noob tube fix, making it less LAME

[The_Misfit]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

wow, another useless thread about arming distances, jumping, real-life, etc...

ITS A FREAKING ARCADE STYLE GAME. Get over it ffs.

Actually, EA announced a new 'noob tube', that should placate all of you crying babies, here's a super secret SS of it:



Though I'm sure someone will cry over the increase to 6 rounds. 6 of those things in your eye may result in you having to call a medic for some visine. :laugh:

I use the 203 like it's noone's business. I get a large portion of my kills at distance. Occasionally, yes, I'll drop one at someone's feet, but its usually the result of me running with it out and coming across someone. Contrary to belief, most nade launcher users dont go for CQB with it...even if I jump I'm still taking damage, and last time I checked it was good for me and my team to not die alot.

For those clan members that cry over this, what kind of matches do you morons play in??? I've played in several 5v5 infantry and 8v8 matches, and scrimmed countless more, and the 203/gp30 is integral to winning a match, just as the C4 monkeys are.

Find something real to complain about. Getting pwnt by a weapon you either can't use or choose not to use isn't a valid complaint.

[stilla-killa]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

i hope i dont find u on a server sgtpeppers ur going down

[stilla-killa]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

wow, another useless thread about arming distances, jumping, real-life, etc...

ITS A FREAKING ARCADE STYLE GAME. Get over it ffs.

Actually, EA announced a new 'noob tube', that should placate all of you crying babies, here's a super secret SS of it:



Though I'm sure someone will cry over the increase to 6 rounds. 6 of those things in your eye may result in you having to call a medic for some visine. :laugh:

I use the 203 like it's noone's business. I get a large portion of my kills at distance. Occasionally, yes, I'll drop one at someone's feet, but its usually the result of me running with it out and coming across someone. Contrary to belief, most nade launcher users dont go for CQB with it...even if I jump I'm still taking damage, and last time I checked it was good for me and my team to not die alot.

For those clan members that cry over this, what kind of matches do you morons play in??? I've played in several 5v5 infantry and 8v8 matches, and scrimmed countless more, and the 203/gp30 is integral to winning a match, just as the C4 monkeys are.

Find something real to complain about. Getting pwnt by a weapon you either can't use or choose not to use isn't a valid complaint.

another noob toober with no skill. if u dont believe me check his stats. half ur time playing assault was using the noob toob.

[Krpano]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

Will always be lame players using low tactics to get better results.

One tip to dificult their job is to avoid have wall behind you, go prone in the corner but be sure you dont have any wall close behind you...

Or just prone in the middle of the street without any wall at all near you when he prepares to shoot...then just kill the bunny hopper...so damn funny to see then flying back with a well placed shot in the head. ;-)

This is not valid when you are between the buildings, in this case just run !!!...lol

[Cpt.Bouvelle]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

Stilla-Killa your posts are begining to irratate me and I've only been here a day, I'm pretty new to BF2 and I don't actually see alot of people using the M203 it has what? 4-5 Rounds? Then your out of ammo, I use Assault class quite alot because I genuinely like being a grunt.

Anyway I find the M203 more useful againt's vechicles then popping the odd soldier off with it, although that can be amusing.

Just because some people abuse certain aspects of game doesn't make everyone who uses it an ******* "noob tuber" I mean honestly just stfu, play the goddamn game go whore your jet or something.

Every single post or reply you have made has said the same thing your not actually constructively critising your just being an a$$ about it.

Ok. Good.

[Refused|64270]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

another noob toober with no skill. if u dont believe me check his stats. half ur time playing assault was using the noob toob.

Don't even get me started. I'm sick of these noobs dissing clan members who know how stuff is supposed to be done.
You NEED the nube tube to win in infantry wars. If you don't like it, like misfit said, get some visine.

Now, lets make fun of your stats.
#1 You haven't even done much with the grenade launcher. Try aiming for a enemy 100 meters away. You'll miss, by a lot. Just because you can't kill anything with the grenade launcher, doesn't give you the right to diss people who can use it. To kill with the grenade launcher at a distance requires skill. Which obiviously, you haven't grasped yet and by looking over your stats, won't happen for a long time.

#2 You complain about nube tubers, well you're an armor whore, and it seems like a terrible one too. Your K/D ratio is a misely 1.71, that's pathetic, after 25 hours in it.

#3 you've been playing for almost 200 hours and your K/D isn't even 1. You're not even 3/4 there. And its funny because you've tried so hard in a tank

I could go on and rip you to peices about how terrible your stats are, but I'll leave it at that. Just please, you're embarassing yourself, don't call other people noobs when you can't even back your own ass up. It shows who's really the noob....

[JarEme]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

While Stilla-Killa may not be good with a tank, he certainly isn't a tank whore with those stats. I mean 25 hours of 200 in a tank? 800 of 5000 kills from armour? I don't think that is even close to tank whoring.

And his stats aren't exactly relevant, except for his "i can win without using the noob toob." Now seeing his stats, I'd say he can't but that's hardly an important issue.

[MagnusFaustus]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

No, what's integral to winning a good match is being able to aim with a white bread assault rifle, or sniper rifle.. I cannot believe how many times I see people firing GL's while moving, in real life the gun wouldn't fire straight as it does, it'd carry the movement speed of it's launcher along with it.. So if you fired it in an alley while running out from behind a corner without stopping, the GL would hit the wall, and blow your own ass to kingdom come.

