Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

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  • imported_Claydough

    #61
    Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

    I played on a christiann server, forgot the name, and as you said they were spamming stuff. Well 2 mins into the game I was owwned by a opponent and i said to him Ill rape you. 8) They ssaid we dont tolerate that type of speech and i said ill rape u too................BAN.

    I joined 2 weeks later and said to the same guy I still need to rape you. I was luaghing so hard and I guess so was somothers cause the typed lol. I got banned from them too

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    • Sir. Shpox

      #62
      Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

      A christian Bf2 server ? What about the killing ?

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      • CaptainPuffy

        #63
        Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

        Killing has been in the christian religion since its beginning, at least in one form or another.

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        • Keyelite
          Member
          • Feb 2006
          • 1043

          #64
          Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

          Ive been kicked becasue i was Verifing Client Data.. man i hate those idle kick servers.. you are literally .5 seconds away from spawning and you get kicked for being idle, just because were "verifying"..


          anyways that was one reason,
          An ingame reason was that I lost control of the helicopter as i took off, and the admin was the gunner so he sorta kicked me, no time to explain why it happened..

          Edit: oh i almost forgot another.. it was a wake server, and we were on the pla side at the airfield. The commander on our team wasnt doing a very good job, but he was in commander mode.. so i went behind him and slowly pushed him out of his "protective building", and right when i managed to push him a couple feet away from the house, we get bombed.. he realized that since i was with him when i got bombed, he kicked me.. and as i was kicked then i realized he was an admin...

          Meh, I think its amusing going for a quick snack and comming back to see you slowly getting pushed somewhere, and when you turn the guy runs away... it always gives me a chuckle

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          • imported_Claydough

            #65
            Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

            Well They siad there christian and the server said Christain Server.............so i dont know u chose for me

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            • MrBenis

              #66
              Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

              Almost got banned last night. I called the admin gay in squad chat, and about 10 mins later i kill an admin (i think) and get kicked promptly after wards for , and i quote "Silent MrBenis Admin abuse is a perm ban offense, but I give you another chance"

              My question is, what part of what I did was abuse, the calling an admin who was on the enemy team gay, in squad chat... or the killing one part.

              In any case, should i meet one of them in real life, ill stab him with a spoon.

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              • WarGimp

                #67
                Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                Originally posted by CaptainPuffy
                Killing has been in the christian religion since its beginning, at least in one form or another.
                Aye.
                "Thou shalt not kill"*






                *unless it's the killing of those who do not conform to the christian faith

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                • imported_Claydough

                  #68
                  Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                  ya i love ppl who stab ppl with a spoon. I love you ^^

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                  • Pilioka

                    #69
                    Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                    I got kicked earlier for owning. Since killing people who are shooting me is obviously stat padding I think I did deserve the kick.

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                    • Habloc

                      #70
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                      LoL I had one retarded chopper pilot that was hovering with a full BH right over me, and I was sitting in a AA station. The guy nodges me and spins out of control, and ofcourse crashes, giving me the 6 TKs...

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                      • Light_Wolf

                        #71
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                        I played as commander on 64 Surge in Sf. Drove around in my civillian car (not the truck) and a squad leader drove shotgun. We crashed with another car, and the whole thing began to burn. I got out, the other guy did not, but the explosion kiled everybody. He got the teamkill. I forgave him offcourse, and said "Sorry SorrySorrySorrySorrySorry" He said It's okay, but the server banned him.

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                        • imported_Master Shake

                          #72
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                          I got a call to come and pick up the rest of the squad (4 guys) so we could push over the bridge on karkland. Well I was racing throught the streets coming up on there position at a high rate of speed when I was hit by an AT round, it took about 90% of the vehicles health bar but by the time I looked to see if I needed to bail I had already roadkilled my entire squad. They were all like WTF, I explained shat happened holding back the cracks of laughter, but the squadleader was an admin and he was POed I was laughing and decided to kick me.

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                          • FLIPINOM4D

                            #73
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                            For getting into a Helicopter before sum other guy can then got kicked and it said for no reason, LOL

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                            • tgill430

                              #74
                              Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                              Originally posted by MightyMouse12
                              haha i wanna get banned there!!

                              wats the IP?
                              kfc server is the worst , theyre all ass*oles and you can't make a squad or have a commander.

                              I also get kicked all the time for saying f*ck.

                              maybe I'll start a parody server.... kentucky fried christians

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                              • vbl

                                #75
                                Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                                Originally posted by Sir. Claydough
                                I played on a christiann server, forgot the name, and as you said they were spamming stuff. Well 2 mins into the game I was owwned by a opponent and i said to him Ill rape you. 8) They ssaid we dont tolerate that type of speech and i said ill rape u too................BAN.

                                I joined 2 weeks later and said to the same guy I still need to rape you. I was luaghing so hard and I guess so was somothers cause the typed lol. I got banned from them too
                                Yea, rape isn't funny. I wish people would stop using the word so lightly. I would've banned you too.

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