What on earth is the story of BF2?

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Fortunatley, there is no Nuke option on the commander screen.

[penguino]

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you would be suprised at how many people think they wont die...
"its a shame they died but that will never happen to me" - Walt Disney

[Eddy01741]

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ok mate, im sorry, i thought you were a stupid pro-nuke-the-world-ist.

Extremist president? Mr Bush anyone?

i'm a weapons junkie too, but you seemed really serious about the whole lets destroy china with nukes thing, and i hate people like that (not just people who hate china lol, i mean people who think they rule the world because they can destroy it at the push of a button.)

hitler would probably hate NATO because they wouldn't let him nuke stuff. (he'd do it anyway.)

anyway, sorry about the flaming, i just got really ****ed off and had to do it.

Apology Accepted. Anyways yeah, i won't live to see me die either.

[DLWebmaestro96]

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Farth?

Gesundheit?

[Fullforce]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Fortunatley, there is no Nuke option on the commander screen.

Roflmao.

Anyone want to make a mod for that? an extra button that says NUKE TEH MAP!

[penguino]

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it would be awsome if there was. Then before you die you could take ever1 with you!

[DLWebmaestro96]

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That would make the TKers splooge themselves.

[[LG]Cataclysm]

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Here's my take:

The mid-east is POd at Iraq, so they form a coalition. They attack Iraq, driving the surprised Americans out. China siezes this oppertunity to strike at the "Capitalist Monsters" and partners with the oil-rich MEC. Meanwhile, the UN is sitting on their duff arguing the petty political consequences that would befall an attack. In the end, they allow multiple countries to send covert ops teams in support of the US. As the UN taking their time to reach this agreement, the US must fight alone. China needs oil and invades Russia, ****ing them off enough to join their once cold-war enimes. Strangley absent are the Brits and the N. Koreans. The US mounts a counter-offensive in the Mid-East and China.

[imported_davidklaw]

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In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[[LG]Cataclysm]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

WTF??? Is that the story of SoF?

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Absolute Genius :laugh:

[penguino]

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everyone knows that if a war really did break oout kim jong-il would **** on himself and go hide in a bunker and leave his people to starve (wait he already does that...silly me)

And you are forgettting the nukes part. If any one invaded the "motherland" russia would start shooting off nukes like a 10 year old

[CRuDE<LTG>]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Did anyone play Command and Conquer Red Alert: Aftermath? The Nuke trucks had to be the closest option to a nuke everything button for the commander.

If you still want to see something cool make about a 100 of them in a map with a lot of resources neutralize your enemy’s offense and create a solid mass of bomb trucks throughout the base perimeter. Next Force kill the Top left most truck and watch World War Three unfold on your monitor.

[Fullforce]

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Strangley absent are the Brits and the N. Koreans.

Cough SAS Cough. they are the British Spec Forces, and are the best of the best. Much better than you NAVY Seal pansies. nah, navy seals rock too. Anyone played SOCOM? Its great especially No. 2 - you get to play as the sas...result!

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Grey Fox]

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Numbers don't matter that much in the current battlefield, numbers are good if you want to keep a country under controll, but in a war numbers hardly matter in modern days. Infact chines is reducing it's army in size, not to make it weaker, but stronger. A big army is not so usefull cause remember you have to be able to feed that army, to transport it to the battlefield, to supply it. China's army is a logistcal nightmare. And an Arab coalition is not likely, they may bitch that they are all muslim brothers, but in reality the Middle-east is really divided, and even if the united, who would lead, how would the command structure be organized, the us is far more organized, has better training, has most of the polititians in the middle east in it's pocket.