Funniest death

[Archer.]

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1: I was AT, walking along a path on Fushe, and I see a J-10 flying straight towards me. So I fire my AT rocket, and the pilot dives down to dodge it, and he slams into the ground and the wreck smashes me.

2: I was dogfighting, and I have 3 bars left, so I bail out. I parachute, and the next thing I see is a jet flying towards me. He slams into me, and we both die. Our wrecks (and bodies) fall down on my commander. I got the kill though.

[MG36CE Fan]

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I was playing 16-player SP at Daqing Oilfields, anyway this Chinese chopper is Rocketeering my troops trying to take out the enemy Jeeps, Buggies, and Tanks at the Oil Control Point. I decide to get rid of him so I head up to the roof and wait till he's past to get on the Stinger missile launcher, he turns around I fire pump off two at him and then the hunk of metal decides to just land right on me and my missile platform before either me OR it respawns the Chopper is back along with Tanks, Jeeps and Buggies......the outpost is overrun before I can respawn, when I respawned at the refinery I called artillery strike on the outpost....and then got hit in the stomach by a rocket

[Fluder_kid]

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lol me and my squad were once hiding all behind one bunker (the 6 of us) and our leader was talking to use over voip, and he was like " ok we'll storm the base on three.... 1.... 2...." from the corner of my eye i see a grenade land on the ground, i press jump, but it explodes killing all 6 of us, but my leader keeps talking "3! go go... uh oh... sh*t!... heh heh, guys, we just all got owned by one grenade. ha ha. but now seriously guys..."

lmao it was funny.

[Lemon1]

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Man thats gotta suck. One time I was sniping up on a crane and a helicopter was spinning out of control and smacked into the crane, just barely missing me, I got lucky there.

[wkndwrrr]

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spawning twice in a row with a grenade at my feet....*raises gun* BOOM wkndwrrr is no more

btw, first post here :)

[{YBBS}Sage]

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I was defending a flag with an AT kit and one of my clan-mates was commander. I comment that I'm getting low on ammo and wounded, so he drops some supplies into my hiding place... and they landed RIGHT ON ME! Well, that was pretty much it for that CP.

There was a bit of name calling and a lot of laughter on TS.

Lol bbob, I did the flashbang thing to a Hind pilot on Iron Gator (at the elevator, I was in the lower deck )right after I got SF. I figured, "Hey, I'm gonna die anyway. I wonder...."

[C4Whore4Eva]

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One time on Wake 2007, the USMC had taken all the points except for one on the far point of the map, and the PRC Airfield. Well I had the misfortune of spawning on the other point of the map, with no transport anywhere close.

So I figured I would be smart and swim across the channel, get to the other base and cap it (PRC was despretly trying to hold the Airfield). Well half way through the water, I suddenly notice bullets smacking the water next to me. I look around, and quickly spot the enemy jet taking aim at me. My first thought was, why the heck is he trying to take me down when he should be worrying about his airstrip! Before I could even start swimming back to shore, he flys right into me.

The last image I remeber was his nose squarly in my face. We both shared a laugh about it.

(dont know why he laughed, he just wasted a VERY useful jet on a single soldier stuck in the water)

[MG36CE Fan]

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this is more of annoyign than funny, here I am marching in as a sniper to the top of the crane in Oman during SP, as soon as I get up there and snipe a bot off an artillery barrage....from the artillery right under me, blasts me to smithereens.


I go up another cran in height and come crashing down on top of the enemy UAV trailer

[ThoughtForm]

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I was playing as Commander on some map as I had high ping (don't remember what the map name is) and had just dropped some supplies to a squad that had captured a flag only to see a enemy jet fly straight into it, blowing himself and the supplies up

It just said {enemy_pilot_name} is no more

Laughed my ass off though

[kleomenes]

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Once on Dalian plant i bailed out of me heli to land on a sniper on top of one of the buildings. The sniper dies, but since i hit his head which was sticking out over the building, i fall off and land on their commander. Now im in tyhe middle of the enemy base so i radio for reinforcements. The commander drops me a supply crate... right on my head.:p

[Mekstizzle]

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Well it wasn't me but these two Ace pilots were coming back to the airfield to resupply. One comes in from the left one from the right. Bam. Nuff said. Dunno who got the Tk. :)

Edit: This almost happened to me today but we just dodged each other. Seemed like he was trying to kill me.
Vice-versa for him probably

[imported_Casey]

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I was about to knife someone, when some assault guy killed me with a smoke nade.

Assault Guy [smoke bomb] Casey

[Monkey_love]

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One time I was an US APC and I versusing a chinese APC. So anyways long story short. Both of us ended being killed and suddenly another player from my side decided to hang around near my apc wreck for g*d who know. Moments later that wreck exploded killing that guy instantly and so i ended being credited a teamkill.

[WDA_Endless954]

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I've got a few....

Killed by a supply crate 4 times, everyone was from my own commander.

Shot down a Cobra on Wake with the AA and it slammed into me.

Shot down a Blackhawk on Wake with the J10 and it's wreckage killed me.

Jumped out of the Hummer on Gulf of Oman and it pinned me between it and a wall.

My favorite KILL though was after I got shot down my wreckage landed on a buggy with three people in it, and the dude who shot me down got three teamkills at once!!! I was crying!!

[Monkey_love]

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I've got a few....

Killed by a supply crate 4 times, everyone was from my own commander.

Shot down a Cobra on Wake with the AA and it slammed into me.

Shot down a Blackhawk on Wake with the J10 and it's wreckage killed me.

Jumped out of the Hummer on Gulf of Oman and it pinned me between it and a wall.

My favorite KILL though was after I got shot down my wreckage landed on a buggy with three people in it, and the dude who shot me down got three teamkills at once!!! I was crying!!