Funniest death

[SgtMaj.Sudano]

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dunno if THIS killed him but, i threw a grenade at a guy and it hit him in the head and he died. Before it blew up.

I got hit in the head by one the other day and it hurt me a little so he must have had low health, pretty funny kill though lol.

[Spec. Zabrocki]

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I just had another one yesterday.

Playing the Oilfields map again and I stole the Chinese tank because their driver got out for some reason. Anyway, I take it to the bridge overlooking the Chinese base (this is all on SP by the way) and I'm picking off the Chinese infantry. Well, after getting to the bridge, I had half of my vehicle health left due to the stupid ground damage on tanks.

Normally when firing the main gun, the tank rocks back in forth. I had the turret at a right angle to the front of the tanks body. I shot and the tank rocked...but much to my dismay kept tipping backwards...and fell off the bridge, blowing up and killing me.:laugh:

[Illegal_Carrot]

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Once I killed a guy with my DAO-12, and unloaded the rest of it into his corpse's face to make make him feel bad. While doing so, I got hit by a truck.
The guy I killed must've been laughing his ass of.

[MG36CE Fan]

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Once I killed a guy with my DAO-12,

not very uncommon

and unloaded the rest of it into his corpse's face to make make him feel bad.

*chuckle*

While doing so, I got hit by a truck.

LMFAO

[Illegal_Carrot]

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not very uncommon



*chuckle*



LMFAO

Beautiful.

Another funny thing I did, was to take out my pistol, and shoot at the ground where my feet should be, while dodging around like the ground was shooting back. When my pistol was out, I switched to the G36C and kept firing.
Wonder what the guys watching me thought? (though I didn't end up dying)

[MG36CE Fan]

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Beautiful.

Another funny thing I did, was to take out my pistol, and shoot at the ground where my feet should be, while dodging around like the ground was shooting back. When my pistol was out, I switched to the G36C and kept firing.
Wonder what the guys watching me thought? (though I didn't end up dying)

maybe they thought you had lost it?

[military1]

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huh.

[Six.]

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huh.

Yeah, no- I didn't get it either.

[ThoughtForm]

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This one happened the other night;

I was playing as USMC commander on Sharqi hiding somewhere on the main battlefield because the MEC took the tv station, nature called, and after a quick visit, came back to find myself stuck to the sky!

Couldn't spawn, couldn't do anything, just stuck there by my ass for about a minute or two. I'm guessing while I was away the enemy commander artilleried me for revenge lol

[TheDonn]

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I forgot which map i was playing on but,

I was pilot in a blackhawk (full) and all of a sudden a plane came from behind and wasted away nearly all the health. So i yell bail out and no one listens so i bail out myself and land on the ground with my chute. I run forwards abit on the ground and the blackhawk (still fully loaded) crashes into me (first blowing up) and crediting me with TK's.


God i hate noobs........

[Quik_Draw]

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Playing on Warlord - If you are playing Brit and you spawn at the FAR LOWER LEFT SPAWN point, be prepared to pull the rip cord right away...You spawn IN THE AIR...My first time must have looked so funny from the ground...Diving into the street with NO chute...DEAD ON ARRIVAL, FREAKIN NOOB...I sensed it coming from anyone who saw it...LOL...All the while, even funnier, I'm thinkin...Sure is foggy on this map...It was the freakin CLOUDS....Never thought to pull the rip cord...Started trying to find the "9" key in the dark ( I normally play with the room lights out and the "9" key is NOT in the regular location on a ZBOARD...ROFL). When I figured out why the WIND was howling past my ears...TOO LATE...SPLATTED another BF2 SF NOOB. Man...EMBARRASING isnt even CLOSE....But, it's now my favorite server...

[Sir. Blackhawk 5]

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Well I had a lot of funny deaths, some happened to others a lot also. One is flying 20' high in the air when an artillary shell hits the ground less than a foot away, once on Gulf of Oman, i was on the ground, and art. shell hit me and I died on the roof of the hotel building. Other deaths are mostly kakakazis, when im minding my own buisness then something crashes into me, like i was hiding in a tower sniping and a jet flew up into it and killed me, what i hate are guys who do suecide car bombings, yes it may bring up your explosive score up, but also team vehicle damage down. I see these vondiks detonating near tanks, apc, or infantry, best place to do this is karkand or some 16 player maps. I hate noobs who think they can fly/drive cause they will end up crashing.

[frac]

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Flying helicopter, our Commander drops a Supply Crate which "spawns" inside me... Boom!

[Darkscythe]

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i was flyin in plane, and this heli came out of no where and blew up the plane
weird...

[Spec. Zabrocki]

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Being shot by a Vodnik that was 183 yards away on SP...yeah...wasn't that funny until I realized how amazing it was seeing that it was a freakin' bot that did it.