you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

[imported_Master Shake]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

You and 5-10 other people are standing around waiting for a plane while the enemy caps all your flags.

You crash a helo full of guys because you have no flight skills and your stupid.

You refuse to fly high enough for anyone to parachute out of your chopper but constantly spam "bail out".

[whoosh]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

You stand right next to the essex gattling gun while the carrier is getting straffed and bombed

But don't have enough sense to get in and shoot the airplane.

[raceacontari]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

if..
-you're the last one on the battlefield, all the points have been taken by the enemy and still won't start a squad. After which you decide to capture a wide open point and get killed by artillery fire.

These people are not jerks. You cannot spawn on a squad leader unless your team controls at least one point.

[RolandThompsonGun]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

but you said under 25 the first time...

and in all honesty, its slightly insulting to place someone between 18 and 25 in the same group as 14-18.

Yer 22, right?

I cant understand all the fuss. In BF1942 the forums weren't swamped with middle aged men discussing the physics of firearms and how as they made it to E4 in the military; they are obviously so ****ing clever.

Its a game, an FPS: Mainly played by people under 18. Ever since the internet became cheap, cool, and easier to use, its now swamped with lamer adults. The same middle-aged wannabees who now want BF2 stupidly real because they were in the Gulf or Nam.
Whoopee doo. Go cry somewhere else

Hypocracy, thy name is FierceTeapot. Yer killin' me, man. :laugh:

[Aegis2a]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

You and 5-10 other people are standing around waiting for a plane while the enemy caps all your flags.

That is so true, man do i hate that. If the helis gone just go and do something.

[Capt_Havok]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

If you're in a jet, and you bomb a neutral flag that's occupied by 3 friendlys and 0 enemies. Sorry, flyboys, you earned your TK's on that one. (And, yes, the flag went from enemy to neutral, not friendly to neutral.)

If you're commander, and you occupy a vital piece of equipment (tank, apc, jet, heli, etc) and not only just sit with it parked in the backfield, but also refuse to relinquish it upon request (ranging from polite to "standard internet jargon"). I'm all for making sure a piece of equipment doesn't get stolen, but if someone else is going to actually USE it, gtfo.

People who choose to complain, whine, or votekick someone in armor/apc who is mowing down opponents, because said opponents REFUSE to spawn as AT, Eng, or Spec. For. and deal with it themselves. What are you gonna do, defib my tank to death? C'mon people...

You've ever tried to willfully do damage to a friendly vehicle because you so vehemently hate the idea of being a grown up, even once in your life.

You've ever whined about being revived by a medic while in the line of fire thinking he's caused you 2 deaths. Unless my version of BF2 is different, you don't get a death until you've respawned. The only complaint you can make is when you get revived when you want to spawn as something else. I haven't met the psychic medic yet, but here's hoping...

(FF On) If you've ever managed to seed every square inch of your home base with mines, so well that a motorcycle couldn't make it through without blowing up... before your own armor and vehicles have gotten out of the base.

You've ever considered quitting because of a patch.

You patently refuse to join a squad or start your own, and continually bitch about not getting supply drops, auv's etc.

You've ever started a new squad when your team already consists of 7 1-man squads.

You've ever bitched about the quality of pilot you recieve when you've been sitting in the gunner's seat for any lengthof time waiting for a pilot.

You've taken offense at something someone wrote on an internet message board.

[xisix]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

-you're the last one on the battlefield, all the points have been taken by the enemy and still won't start a squad. After which you decide to capture a wide open point and get killed by artillery fire.

OOF.. ....
seen it far too often.

[BoxiouS]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

---the commander on your own team puts artillery on a base where there is only 1 enemy

Yeah, and misses.

---Shots with a silenced pistol(pistol) on a tank.(from the front)

Still makes me laugh, annoying as it is having some idiot give away your position, it's cruel to rip someone so bereft of common sense.

---Play for 14 hours, and see that its an unranked server not ranked...

Ouch!:laugh:

You crash a helo full of guys because you have no flight skills and your stupid.

--- Some noob runs for the bh along with everyone else and bags a seat, happens to be the pilot's, but he looks out of the window and sees 5 more people bouncing round the heli, (probably hammering 'E') thinks f*ck it, i can fly... heli just makes it off the deck and into the water but the pilot bricks it and bails onto the deck. Stands there and watches a chopper full of team mates endo into the water. TK's a plenty and a good grilling. ahem leaves the server and loads up single player for some practice.
It was a long time ago
and i'm now a good pilot

[Hidus]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

- You're a sniper who joins squads and occupies a slot without any intention of ever working/co-operating with your squad

[imported_BabySpinach]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

You take off in a BH "ACROSS THE CARRIER DECK" with 3 guys on-board. Lifting off right in front of an oncoming jet that cant avoid you and get everybody killed. The pilot gets 4 tks and then you punish him because you think the jet pilot is an idiot LOL

Pull up. F35s can take off almost streight up if you pull up on your joystick.


- People putting C4 on the planes is the most annoying. Like was said.

[xisix]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

These people are not jerks. You cannot spawn on a squad leader unless your team controls at least one point.

Not jerks for not being squad leader then but for not attempting cap flag.. .. . heh.

[Roo00]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

- punished for a teamkill by the three guys who have just driven over your mine that was in plain view, marked with a red x and placed in a really obvious point protecting the flag. Thank god for 1.2!!!!

[big_sammy_b]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

the thing aobut people trying to votekick the commander at the begining of the round is a little naive.

Its not maliceous, 90% of the time its because they want to go commander and go to click on the slot before they realise theres a commander there and so start a votekick ive accidently done it myself a few times.

[PSyGN0S|S]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

...your strategy for command is to send "ATTACK HERE" to whatever flags are being taken, without any consideration for the fact that MY SQUAD IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CITY!

*...you see me crawling to remain hidden from enemy view till I can get set up for my shot - and you RUN to me dropping ammo and medic bags all over me then run off.

those 2 are my faves, The Sniper one I encounter alot,I think that setting up claymores for those guys should be an awarded point for "Pointing out the Obvious" Not everyone wants your help,lol

[AnotherEd]

Re: you might be a BF2 jerk if. . . . . . . .

-you're the last one on the battlefield, all the points have been taken by the enemy and still won't start a squad. After which you decide to capture a wide open point and get killed by artillery fire.

OOF.. ....
seen it far too often.

--you decide to get on other peoples cases about how they don't know how BF2 works, when it's clear YOU are the one that doesn't know how BF2 works.
--you decide to post in a thread you haven't read.