the sniper what you want him to do. Or at least give the command to 'attack/defend/move to this position'. Snipers can't always be useful when they're with the squad. They're best for recon, and long distance covering fire. To do either one of those things, a sniper need time to set up. Give him some warning about what you're going to do.

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        • Alcorr

          #49
          Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

          Personally the worst thing you can do in this game to me off is to teamkill for vehicles. Whether its for aircraft with an M95 or someone before he gets into armor...it doesn't matter. A$$hole. Period.

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          • Nexar

            #50
            Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

            If you take a fully loaded blackhawk and ram a friendly boat, giving the driver of the boat about 6 - 12 tks (depending on if anyone else is in his boat)

            If you take a vodnik and ram the Hind helicopter on Sharqi penisula into the UAV stationg, giving the Heli pilot about 4 - 6 Tks.

            If you take out your handy dandy noob ejector and pop a smurf out of a jet. (not like he is suppose to be in a jet anyways)

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            • Alcorr

              #51
              Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

              If you take out your handy dandy noob ejector and pop a smurf out of a jet. (not like he is suppose to be in a jet anyways)
              Nexar you are such a fvking hypocrite.

              You do that (or at least used to) all the time.

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              • nqig_zak

                #52
                Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                ...if you take over a squad, kick everyone in it except one guy, invite all your clan mates, then lock the squad.

                Couldn't you have just started a new one?

                XXX has joined your squad.
                XXX has joined your squad.
                XXX has joined your squad.
                You have been removed from the squad.

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                • AlphaCueUp

                  #53
                  Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                  squad leader in a tank, and some squad member is sitting in the gunner seat not allowing anoyone else to spawn....in that case, i always get out as soon as i spawn, so other ppl can spawn on him

                  ppl who camp for a vehicle while the base it spawns at is being taken, then doesnt realise the vehicle doesnt spawn when that team has the CP....then they get killed....causing us a ticket, and a flag

                  ppl who create a squad, then lock it......and keep it locked when the maximum number of squads has been reached...basically a lone wolf who can make requests to the commander

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                  • unlimitedmp

                    #54
                    Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                    FB your teammates.
                    Teabag anyone.

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                    • Arkasha

                      #55
                      Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                      Originally posted by ChuChu
                      - You're a sniper who joins squads and occupies a slot without any intention of ever working/co-operating with your squad
                      You know there are servers that require you to join a squad, right? WTF is a sniper supposed to do then?

                      A) Join a current squad
                      B) Form his own squad
                      C) Go without a squad and risk being booted out

                      ?

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                      • BigBadBob

                        #56
                        Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                        Originally posted by DosX
                        ...you see the tank I'm repairing and decide you need it. Most times dying and loosing the tank within seconds of 'jackin' it.
                        We ususally kick those asshats from our servers.

                        Or sometimes it will be almost dead, and the enemy is near. He'll steal my tank I'm trying to repair, and spam NEED REPAIRS. While I say screw you, and leave him be.

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                        • SERIALBUTCHER

                          #57
                          Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                          1. You take cover behind my tank, & then when I have to reverse to not get destroyed I run over you, & you punish

                          2. I move forward in an APC to take a flag, & the guy in a tank sits, & watches me get jumped by 2 armoured vehicles but doesn't help

                          3. I am an engy in armour, & you are different kit in armour, & I am always repairing you, but you are never repairing me

                          4. You park your AA vehicle or APC behind my tank, & when I revcerse you don't reverse w/ me causing me team vehicle damage

                          5. I take a flag, & say "follow me" to 3 guys, I run up to the 2nd flag, & encounter 3 enemy, & I am all alone

                          6. You take the tank out 10 times in a row, never even "break even" in kills, & we fall behind 5 tickets everytime you use the tank

                          7. You walk up to a vehicle spawn point, a guy is already there, & you start pushing , & shoving

                          8. All you do is camp the TV station w/ your chopper while the other chopper is murdering our troops

                          9.You are commander, & your armoured vehicles sit @ flags until they turn, & you don't drop supplies until they have already left

                          10. You get in the tank mg seat, & shout go, go, go 100 times

                          11. You run around in sharqi in a huge 20 man group taking 1 flag, @ a time, which then enemy promptly recaptures as soon as you have left

                          12. You are 1 of those medics that wont revive other medics because you feel they are competing w/ you

                          13. You take the tank in Ghost, & immediately run to camp the chopper pad, while the other team takes all the flags

                          14. You just lay down in the road where there is high vehicle traffic

                          15. In wake you all run to the tips of the island (PLA) like you are going to miss the party while the rear bases are being capped, & you initiate a kick vote against the commander

                          16. You use a tank as a taxi to get to a plane

                          17. You use a chopper as a taxi to get to a plane

                          18. You are a commander sitting in an AA, & when a chopper actually attacks you don't see it, & the only way I could get you out would be to tk you

                          19. Last but not least, private being commander when he doesn't even have a basic understanding of the game yet

                          20. etc, etc, etc..............

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                          • Chris_Redfield
                            Member
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 5986

                            #58
                            Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                            .. you think that infantry level combat is the only respectable way.

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                            • =]GAF[=Tetra

                              #59
                              Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                              forming a squad as a sniper and locking it with just you in it

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                              • Scuddyboys

                                #60
                                Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

                                Originally posted by Aegis2a
                                I know you mean well, but for all those medics.

                                . . . . if your a medic and you shock someone who is still in the line of fire, getting yourself killed and the person you shocked killed twice



                                This one takes the cake..

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