You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

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  • Jim345

    #46
    Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

    Originally posted by hightow
    - When you have been married for 5 years, you expect a drumrole and someone calling 'You have been recommended for an award'...
    - And when you don't receive one, you check bf2s.com for the requirements...
    Thats by far the funniest one here!!!:laugh:

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    • FURRY BIRD

      #47
      Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

      You see a Cobra,apatchi or F18 or F15 and think ummmm BattleField II

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      • snipedmedic

        #48
        Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

        You start thinking
        -if i placed c4 at the bottom of this guys feet and think how high would he really go.

        -you know this is a really good shot.


        You get in a fight and you start sceaming WHERES MY DANG AIR SUPPORT.

        Look at your teacher and say "If I only had my Ak-74u right now, I dont think he'd give us this essay."

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        • Light_Wolf

          #49
          Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

          Originally posted by Descending_Angel- When you see a crane a a construction site and think "Man, that would be a good sniper spot"
          i've done that. Several times. I always ook for the best sniping spot or best ambush spot and all tactical. I've also been cought saying "bail out" and "we need support" during fotball.

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          • Hypnotic_Killer

            #50
            Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

            Ive once done what i do in Call Of Duty when paintballing flanked the whole other team walked up to my friend a bashed him across the back of the head he fell to the ground and i saw his eyes in state of terror and then fought s**t said sorry and ran off should of heard him complain about someone hitting him! My other mate then told him it was me he looked at me and why i said COD! lol

            I always look for the best sniping spot or best ambush spot! i do this walking down the street!

            And the dreams about games yeah have them all the time i had a little series going at one point of my in middle east sniping lol i am one ****ed up sad man lol

            Hypno

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            • coolioali47

              #51
              Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

              you've been playing too much when you (me) update you'r clan roster in geometry class during a test

              - when you also draw up new tactics in class
              - when you skip school to go out and eat something, and draw up tactics with french fries ( my friend was like WTH!!!!)

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              • The_Eminator

                #52
                Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                so far i have had dreams about playing in it, and when catching the train to work every morning i like to stare out the window and look at all of the good sniping spots and areas around them to scope out their surroundings.. it's freaking me out, i've never done anything like that before that had to do with a PC game...

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                • G_Gear

                  #53
                  Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                  Hahah.....Every night when I sleep I dream im the guy in BF2...

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                  • alistah

                    #54
                    Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                    Originally posted by XM DUDE
                    You see a Cobra,apatchi or F18 or F15 and think ummmm BattleField II
                    don't know about you but I don't see cobra's, apache's, F18s or F15s much since vietnam

                    Just my thought

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                    • alistah

                      #55
                      Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                      Originally posted by snipedmedic
                      You start thinking
                      -if i placed c4 at the bottom of this guys feet and think how high would he really go."
                      I don't think he would go anywhere, I think pieces of him would go everywhere. . .

                      LAWL, soz about all these annoying little things I keep quoting lol

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                      • Mosstrooper

                        #56
                        Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                        This is somewhat unrelated but recently i went to LAN lockin and played Day of Defeat a lot and when i got home and tried to go to sleep i kept waking up thinking a german was going to kill me with a shovel or shoot me. It was stupid.

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                        • Six.

                          #57
                          Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                          I've been carrying my pool-cue case around like a rifle lately- does that count? it just SO feels like a gun when I hold it that way! And when I;m doing that- I run around like a trooper (as if I'm carrying heaps of sh1t) and hide around corners and take 'cover' in the middle of a shopping mall... I think some scared old ladies have called security on me once... but like the SpecOps I am, I was long gone before enemy reinforcements arrived...

                          Um... did I just say "enemy reinforcements"?

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                          • J3BLi_[MA]

                            #58
                            Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                            Saying "Enemy Spotted Enemy Spotted" everytime you see a boat in real life.

                            My cousin did that last week. ROFL.

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                            • MessedKris

                              #59
                              Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                              I was ill all day, so i am not sure if it was my illness or just addiction to BF2 that caused this, but here goes...

                              I always play as Medic, because otherwise i wouldnt last a minute. I played BF2 all day that day. And decided to take a lie down. Suddenly i start seeing health bars in random places immedietly i try to get up and revive the floor :laugh:

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                              • ACE4U

                                #60
                                Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                                Originally posted by Warbird_7
                                You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...
                                -The only thing that deters you from running over your spouse is the fact that you would get docked points
                                -You think that Iraqi insurgents are just n00bs who couldn't hack it in BF2
                                -You think people with speech impairments suffer from a crappy VoIP server
                                -You sign your checks with your online name
                                -You make rude hand signs at people standing near aircraft
                                -You have an irrisistable attraction to flag poles
                                -Every sentence you speak contains a BF2 double-entendre
                                -You fail English for using words such as "1337", "haxx0rz", and "n00b"

                                Now that is funny. :)

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