Funniest reason you have been kicked from a server

[Rogue845]

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A mate I found this (in)famous Kentucky Fried Server last night. We knew we were on to good laugh when it said it was a Mormon only server.

But, being good sports, we decided to give them a chance to show they are not a bunch of idiots. We found a server full of bunny hopping, nubetoobin, chopper whoring, spawn point bombing god botherers.

Once we decided enough was enough - it took us two minutes to get kicked.

I denied the existence of god, saying he was a creation of man, and my mate said something about evil alien ants destroying god and usurping his place.

It's cheap, poking fun at peoples religion, but it was fun nonetheless.

[Futile]

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I got kicked once for saying "GOD". apparently that server is run by fundamentalist christians.

[AxisKiller™ {UGC}]

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I got kicked for absolutly no reason at all, I just joined a server and BLAM "You have been kicked for: **** YOU!"

This next one wasn't in BF2 but it was in BF42/DCF, me and a clanmate were playing on a server and he said "god u stupid bunnyhopper" and got kicked for "cussing."

[imported_DrunkenMonkey]

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I was playing Zatar Wetlands and foolishly decided to hop in a bomber (I'm an awful pilot, the ground nearly always kills me) and attacked the middle base. As I dived down, strafing and dropping bombs with reckless abandon, my co-pilot bailed out and apparently was sucked into an engine or something and immediately died. Anyway, he was admin and promply kicked and banned me.

[imported_Demize99]

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I get kicked for wearing DICE tags.

[|GRB|Sarge]

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Playing BF42 on the "Buxom Bombardeers" server my clan mate got threatened to be kicked because his name "Hymen Slaughter" was demeaning to women. So he changes it to "Christ Puncher" and was kicked immediately. :laugh: I was kicked moments later for laughing in the global chat.

Playing BF Vietnam another clan mate was kicked because he "Smelled like Cabbage" - We still aren't sure where that came from, but it was funny. :laugh:

[MMad]

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Funniest reason? Well, I once got autokicked for saying the word "flag" in the chat.

Apparently "lag" was a banned word...

[=CKA= Noncog]

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Last night I was playing on a clan server, Ghost Town map. I'm sniping from the tower in the middle, and I of course have claymores on the ladders to protect my position. Some guy on my team named "Grinch" something comes crawling up, of course, and BLAM he's dead. Punishes me. I berate him in the chat, go down and replace the claymore. 2 minutes later, he does the exact same thing, and punishes me again lol. I'm right ****ed by now and berate him some more. After this, some guy says something like "snipers and claymores are stupid". 2.5 minutes later, sure thing he appears (didn't blow himself up on my claymore because I was out). I was getting tired of the server and of stupidity, so I aim my pistol at his head and "click". lol insta-kick. It was worth it.

[PhaqfromGP]

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i got kicked for a profile name i used "death_2_america" no sense of humor or what??

[Sir. Shpox]

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i got kicked for a profile name i used "death_2_america" no sense of humor or what??

:laugh:

[parish]

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Guy comes driving up on me full speed in a buggy and bails just about the time its going over the edge of the island on wake. I hit "E", get in the buggy, manage to keep it from hitting the water, drive back up onto the airfield and run him over with the smoking buggy. He calls me a hack and *poof* im kicked.

[ulm4lyf]

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2 things..... i have a joke account named allah=teh_gay in which i always join the MEc side so i can kill mooslims.i get kicked every time lolol the other is i once took an apc to the carrier in gulf of oman. no one was there so i got in an empty blackhawk. soon, apparently the jet flyers and attack helo guys got killed cuz they started spawning so i just kept raping them with the blackhawk minigun and destroying the attack helo and jet. got kicked for "making room for an admin", there was like 10 empty spaces on the server.

[Sir. Shpox]

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2 things..... i have a joke account named allah=teh_gay in which i always join the MEc side so i can kill mooslims.i get kicked every time lolol the other is i once took an apc to the carrier in gulf of oman. no one was there so i got in an empty blackhawk. soon, apparently the jet flyers and attack helo guys got killed cuz they started spawning so i just kept raping them with the blackhawk minigun and destroying the attack helo and jet. got kicked for "making room for an admin", there was like 10 empty spaces on the server.

Thats just being gay and racist. Calling another religions god "gay" is a bit too far.

[Spodeboy]

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A mate I found this (in)famous Kentucky Fried Server last night. We knew we were on to good laugh when it said it was a Mormon only server.

But, being good sports, we decided to give them a chance to show they are not a bunch of idiots. We found a server full of bunny hopping, nubetoobin, chopper whoring, spawn point bombing god botherers.

Once we decided enough was enough - it took us two minutes to get kicked.

I denied the existence of god, saying he was a creation of man, and my mate said something about evil alien ants destroying god and usurping his place.

It's cheap, poking fun at peoples religion, but it was fun nonetheless.

Haha, more moronic tales from Kentucky Fried Server. Been there done that my friend. I need to go back there for some more laughs!

[[DC]M4guy624]

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on a christian server

I join and before i get in im kicked reason, too many numbers in name, 10 seconds later my friends is kicked, reason "i thought you'd want to join your friend w/ all the numbers in his name"