Funniest death

[Noobownage11]

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1. Me and my clan mates were playing on a server. This guy joined our squad and he gave us air cover. Near the end of the round right after we capped a flag he said I am gonna do a fly by. So he goes to the other end of the map comes n full speed right over us at max speed a jet can go. A few seconds after he passed us he was pulling up only to run into a fully loaded BH at full speed. Instant ban.

2. After he was unbanned he joined the server we all hoped in a heli. It was taking fire so I jumped out over water. I told him come back and pick me us because he got it repaired. he was hovering over me slowly coming down to pick me up when a enemy attack heli rammed into him killing him. The wreckage fell on me below.

[cramhains]

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The Funniest Death(also most hated death) I had was that I was parachuting then a jet from MY team comes and hits the parachute killing us both and who got the blame? ME! This was in Gulf of Oman... I wonder if the parachute is a weapon...

[nappaho]

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this is really funny mainly because ive only got about 10 hours in this whole game.
Karkand at the gatehouse. I was an MEC engineer and the gatehouse was our only cp. I respawn and im heading for the tank that had jsut spawned and here comes a loaded hummer. I guess the driver never saw me and the gunner in the .50 was looking at the flag. they drive right by me and turn around and park at the flag just sitting there. no firing just sitting waiting for the flag to go down. well like its sunday and im walking my dog i walk right over to the hummer and look in the back. the guy on the .50 is still looking at the flag so i point the shotgun at his nuts and blow him into next week. I laughed so hard i woke my wife up. all he said was "WTF"!!!

HAHAHAHA!

[DeathGoth]

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I dont have funny deaths, but this one here is pretty damn funny.



This is after the art went off and this guy flew up and was hainging from that street light there..

Kinda like..

"Ohh god not more killing and being killed, Let me end it now... PLEASE!!!!!"

[Spec. Zabrocki]

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One I inflicted: I shot a helo down with the M1's main gun.:evil: I also killed an enemy tank with a SAM!

One that happened to me: So I was playing SP on the Oilfields map, doing my whole buzz around with the buggy running over people and shooting them with the nice .50 when I see the Chinese tank up ahead. Usually I keep it distracted long enough for some of my bot teammates to show up and kill it, so I started to do my loop around it. That tank must have the fastest rotating turret because it went from dead ahead and with a quick twitch it was at the 9 oclock position blowing up my little buggy.

[pzittykitty1]

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mine was on wake,US
My clan mates were all in a boat, and where doing the "big loop" around the island and were going to land on the airfield. So im in a jet and im watching over them making sure no chopper bullies them. So everything seems honky dorry so im bored and i decided to do a cool fly by stunt combo to entain them.
I get really low like 3 feet from the water, i plan on just going right over the top of the boat, which i do, but as i flew over, my plane devied the laws of physics and went thourgh the boat and me being in the plane, killed everyone in the boat, but it did no damage to me, so after i fly by i ask, "guys wasn't that the coolest?", i get no answer then i look up

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[Mr.Guybrush II]

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The worst death i've ever had was flying in a USA plane, directly at an enemy helicopter. Unknown to me (as i never look at the radar) my other friendly plane was flying towards the helicopter directly infront of me, but the helicopter was blocking my field of view.

There i was flying shooting at this heli and that damn pilot decides to pull up. He pulls up, both friendly planes see one another. I dodge right, he dodges left... one small problem, our friendly blackhawk decides to fly inbetween us. All 3 vehicles a total of 7 people die.

Alot of fingers were pointed, alot of taunts and jokes from the opposite team. I blaim our friendly heli tbh :P

[Triumph.54]

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Mine has to be on wake island. I was at the flag that was near the air station, on the right leg of the island. There must have been at least a 10 strong force of guys protecting the beach at this flag, and didnt the chinese commander know it. Damn we were in for a big shock. We have been battling this flag for at least five mins now, and out of nowhere, we get a artillery attack, i was running and must have ran right into the path of it, and no joke it sent me miles up and miles out to sea. I was still in the air when the map came up asking me to choose a spawn point.

We kinda lost that flag after than, because we couldn't get enough guys down there again

Keep these stories going.

[Cloudvii]

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I was playing on Wake (or somthing with a carrier) and the other team arty'd the deck of the ship, as ussual the last one killed me shot me several hundred feet up and then impaled me on the radar tower. i'v also been hit by a jet after and arty strike.

[White_Knight]

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at the gulf of ohman, i firing my mg36c, around a few trees. right so then out of no where an heli(that was already exploded) lands on top of me and kills me. Like wtf man

[Donkeyman]

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It wasn't me personally dieing, but on the first day of 1.2 (or whatever patch made the UAV visible) I saw the UAV get hit by an artillery shell.

[BrickInTheHead]

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I jumped out of my plane and got hit by another one.

[SgtMaj.Sudano]

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OK, so im in a nice M-A Abrahams tank. I was shot to about 1/4 health, I drive around in search of a nice and quiet area to get out and repair it since i was an engineer. Ok, its repaired to about 95%, when all of a sudden it starts moving and there is a red tag. Some one got in MY tank, after I repaired it. I saw the turret move on me, boom, I died. ...

[xXx-Tricky-xXx]

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dunno if THIS killed him but, i threw a grenade at a guy and it hit him in the head and he died. Before it blew up.

[Mekstizzle]

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I was on Wake and the tank shot me out of my F35. It was one of those duel moments, i was flying low and slow and directly towards his turret, i sprayed/bombed him and killed him but he fired a tank shell before that and hit me square on. Had to congratulate him on that it was a nice tank shot. I guess i got a little cocky with the slow strafing run, i'll stick to divebombing now lol