Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

[Sir. Shpox]

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A friend of mine just got banned for teleporting the admin into the air. Of course all he did was use artillery.

Admin banned him for "teloporting hacks".

[Six.]

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I was playing Zatar Wetlands and foolishly decided to hop in a bomber (I'm an awful pilot, the ground nearly always kills me) and attacked the middle base. As I dived down, strafing and dropping bombs with reckless abandon, my co-pilot bailed out and apparently was sucked into an engine or something and immediately died. Anyway, he was admin and promply kicked and banned me.

Well... try this- fly the jet, and keep your finger on the forward throttle for a while- and press 'e' to jump out... you would suffer the same fate as your dear co-pilot :P

Sadly- while you drop out of your plane starting from 0 velocity... the plane that is going whatever the hell velocity it was going is bound to collect you.

I can tell a story of how a racist prick WASN'T banned. The admin didn't know how. And just kept trying to cast a vote- when everyone was rather busy fighting... so- the guy got kicked once, and then came back with another racist slogan in his name, and kept being a complete ****** ********* ****** **** ******* ****er.

[Sir. Xios]

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A while ago i was piloting a full blackhawk one dalian plant, off to cap some flags. I was about to pass between the reactor towers when another blackhawk comes flying round the towers from the other side being chased by an attack helicopter. We bother spotted each but both turned in the same direction, and a second later i had at least 8 TK's maybe more, and was kicked straight from the sever. I bet the attack helicopter crashed aswell it looked so funny.

[ulm4lyf]

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Thats just being gay and racist. Calling another religions god "gay" is a bit too far.

actually, it is NOT racist because muslims are not a RACE! besides, any religion who is founded by a pedophile will be most certainly be called gay.

[Sir. Shpox]

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actually, it is NOT racist because muslims are not a RACE! besides, any religion who is founded by a pedophile will be most certainly be called gay.

I hate to go offtopic but what makes your think the religion was founded by a pedophile ? Seriously.

[Talus]

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What you guys need to realize is that Kentucky Fried Server is NOT a Christian server. They simply name it that to attract people who will come to try and cause trouble. It's a RUSE.

All they do there is kick/ban for random reasons and abuse admin privileges. I hope that server has been shut down by now...

Don't believe me? Just go there and see for yourself.

I was kicked and banned there for simply playing...I never said a word in chat.

[Baco]

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Been kicked for blowing up a chopper with c4 after an admin told me it was his and that I had to leave it. So I got out, sticked the stuff, let him fly away and pressed the button.

[Talus]

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I would have done the same.

[ulm4lyf]

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I hate to go offtopic but what makes your think the religion was founded by a pedophile ? Seriously.

when good ol' moHAMmad was about 40 or 50 years old, he married a 9 year old girl. some say he acted like a gentleman and didnt molest her until she was 11.....but i doubt he waited. so, if you molest a 9 year old....you=pedophile. i dont care if your name is moHAMmad, budda, jesus, etc.

[Bubas]

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when good ol' moHAMmad was about 40 or 50 years old, he married a 9 year old girl. some say he acted like a gentleman and didnt molest her until she was 11.....but i doubt he waited. so, if you molest a 9 year old....you=pedophile. i dont care if your name is moHAMmad, budda, jesus, etc.

If you did know something abaut human history you would never made that remark. know that the proper age for women to have children changed a lot, and it wasn´t all that unusual beiing married and have children at that Age.

You cannot judge anyone for doing something, in other eras, for what you think is proper now.

P.S. - I am agnostic, and i´m not here to defend mohammad (he doesn´t need it )

[[3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves]

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actually, it is NOT racist because muslims are not a RACE! besides, any religion who is founded by a pedophile will be most certainly be called gay.

I dont think gays go around playing with childrens naughtly bits. But could be wrong.

[Hephaistion]

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A mate I found this (in)famous Kentucky Fried Server last night. We knew we were on to good laugh when it said it was a Mormon only server.

But, being good sports, we decided to give them a chance to show they are not a bunch of idiots. We found a server full of bunny hopping, nubetoobin, chopper whoring, spawn point bombing god botherers.

Once we decided enough was enough - it took us two minutes to get kicked.

I denied the existence of god, saying he was a creation of man, and my mate said something about evil alien ants destroying god and usurping his place.

It's cheap, poking fun at peoples religion, but it was fun nonetheless.

The KFS server is Christian? Wow. Did you see my post a few posts back? The one where the admin called a guy a Motherf*cking f*ggot*ssed f*cker? What part of the Bible is that reference in? KFS is one of the worst if not the worst BF2 server on the net. Stay away from these *ss-whistles.

[sooty1977]

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I Was kicked today from a server called Navy Seals i think, All i did was get like 16 kills with a tank so the admin booted me for teamkilling when i dident do a single sodding one.A little gutted aswell as i aint got me armour ribbon yet and it looked like i was well on the way there
O and the admin had the tank for a while himself but he kept getting owned in it.

[FierceTeapot]

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I once got banned for repeatedly killing the same clan members. They just happened to be at the same flags I was attacking/defending and I got lucky quite a few times....

I tried to lose my ban, but they still havent done it... And more recently I got a 2 minute PB ban for GAMEHACK #80032. lol.. I dont even hack.. So that made me laugh.

[SunDragonx10]

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Lol, funniest time I got kicked from a server was because this guy on my team tried to find a way past my claymores, so he jumped in front of them and killed himself. He the punished me and I called him a moron because he did it on purpose and thus I was kicked for saying moron by punkerbuster.