I mean really, considering the difficulty that firing a grenade launcher involves, you'd think running and gunning or jumping and gunning would cause a MASSIVE accuracy drop.. But instead it doesn't.. Which is a shame because I've seen far too many good players get wasted by grenade launchers who just run around a corner as if they're hoping to blow themselves and the enemy's up with them.

Heck, I don't have that much distain for C4 people, as the clues to their presence is just a matter of learning the terrain and watching for the subtle clues that a C4 present's been left for ya..

EA gotta add heavier accuracy penalties to the GL's.. It's just that simple.. I have no problem with standing still, crouched, or prone firing accuracies.. But the lack of a running accuracy decrease is really disturbing.

[evilzucchini]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

Assualt is designed to take out other infantry. The nade launcher does this effectively.

I am not opposed to the idea of implementing a 10m arming distance thing, but to claim that assault is overpowered in any sense is just plain whining. It is as hard as hell to compete, point-wise, with almost any other common class assault. They NEED to be able to kill infantry easily for it to be worth it to play them at all.

Stilla-killa, you have to accept the fact that you pretty much just not very good at the game. You have a K/D ratio of .76 and your accuracy is low (18%). You are obviously doing SOMETHING wrong inthe game if you have such an issue being blasted by the noob toob so often.

I like assault. It is a great class and it is the one I have the best K/D ratio with. . . partially because of the "noob toob." However, I don't bunny hop or use it at close range (unless I get totally surprised and switching would mean death for me). If I think I will be in a CQC I have my rifle out.

If you are so prone to getting killed by it you need to adjust your strategy. I did so and I don't nearly have the same issue with it as I used to have. I do't even care too much about bunny hoppers. I usually win those matchups now and it is because I have learned to aim.

FTR, here are my stats so you can claim I am a noob-toober if you wish:

http://bf2s.com/player/bigbootyho/

[U.S.ARMY-RaNg3R]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

its this simple.

MAKE IT SO PEOPLE CANNOT SHOOT AND JUMP AT THE SAME TIME!

[stilla-killa]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

Stilla-Killa your posts are begining to irratate me and I've only been here a day, I'm pretty new to BF2 and I don't actually see alot of people using the M203 it has what? 4-5 Rounds? Then your out of ammo, I use Assault class quite alot because I genuinely like being a grunt.

Anyway I find the M203 more useful againt's vechicles then popping the odd soldier off with it, although that can be amusing.

Just because some people abuse certain aspects of game doesn't make everyone who uses it an ******* "noob tuber" I mean honestly just stfu, play the goddamn game go whore your jet or something.

Every single post or reply you have made has said the same thing your not actually constructively critising your just being an a$$ about it.

Ok. Good.

dude dont come on here with ur first post dissing me. u will find it very difficult staying here on the forums wiht me on ur bad side.

[stilla-killa]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

Don't even get me started. I'm sick of these noobs dissing clan members who know how stuff is supposed to be done.
You NEED the nube tube to win in infantry wars. If you don't like it, like misfit said, get some visine.

Now, lets make fun of your stats.
#1 You haven't even done much with the grenade launcher. Try aiming for a enemy 100 meters away. You'll miss, by a lot. Just because you can't kill anything with the grenade launcher, doesn't give you the right to diss people who can use it. To kill with the grenade launcher at a distance requires skill. Which obiviously, you haven't grasped yet and by looking over your stats, won't happen for a long time.

#2 You complain about nube tubers, well you're an armor whore, and it seems like a terrible one too. Your K/D ratio is a misely 1.71, that's pathetic, after 25 hours in it.

#3 you've been playing for almost 200 hours and your K/D isn't even 1. You're not even 3/4 there. And its funny because you've tried so hard in a tank

I could go on and rip you to peices about how terrible your stats are, but I'll leave it at that. Just please, you're embarassing yourself, don't call other people noobs when you can't even back your own ass up. It shows who's really the noob....

2 words armour ho.

[stilla-killa]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

While Stilla-Killa may not be good with a tank, he certainly isn't a tank whore with those stats. I mean 25 hours of 200 in a tank? 800 of 5000 kills from armour? I don't think that is even close to tank whoring.

And his stats aren't exactly relevant, except for his "i can win without using the noob toob." Now seeing his stats, I'd say he can't but that's hardly an important issue.

oh and i guess thats why i got 134 points and 27 kills and 7 deaths on sharqui the other day.

[CapnKerk]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

You guys get killed easy with the GL because you put yourself out there for all to see. The game is intended for you to be stealthy. I see guys running around corners with no care and they run right into a guy with a GL, of course your gonna lose that battle, I see guys carelessly running up to a latter and climbing it without checking their ass to see if someone is hiding. IF you joined a squad and ran with them(like the game is supposed to be played) you wouldnt get your azz launched all the time.

Agreed!

That being said, join a mature clan that run a fun and fair server and your problem is solved, plus you'll enjoy the game as intended.

If you're into stat whoring than your stuck with the servers you keep joining in the first place.

[JarEme]

Re: noob tube fix, making it less LAME

oh and i guess thats why i got 134 points and 27 kills and 7 deaths on sharqui the other day.

Well, I was thinking more about the 10 Gold Stars in 190 hours when I wrote that. Congrats on the nice score though.