What on earth is the story of BF2?

[[LG]Cataclysm]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Nuclear weapons aside, there is no way the US would lose to China in a head to head fight. America simply has better equipment and people. From the 300 Spartans on the mountain passes of Thermopylae to the English archers during the 100 years war; quality, equipment, and innovation have won time after time.

Ya, but if you notice, the Spartans lost Thermopylae. Damned trator told the Persians a way around. The 100 Years War I know nothing about, but I believe it was a draw. Like I said, it'd be a Phyrric vistory for the Chinese.

[Fullforce]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Nuclear weapons aside, there is no way the US would lose to China in a head to head fight. America simply has better equipment and people. From the 300 Spartans on the mountain passes of Thermopylae to the English archers during the 100 years war; quality, equipment, and innovation have won time after time.

yay! english archers! um..yeah.

You sure do know your stuff, horrorbusiness. I just love the idea of 1 billion chinese people using their crazy secret chinese karate manuevers to beat a small US army senseless.

hang on, whats a phyrric victory? is it a victory were you really haven't won anything at all?

[penguino]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Ok ok heres the story...

The middle east is ****ed off about iraq so they decide to form a coalition. The US does not aprove of this new coaltion but does not do anything about it.

meanwhile, china gowing desprate for oil and natural resorces invades russia (which has become a poor and backwards country) Russia finds out that chinese Spec forces destroyed there nukes (hence the expansion) and russia responds by sending the spetznaz to sabatoge all the chinese nukes. Russia is being overrun so the US steps in with the marines and pushes the chinese back to manchurian (where all the chinese maps are located)

The MEC sensing america is weakend by its war with china attacks iraq and swiftly pushes the US out of the middle east. The european allies say "i told u so" and refuse to help the US and forbid them 2 use nukes. So the Us sends marines to capture key MEC locations. (where all the MEC maps are)

So china being with out Nukes and US facing isolation if they use them it becomes a fair war. Even though China + Mec have superior numbers it is hard for them to get weapons because there main supplier (russia) hates them.

whada ya think? DICE should hire me!
i know i hve alot of spelling errors. I was typing kinda fast so my science teacher wont see me :)

[Fullforce]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

That surely isnt the proper story, but its proper good, mate.

I now denounce any story that dice can come up with and replace it with this story!

[Eddy01741]

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Lets just rephrase that...
Seriously a couple of nukes here and there and boof goes the world as we know it. Don't forget, you have almost 15,000 nuclear warheads (enough to destroy the world several times over) because you are paranoid that everyone hates you. China has about 250 warheads, because they aren't paranoid and are actually sensible when it comes to weapons of massive destruction. It doesn't matter like 100 nukes would take out over 7 billion people, and NATO would really authorise it because...guess what, you would just nuke NATO if they refused

note, i don't hate americans or the US, just wanted to point out how stupid Eddy01741 was. If he was president, everyone would be dead in 5 seconds, because he is teh l33t of the world


meh, i don't know about the american forces...all i know is that its a small part of a big machine. A small part versus 2 huge armies that is.

Yo, wassup wth you, i'm just pointing out the truth, ok, US could destroy the whole world if they wanted. And don't flaming me for being against China, Dude, i'm a chinese born in america, i visit China once a year, now i'm visiting china twice a year becuase i bought a condo in china. China's a nice place, but why did they make them against US. And i was just saying if some extremeist was president US could nuke China. Plus i'm not stupid, i'm just taking the extremisit position, don't flame me again, seriously i was just joking. Although we do have almost 15000 nukes and a mass stockpile of VX nerve agent. Plus, i'm a weapons junkie, i'll never become president and never intend to, I'm not too good with leadership. Plus if we really had a extremest president like Adolf Hitler had been as a dictator, he wouldn't care about NATO, he would just rule the world by nuking everyone, anyways, People like him hate NATO. And yes one nuke dropped on another country would start another world war probably, and if all countries with nukes used nukes, everybody would be dead in teh world. Just don't flame me again, that post was sarcastic and it was a joke, US has agreed not to use VX gas, or use nuclear weapons without authrisation.

