When you look at your son's report card and say "I'm Shocked! That was a pathetic effort!" or "Squad, you're a top-notched crew!"
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Originally posted by Drewslyif you get into a fight with someone and teabag them after you beat them a clear sign that u play the game to much
hmm i tended to do that before i started playing the game, i think there may be some deep seeded issues i may need to address.
You know youve played this game to much when watching the Robocop movie you KNOW that you could totally take Ed 209 down with nothing more than your trust RDX!!!!!!
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OMG, this just happened...
I'm reading my son to sleep. Well, problem is, I sometimes read myself to sleep at the same time, and when that happens I catch myself in long pauses, or not able to read a line out of a kid's picture-book.
O.K., so just a few minutes ago, in tonight's story, this kid's pet goose has to wait for the boy to come home from school so they can play. So this line is about the goose waiting impatiently.
I catch myself, half asleep, saying in a sincere reading-to-your-two-year-old tone: "You have to wait, the orbital strike isn't re-charged yet." :shock:
And my son is looking at me with this quizzical look, like, "Um, dude, there's nothing in there about orbital strikes when Mommy reads it..."
:salute:
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Saying "Roger that", "Acknowledged", "I need backup" to my parents.
Originally posted by RottnJPOMG, this just happened...
I'm reading my son to sleep. Well, problem is, I sometimes read myself to sleep at the same time, and when that happens I catch myself in long pauses, or not able to read a line out of a kid's picture-book.
O.K., so just a few minutes ago, in tonight's story, this kid's pet goose has to wait for the boy to come home from school so they can play. So this line is about the goose waiting impatiently.
I catch myself, half asleep, saying in a sincere reading-to-your-two-year-old tone: "You have to wait, the orbital strike isn't re-charged yet." :shock:
And my son is looking at me with this quizzical look, like, "Um, dude, there's nothing in there about orbital strikes when Mommy reads it..."
:salute:
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When you can spell Gibraltar.
When you see your dead father's ghost and he says "Help me, son", you say "I can't n00b, you need to be alive to issue an order!"
Originally posted by AvariceX*punched in the face* - BRAHCHAAAAA!
It's actually Vracha. doctor/medic = врача = vracha, word for word.
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Originally posted by RottnJPOMG, this just happened...
I'm reading my son to sleep. Well, problem is, I sometimes read myself to sleep at the same time, and when that happens I catch myself in long pauses, or not able to read a line out of a kid's picture-book.
O.K., so just a few minutes ago, in tonight's story, this kid's pet goose has to wait for the boy to come home from school so they can play. So this line is about the goose waiting impatiently.
I catch myself, half asleep, saying in a sincere reading-to-your-two-year-old tone: "You have to wait, the orbital strike isn't re-charged yet." :shock:
And my son is looking at me with this quizzical look, like, "Um, dude, there's nothing in there about orbital strikes when Mommy reads it..."
:salute:
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S.Y.P.T.M.2142 when you draw 2142 manga.
example1: http://www.ccnec.com/z/BF2142/2007/10/15/017274_1.shtml
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You know you play too much 2142 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and think how easily you could stab everyone.
2. You havent played a game not on the pc.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't play 2142.
4. You try and jump off a building and slam on Parachute key, and SPLAT.
6. Your evening activity is screaming at those f***ing h4x0rz
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
hehehe
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