You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

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I was reading through a really thick Contract document at work once and about halfway through I started 'seeing' a scene from BF2 the previous night where I was a passenger in the blackhawk going to capture a flag (not a gunner). It was on the map Songhua Stalemate and I could see the trees and rooftops as we glided in gently for the cap at that cramped flag surrounded by high trees :hmm:

It appeared like a movie clip in the page I was looking at, really bizarre

When I told my colleagues they laughed at me :cry:

[xisix]

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Now that they have improved Engineer class. .... [no accidental tk]
I've been dreaming about laying anti-tank mines.

For while while as I walked down street, I kept scanning buildings for snipers.
Ha !

Had 17 hour marathon session other day. Fun.

[[AE]LoneWolf]

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o man, you guys are crazy. What about when you can make all the sounds in your haead. I sometimes have dreams and all the soundeffects and everything are perfect (explosions, graphics, sniping moments). Of course i'm owning in my dream. But when i wake up, i go to check my stats, and then i realize it was all a dream....

[ZackAttack2005]

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LOL, these are all great...

my bf2 story, yesterday i was at glamis with my dad, he was riding our honde 300 4x4, and i was riding his Raptor. he got stuck in a huge bowl, and i was just circling in and out of it, and instead of laughing at my dad, i kept saying lol out loud

[Mosstrooper]

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instead of laughing at my dad, i kept saying lol out loud

I have never said lol out loud but there was one point when i would be on AOL chatting a lot and when something funny would happen i would have to force myself NOT to say lol.


lol

[vim]

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oh boy yesterday it hit me.. i am obsessed.

So i was walking to the grocery store, getting some "supplies".
As I was almost there, in the corner of my view I saw a supplycrate and I instinctly changed direction only to realise
A: it was a large box of compressed cardboard tied together (still, the resemblance was striking)
B: i wasn't on the battlefield, but in real-life

[[AE]LoneWolf]

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oh boy yesterday it hit me.. i am obsessed.

So i was walking to the grocery store, getting some "supplies".
As I was almost there, in the corner of my view I saw a supplycrate and I instinctly changed direction only to realise
A: it was a large box of compressed cardboard tied together (still, the resemblance was striking)
B: i wasn't on the battlefield, but in real-life

wow just think if it came parachuting down, it means its time to give bf2 a break..lol

[Mosstrooper]

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Okay here's a real-life story that happened today:

I was on the phone with my g/f and 2 friends were over, one was playing BF2 and the other was trading insults (jokingly) with my girlfriend. He insults her once, she insults back. He insults again and she insults back. Then i satrt thinking in my head (and i almost said it) "You can't put out more than 2 insults because of the 1.21 patch"(You know, i was comparing it to the fact that you can't have more than 2 claymores our.

Then a little later i sat at my computer to play and as i was satrting up the computer I was thinking i should look behind me so I don't roll my chair onto any claymores.


That's what happens if you love BF2 and go without playing it for nearly a month, and not because you don't want to:because you can't. I guess that made me crazy.

[Revolver_rulez]

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its 5 am , me needs sleep...zzz...need backup!enemy spoted! medic!medic!zzzz..."you will respawn in..3..2...1....hey, i need a ride!..thanks man...bail out! first aid here!" you got a neutralize assist""artilhery you area"....Medic!.. alrigth , you good to go, now get back to the figth..thanks..Medic!!.." do you want to punish? Pgup...Sorry!. negative! "you killed haxor...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...you killed noob sniper....zzzzz. you killed moron at work zzzz..hum wth?oh.got the keyboard marked in my face.." post quick reply"

[an army medic]

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1- You know you have been playing BF2 too long when you are sleeping and think "wen am i gonna respawn?"

2- You know you have been playing BF2 too long when you're friend falls asleep in class and you grab 2 pices of paper and try to revive him/her (on a her don't go for chest or bum )

3- You know you have been playing BF2 too long when you see a russian-made van and yell "enemy on the road"

4- You know you have been playing BF2 too long when you get mad at joint ops cuz you cant sprint

5- You know you have been playing BF2 too long when you are in REAL combat and get a knife kill by jumping up and down near the enemy with it and then stab in mid-air

6- You know you have been playing BF2 too long when you're in REAL combat and the 2 pilots get in a chopper and you yell over the radio "get out of this sever that is my chopper!"

7-You know you have been playing BF2 too long when you are a little kid playing bf2 alot and you're at a playground,you are going to the swing,some other kid gets on the swing first,you yell "get off the swing it is my swing! get out of the sever it is mine!"

[Phenixs]

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You know when you played Bf2 to long when you going to lay on someones windshield when you want to drive that car.

[mopar_dak]

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A few times I've had trouble falling asleep at night because I hear the sound of a string slapping against a flag pole and flag flapping in the wind, repeating over and over in my head. I guess my brain is telling me to stop spawncamping. I also had a few dreams that I was actually in combat and I always do really good. I usually have weird unrecognizable weapons but it seems perfectly normal at the time. Then I wake up for work and wish I got killed.

[[TBF2] Antioch93]

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This all ties together, here's the story:
I was driving my girlfriend home about a month ago. As we were driving, there was a guy on a motorcycle in front of me. I started thinking to myself "hmmm...if i ran this guy off the road into the ditch right now then i wouldn't lose points for a teamkill." in less than a second i caught myself in this dreadful mistake and thought "oh wait, it may count as me running him over and then i will lose points." no more than half a second later, i realized what the hell i was thinking and started cracking up. This is a sad, pathetic tale and i know there are morel ike it so please, share.

LMAO I was riding my bike down to the bowling alley one day and I saw this dude walking on the sidewalk, and im like...
"Maybe.... Just maybe If I can ram this guy in the back and jump out and blow up my bike... I could get +1 kills!"

I was really tarded that day -_- I been Jihad car'ing too much :laugh:

[Mosstrooper]

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LMAO I was riding my bike down to the bowling alley one day and I saw this dude walking on the sidewalk, and im like...
"Maybe.... Just maybe If I can ram this guy in the back and jump out and blow up my bike... I could get +1 kills!"

I was really tarded that day -_- I been Jihad car'ing too much :laugh:

AWESOME!:)

[|AC!D_BURN|]

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When you start saying LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, LMAO, and WTF. but i remember when i fell asleep in class and woke up and screamed "Get out of there it is gonna blow!!!" (voice command in CS), i got a friday school for disrupting class.