Funniest death

[DrunkenPirate]

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Lmao Endless954

[LadySorrow]

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I was plying Karkand laying down hitiing the runners coming from the "wall"
Tank coming at me so I scoot till im between the treads..he shifts it and backs up to kill me...missed again shifts and tries one more time..as he clears my stiil very much alive body I get tkd by the AT

[ThoughtForm]

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Was playing a round of Kubra damn where there is a flag on top of the bridge near the middle (32 player version I think?) which was being capped by a enemy USMC in a APC.

Since I was only a medic, I decided to ram it with the Vodnik I was driving and lo and behold, I somehow rammed it over the edge of the bridge!! It was hilarious since it actually took me the better part of 10 seconds to push him completely over (think I hit the slopey front part of the APC), the APC was destroyed when it hit the bottom, but alas - no kill message.. odd I thought, until the guy in the APC climbed up the ladder and shot me in the back for the trouble lol

It turns out he bailed out on the descent and parachuted to safety

[Phenixs]

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last night i was flying around in Wake Island.......i finaly was behind a enemy airplane.....i was ready to shoot......BANG i died cuz a UAV spawned in mid air infront of me. kinda sux :P

[ACE4U]

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this isnt a funn death tale, this is a rant, but Im gonna say it anyway, because I just discovered this section of the forum. Ok so Im walking around Fushee pass, with my chinese sniper rifle (sorry i forgot the techincal term for it), and I see a anti tank guy right next to me. He sees me, and I crouch and start clicking like mad at his with my scope. I hit him 4 times!, And I know I hit him because I saw the dust fly off him as it hit, and I hit all upper body. After like my 6th shot he whips out his pistol and kills me. I kind of just sat there, and then quit bf2 for the day.

If i Had a funny death, I was playing some map, and my squad member asks me to get in his car. I deny because I want the APC to spawn. SO he drives away, and just as he leaves, I get arty'ed!

Ya, that sucks .

Well, just last night on Karkand(the best map to date) a MEC vehicle was trying to take back their main base on the 32 map and I spotted for the guys to get him. I was an engineer and laid mines in both entrances, so he was screwed. So, I hoped in their tank that spawns and went to check him out and he was still there hiding and boom......I think he was waiting for some back up or something. Another funny thing is when the Mecs use one of our own HUMV's with three soldier in it and drove into the back entrance and ran over my mines....The cool thing is I just happen to have been there and saw it......I was killed too, becase I did not see them comming.....thank God for mines....stops them in their tracks.

Oh and here is a funnny one. I was repairing my tank in fenced in area with the commander assets in the 64 map of Karkand(the best map ever) and the stupid enemy took it and killed me with my wrench in hand. That has happen a couple of times and that sucks.

[MedicManiac]

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I was on Dalian Plant and I was flying in the F-35 toward the carrier when the other F-35 came outta nowhere. I turn away and just barely avoid him when I turn back towards the carrier only to hit a 6-man BH and get the whole 9 yards of the wrath of an admin.

[ARC|Noodles]

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I was sneaking up on a sniper in Karkand and I whipped out my knife (he was too busy to leave a claymore). I sneak up behind him, and just as I *almost finish* stabbing him in the nads, a supply crate crushes us both. Damn you commander!

[MG36CE Fan]

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I was on Dalian Plant and I was flying in the F-35 toward the carrier when the other F-35 came outta nowhere. I turn away and just barely avoid him when I turn back towards the carrier only to hit a 6-man BH and get the whole 9 yards of the wrath of an admin.

ouch, the following would have been worse though:

F-35B ---> (BH) <---F-35B


() = Hover
--->/<--- = Movement

[Warm Pudgy]

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i happened to get the last shot in on a blackhawk with a pistol giving me credit for it

[MG36CE Fan]

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i happened to get the last shot in on a blackhawk with a pistol giving me credit for it

what the....

[Mekstizzle]

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Not a funny death but this just happened to me, some screwball accidently flew into me whilst we were chasing some J10 that seemed to have missles going through it. I get the TK for somereason..., then i go out again and again missles just go straight through the J10. Eventually i get killed and i vow never to fly USMC against china anymore. **** it. There shouldn't be a difference between the 3/4 fighter jets. Clearly there is. Some balance there is...

[xIRONHEADx]

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Today,......I jumped from the Helo at 400 meters in the air. I pushe my mouse up a little to see the ground comming...........and well, I forgot to push 9, LOL. What the real funny part is I kept thinking to myself.."When is my character gonna pull the chord?"

[DOGGiE52]

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Me and my friend were playing on the same server somewhere on SAK. He stood on an edge, and as evil as I am I pushed him slightly so he fell down on the ground (wasn't so high, he had half his HP left). Directly after I jumped down, took out my chute and landed ON TOP OF him and killing him. Giving ME a TK :).

[N2K]

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I was commander and i dropped the supply crate right on top of me...i thought i had moved out of the way.

[imported_Diarrabies]

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My favorite's are running people over with buggy's and vodniks.

I was trying to run over a sniper once at fushe pass. He ran to the edge of the cliff and laid prone, thinking he'd outsmarted me cause I couldn't get him without going off the edge. So I drove right at him and bailed. It was classic seeing his body across the hood of the buggy flying off the cliff. Too bad I didn't get credit for the kill, but it was worth it.

Another time, I was driving my buggy to a flag that was being attacked. I saw the two guys taking it standing at the edge of a steep hill. I drove right at them and did a powerslide into the first guy, and in mid slide I bailed and got my knife to stab his buddy, but I miscalculated and slid down the hill behind them. I stopped and turned around just in time to glimpse my buggy sliding down after me before I was crushed.