Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

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  • Bullit_toof

    #76
    Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

    I think i've got the quickest ban in the history of BF2. After waiting 5 mins as usual for client verification rubbish, i picked my kit, as usual, then went and joined a squad as usual. I decided to spawn with my SqLdr to get into the thick of it straight away. However much to my disappointment i spawned inside an FAV or similar which was heading towards my commanders Arty bombardment. My Comm (who was ADMIN) got Tks but i decided to forgive but before i could press pageup, he typed "what a bunch of F***ing idiots you are" and banned me. Glad he got the Tk's now!!

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    • iewgnem

      #77
      Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

      Yesturday I went into a server where there was a TK fest among the clan members
      Without doing anything I was kicked for "teamkilling"

      Oh and another time when the round started, I moved toward a vehicle, got in it, and was immediately kicked for "stealing teammate's vehicle"

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      • Hephaistion

        #78
        Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

        I got kicked from the KFS server for telling someone to ease up on the bad language, this guy called a player a "f*cking f*ggt*ssed n*gger"
        I said "whoa, ease up on the language"
        A minute later I was banned for being a "pretentious selfabsorbed *sshole"
        The guy who was cursing everyone out was the Admin.
        Hilarious.

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        • Keyelite
          Member
          • Feb 2006
          • 1043

          #79
          Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

          See, now if ea/dice even listen to me, why dont they just implement a system or website where you can give feedback on servers.. same stuff as whats in xbox live's feedback.. "good session, Abusive" etc... and then after oh so many complaints, the server will be on a filter, off by default, that will filter out the bad servers.. i posted this on the ea forums awhile ago, i was more detailed there...

          but in any case, they will probibly screw it up and leave a security hole in it, then the next day every single server has thousands of "abusive admin" comments..

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          • medicdustin

            #80
            Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

            Originally posted by PBAsydney
            Oh yea, i once got kicked for saying "lol", appearantly it was a banned word aswell as "damn" like "damn, that was close"....
            Wow, I got kicked for that aswell! Some people are just..Well I won't get into that!

            Now on topic, I was kicked for asking people to speak english! It was when I first installed the game so I clicked Play Bf2 online now and it automatically went to a server, so I left and waited for it to load. Little did I know, it was a server from some foreign country.:hmm:

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            • Grafisk

              #81
              Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

              The server (Llamadome - Rixgame.se) is a so-called "elite"-server (i.e bunny-hopping-c4-chucking-noob-tubers) where all the "top-clans" of sweden/scandinavia play. Anyway, I join and kill some people, including some of the "Kompaniet"-members (admins and one of the greatest clans in sweden I presume) and the round ends and I have 10-0 and everyone has 7 kills top, though more TP-points ^^ Anyway, the round ends and teams swap. I die of a noob-tube-guy and then manages to spawn across the map, place a claymore and jump on the ladder, and this is what I face the next second:



              I found that hilarious, and I won't play there again ^^

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              • glaucoma

                #82
                Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                grafisk is now the king of this thread.

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                • imported_VISTREL

                  #83
                  Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                  cos my nickname was in orange

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                  • zone36
                    Member
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 852

                    #84
                    Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                    I've only been kicked once.. for totally owning with the Su-30 on Daqing Oilfields.

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                    • mrcumquat87

                      #85
                      Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                      The stupidest reason i got kicked and banned was because i was the subject the guy always dying between stat padders and i finally started bunny hoping wif my pistol took out the enem y and then killed his buddy on my team and revived him then killed him then revived him again and then i got kicked for multiple team kills bunch of f@#$ TARDS

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                      • iewgnem

                        #86
                        Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                        cos my nickname was in orange
                        I would have done the same... I think EA too.

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                        • NoConflict

                          #87
                          Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                          for taking out a heli with an antitank...

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                          • Shae

                            #88
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                            Funniest thing I was kicked for was purposely searching out and finding the commander on my side and killing him repeatedly for constantly using arty to take me out. I asked him to stop after the second barrage. After the fourth barrage I knew he was targeting me specifically. So I searched him out and killed him until I was booted from the server. :laugh:

                            The jerk deserved it.

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                            • GunnyEd

                              #89
                              Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                              I was warned by the admin to stop running people down with the hummers and buggies,the other team mind you not my teammates,He said it just was nt the thing he wanted to see in his game.I said to him War is Hell on Wheels ,I found him[he was on my team] ran him down and got kicked.
                              GunnyEd...............fight-on

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                              • beastoftheeast
                                Member
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 191

                                #90
                                Re: Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

                                going for a cobra, clan member killed me, i then killed him, got booted from their server.

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