You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

[Mosstrooper]

Ok here is a really stupid story about how i am too obsessed with BF2.
If you walk up to a friendly sodlier and push them off of a high place they die and you get punished for a teamkill. If you run someone over you do lose points for a teamkill. Also, have yo ever had a moment where you are just thinking "hmm i could kill this guy if i wanted to" (i mean in real life) but you wouldn't actually do it. This all ties together, here's the story:
I was driving my girlfriend home about a month ago. As we were driving, there was a guy on a motorcycle in front of me. I started thinking to myself "hmmm...if i ran this guy off the road into the ditch right now then i wouldn't lose points for a teamkill." in less than a second i caught myself in this dreadful mistake and thought "oh wait, it may count as me running him over and then i will lose points." no more than half a second later, i realized what the hell i was thinking and started cracking up. This is a sad, pathetic tale and i know there are morel ike it so please, share.

[Duxz]

Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

when i used to play cs when i was younger i would move my hand to press the y to talk in real life
ive caught my friend saying lol
i fell down the stairs once and at the bottom i looked to my bottom left to see my hp
my best was when i was in an argument with my mom and as she was walking away i called her a "****ing noob"

[Mosstrooper]

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Oh yes another one of mine that happened wasi was looking at computers at Best Buy and without thinking i placed my hand in "WASD" position as if i were about to play.

[s|k]

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when i used to play cs when i was younger i would move my hand to press the y to talk in real life
ive caught my friend saying lol
i fell down the stairs once and at the bottom i looked to my bottom left to see my hp
my best was when i was in an argument with my mom and as she was walking away i called her a "****ing noob"

I've said lol before but you beat me on all counts here. I've tried to click something next to my monitor once with my mouse. :0

[Warbird_7]

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You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...
-The only thing that deters you from running over your spouse is the fact that you would get docked points
-You think that Iraqi insurgents are just n00bs who couldn't hack it in BF2
-You think people with speech impairments suffer from a crappy VoIP server
-You sign your checks with your online name
-You make rude hand signs at people standing near aircraft
-You have an irrisistable attraction to flag poles
-Every sentence you speak contains a BF2 double-entendre
-You fail English for using words such as "1337", "haxx0rz", and "n00b"

[Ganzothegreat]

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I was playing BF2 and I turned around in the game to try and shoot my sister

[a1pointguard]

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I was in church... and thought that it would make a good map for the game. :laugh:

[Archer.]

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-I was driving my car, and tried to run over a guy...
-I tried to get out of a moving car.
-I tried to type out what I wanted to say.
-A guy driving a van looks like a MEC guy.

[N2K]

Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

- when you jump into a buggy try to do a tight turn, but end up flying out

[Light_Wolf]

Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

-when you use arguments like: If you don't stop, I swear I'll jump in front of your car and punish you for the teamkill. I swear I'll do it

[hightow]

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- When you have been married for 5 years, you expect a drumrole and someone calling 'You have been recommended for an award'...
- And when you don't receive one, you check bf2s.com for the requirements...

[ICPO]

Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

You realize your English teacher knows you've been playing to much and has banned all computer talk in class.

[SemperFi]

Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

When your at school and you start thinking, what are all these idiots just standing around for, go cap a flag. Or when someone is being a moron and you start to wish they were banned. :laugh: When someone gets an A on a test and you mumble haxor. Here is a good one. When your at school and your nick name becomes stoner because you look like you are stoned because you play BF2/BFSF to much and you are so pale from not going out side and you dont have a tan.

[MC_Frank]

Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

when you wake up in the middle of the night beacuse you were playing bf 2 all day so you were dreaming you were really in the war

[Mosstrooper]

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Yeah, pretty much every time i fall asleep in class i dream that i'm playing BF2