You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

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  • xIRONHEADx

    #106
    Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

    Originally posted by hightow
    - When you have been married for 5 years, you expect a drumrole and someone calling 'You have been recommended for an award'...
    - And when you don't receive one, you check bf2s.com for the requirements...

    Thats the best man!!!! You should get an award just for putting up with nagging, LOL.

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    • pkm masta

      #107
      Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

      You've played too long when you trip over something and think it was claymore and start using choice words describing snipers.

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      • ZackAttack2005

        #108
        Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

        I just had another one today.

        Okay, so Im at Chemistry class, right? My teacher writes out this huge equation, takes like 5 minutes and at the end I started to blink really hard, when I realized what was happening. I was trying to take a screenshot of what my teacher had written so I could look at it later lol

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        • GLENNYBOY1

          #109
          Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

          Originally posted by mopar_dak
          A few times I've had trouble falling asleep at night because I hear the sound of a string slapping against a flag pole and flag flapping in the wind, repeating over and over in my head.

          Holy crap mate...same here!

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          • pkm masta

            #110
            Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

            You have been playing too long when you get a paper cut and call for a medic.

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            • MidnightOps

              #111
              Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

              When you cut the end of your finger off and start screaming for a medic but no one comes...

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              • MC_Frank

                #112
                Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                when you vist totalbf2.com every 3 hours to see if the new patch came out

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                • ZackAttack2005

                  #113
                  Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                  Originally posted by MC_Frank
                  when you vist totalbf2.com every 3 hours to see if the new patch came out

                  lol...nice one

                  I got another,

                  I was riding with my brother in his truck the other day, his truck is just a piece of crap little thing that he uses for work, its all slow and stuff. I started thinking "ya know, I bet this thing would work alot better if he would just put another stick of ram in it...and maybe if he got a better cpu or something.."

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                  • imported_Max_Cavalera

                    #114
                    Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                    Originally posted by Duxz
                    i fell down the stairs once and at the bottom i looked to my bottom left to see my hp
                    DUDE THAT MADE ME CRACK UP HARD

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                    • Cloudvii

                      #115
                      Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                      ...you hear a drum roll and fall on the ground rolling around saying
                      "stupid knife badge about time ahahahahahaah"

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                      • Glockerman

                        #116
                        Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                        How about giving your subordinate at work an order by yelling..."HIT THIS POSITION, DO YOU COPY?" lol

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                        • graaaeme10

                          #117
                          Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                          This isnt really bf2, but once I was playing 02jam for ages, and since the notes moved down the screen, when I finally stopped playing I was so adjusted to the downward movement that everything seemed to be moving upwards. I was like, "woah!"

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                          • Mosstrooper

                            #118
                            Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                            I'm surprised this thread has satyed alive...I created it the first day I was a member and expected it to die fast lol.

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                            • Spec. Zabrocki

                              #119
                              Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                              -You're cut off by a car in traffic and the your first thought is "If I was in my M1, only ONE shot man, ONLY ONE!"

                              -You start surveying terrain to see if any snipers are hiding.

                              -You are watching TV and see some doctors using the shock paddles. You automatically start flinching and looking over your shoulder everytime you here them discharge.

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                              • imported_Boots

                                #120
                                Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                                - Once while walking into school in the morning there was a bird flying low overhead, and all I saw was this black flash go by... I immidealty perked up and got out of my half-dead sleep walk b/c I thought it was a frag!

                                - My friends and I now say MEC terms to each other, like the one for grenade and ****.

                                Originally posted by 4thebeavers
                                -When you start hearing 'Enemy Armor Spotted' in real life
                                -When you start saying 'Sevalaylader' or 'Que Que Que' in real life (MEC and Chinese radio) instead of english
                                lol.. I always hear the UAV irl, and once when my friend and I were really high we both heard it at the same time, with no BF2 on... lol.

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