[Eddy01741]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Ok ok heres the story...

The middle east is ****ed off about iraq so they decide to form a coalition. The US does not aprove of this new coaltion but does not do anything about it.

meanwhile, china gowing desprate for oil and natural resorces invades russia (which has become a poor and backwards country) Russia finds out that chinese Spec forces destroyed there nukes (hence the expansion) and russia responds by sending the spetznaz to sabatoge all the chinese nukes. Russia is being overrun so the US steps in with the marines and pushes the chinese back to manchurian (where all the chinese maps are located)

The MEC sensing america is weakend by its war with china attacks iraq and swiftly pushes the US out of the middle east. The european allies say "i told u so" and refuse to help the US and forbid them 2 use nukes. So the Us sends marines to capture key MEC locations. (where all the MEC maps are)

So china being with out Nukes and US facing isolation if they use them it becomes a fair war. Even though China + Mec have superior numbers it is hard for them to get weapons because there main supplier (russia) hates them.

whada ya think? DICE should hire me!
i know i hve alot of spelling errors. I was typing kinda fast so my science teacher wont see me :)

Awesome story, that would actually give an explaination, EA shoulda used that story, i give that a 10/10.

[[LG]Cataclysm]

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hang on, whats a phyrric victory? is it a victory were you really haven't won anything at all?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrhic_victory

I misspelled it, it's not Phyrric, it's Pyrrhic

[Ruhanga]

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Nukes aint asnwer, even if you would nuke china and islam lands the hell, guess what, thay have submarines!! Now we have nukes flying all over and kaboom. There goes USA. Hey, what about if we nuke the seas and vaporise 90% of all water on earth. Now USA remains untouched and every is happy!!

ISINT THIS GREAT!!

I hate to say to you, USA is like ancient rome. It will disapear in time.

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

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Ya, but if you notice, the Spartans lost Thermopylae. Damned trator told the Persians a way around. The 100 Years War I know nothing about, but I believe it was a draw. Like I said, it'd be a Phyrric vistory for the Chinese.

You are right, but they certainly held off that assualt

[DLWebmaestro96]

Re: What on earth is the story of BF2?

Maybe the story's not on Earth...

[Fullforce]

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And i was just saying if some extremeist was president US could nuke China. Plus i'm not stupid, i'm just taking the extremisit position, don't flame me again, seriously i was just joking. Although we do have almost 15000 nukes and a mass stockpile of VX nerve agent. Plus, i'm a weapons junkie, i'll never become president and never intend to, I'm not too good with leadership. Plus if we really had a extremest president like Adolf Hitler had been as a dictator, he wouldn't care about NATO, he would just rule the world by nuking everyone, anyways, People like him hate NATO.

ok mate, im sorry, i thought you were a stupid pro-nuke-the-world-ist.

Extremist president? Mr Bush anyone?

i'm a weapons junkie too, but you seemed really serious about the whole lets destroy china with nukes thing, and i hate people like that (not just people who hate china lol, i mean people who think they rule the world because they can destroy it at the push of a button.)

hitler would probably hate NATO because they wouldn't let him nuke stuff. (he'd do it anyway.)

anyway, sorry about the flaming, i just got really ****ed off and had to do it.

[Ruhanga]

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Farth?

[CRuDE<LTG>]

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Discussions like this brings out the Nostradamus in everyone...

[penguino]

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well in todays world noone really wins...

think about it... US nukes china to hell and kills 90%of the population....China has atleast 4 nuke subs carryinf up to 28 warheads apice. Wil the US would effectivly destroy china, theUS would be ****ed too.

In todays would no superpower can truly be defeated because if any forign army comes within 50 miles of there capital a whole lot of **** is going to blow up!

If BF2 really happened brazil would be the new world superpower beacuse every other country (including the us) would be gone

[Fullforce]

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I predict that in the future I will die.

Shame I won't live to see it come true.