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  • #31
    Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

    Originally posted by camperstrike View Post
    Got any more snippets of wisdom for us all?
    .
    For you I do: Rat poison is inherent with your cornflakes, so go ahead and consolidate them

    Originally posted by Dairuka
    For this semester alone...

    My term paper was a minimum of 40 pages long. The professor encouraged us to do far more than that, as it was a requirement for us to write as if we were writing a true fiction or non-fiction novel. 40 pages alone wasn't enough for me. Using size 12 Times New Roman font, I had printed 61 pages, not including my cover sheet, table of contents, author's notes, final thoughts...etc...

    Each of the 12 short-stories we were required to write was a minimum of 8 pages long.

    Each of the 14 in class creative-writing essays we were required to write was a minimum of 3 pages long.

    Each Test Essay (Tests numbered in the dozens. Essay questions numbered in the dozens per test. Each test took a minimum of 3 hours.) was a minimum of 10 paragraphs long.

    Each short answer question (A countless ammount) was a minimum of 4 paragraphs long.

    Either I have a professor that is exceptionally hard on his students, or redeyez meant to say that he was doing an English as a Second Language or Grade 12 English Essay.
    That sounds like pure hella vonson. I'll stick to Technical Higher Learning.

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    • #32
      Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

      Originally posted by 12:oc7ock View Post
      For you I do: Rat poison is inherent with your cornflakes, so go ahead and consolidate them



      That sounds like pure hella vonson. I'll stick to Technical Higher Learning.

      Good advice, Mr Oracle. Share prices in Kelllogs and Rentokill went up yesterday, just in the nick of time. Glad I consolidated them.



      Dairuka, is there a specific reason for choosing English to major in, or is it just something you wanted? I can't really identify with those types of peoople...

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      • #33
        Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

        Originally posted by camperstrike View Post
        Dairuka, is there a specific reason for choosing English to major in, or is it just something you wanted? I can't really identify with those types of peoople...
        After I get my M.A. I'll probably start writing, while taking a side-course for a M.A. in Education for English as well. At least this way if writing doesn't work out, I can fall back on a nice cushy teaching job.
        LOL Dairuka, English just lost major popularity points for me... Ill just stick to economics.

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        • #34
          Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

          I can't hate I would of just wrote about some random no sense LMAO, not to say I am dumb but school, and college bored me. May of been the reason I ended up doing 3 months in Ryan's Correctional Facility.. Anyway it was a good read... Sure as much as he wrote about the game and judging from the way he seems to think BF2 should be played hes probably a low rank that has just taken on the game, and isn't up to par on exactly how its played.

          I can't hate on the kid, and as far as getting laid half the people on here only dream of such things, while they are busy browsing how-to sites on how to create an alternate method of pleasuring themselves. People who use such insults probably have never so much as had their first kiss. Kind of shameful but its like the one person that in-game makes a negative comment, whilst everyone is making a positive comments, or saying nothing at all. Theres always one, or two idiots that feel the need to post negative feed-back, and pump themselves up to ensure that everyone here knows they've been laid, which in reality thats all fiction...

          Like I said good read, I have no reason to hate on it. People should - really lighten up.

          I have a friend who takes accounting classes I have to say his problems are close to being a whole 2 pages just for one problem. I think English would be the easiest, but then again I don't apply it half the time. People can read what I am saying theres no need to use every grammar correct. The mind can read real well anyway, you don't even have to spell a word right to catch what someones talking about. I believe someone had it in their signature but it was pretty neat theory. Which proved to be true.

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          • #35
            Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

            Originally posted by Chris_Redfield
            LOL Dairuka, English just lost major popularity points for me... Ill just stick to economics.
            People always think it's the easiest way to a degree. Thats not true.

            History is.

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            • #36
              Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

              Originally posted by Dairuka View Post
              People always think it's the easiest way to a degree. Thats not true.

              History is.
              True, the same opinion revolves around here too, about Estonian language. Had to take a course of advanced Estonian 2 years back and it wasnt all that nice.

              Hitsory here is combined a lot with social studies, which means you get to incorporate a lot of opinions into your knowledge (or lack of it), which indeed does make it the easiest way to a degree aswell.

              Anyway, how well do teachers get paid there? Or are you just doing all this to watch young girls skirts all day, for the rest of your life?

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              • #37
                Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                Originally posted by Chris_Redfield View Post
                Anyway, how well do teachers get paid there? Or are you just doing all this to watch young girls skirts all day, for the rest of your life?
                Teachers ***** all the time about their wages, but I'm quite literally making two times less a year, than an entry level teacher makes right now.

                That bothers me greatly, and I'd like to partake in their gravy train.

                My dream is to become a writer, so I can write the next great Children's Fantasy Novel. Why? Money, and the ability to cause Christians to scream about Occultism and Satanism. I just love messing with them.

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                • #38
                  Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                  Internet and journalism is where its at. Interviewing porn stars, the way of the future, is!

                  Can not really see you write a childrens novel, any novel. Youre more of a journalist kind.

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                  • #39
                    Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                    I see Dairuka as a satirist column writer...

                    Teacher? That's an odd profession. Why would anyone want to teach 30 ADHD-driven, unmotivated, dumb, thieving, ASBO-owning criminals is beyond me. Yes, that describes quite a lot of people here.

                    This should be in OT by the way :P

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                    • #40
                      Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                      Originally posted by Dairuka View Post
                      Teachers ***** all the time about their wages, but I'm quite literally making two times less a year, than an entry level teacher makes right now.

                      That bothers me greatly, and I'd like to partake in their gravy train.

                      My dream is to become a writer, so I can write the next great Children's Fantasy Novel. Why? Money, and the ability to cause Christians to scream about Occultism and Satanism. I just love messing with them.
                      I'm Christian and you can say or do w/e the fuqq u want with Lucifer and his pals. To each his own. It's obvious your ignorance deprives you of the ability to discriminate between evangelical nuts and moderate christians.

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                      • #41
                        Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                        Originally posted by 12:oc7ock View Post
                        I'm Christian and you can say or do w/e the fuqq u want with Lucifer and his pals. To each his own. It's obvious your ignorance deprives you of the ability to discriminate between evangelical nuts and moderate christians.

                        This thread has officially gone off on a Sine x/Cosine x

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                        • #42
                          Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                          Originally posted by 12:oc7ock View Post
                          I'm Christian and you can say or do w/e the fuqq u want with Lucifer and his pals. To each his own. It's obvious your ignorance deprives you of the ability to discriminate between evangelical nuts and moderate christians.
                          The fact that you took a generalized statement that was meant to be taken in the context of a joke, as an attack shows that this is a very sensitive subject for you. Perhaps you have more issues regarding your religion than you would lead us to believe.

                          You've essentially just locked this thread, because it doesn't matter what anybody says at this point; it's inevitable that some child as foolish as you will comment about his like or dislike of a particular religion and all (sic) hell will break loose.

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                          • #43
                            Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                            At least when you fail and drop out of college you won't have to worry about girls taking up all your free time.

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                            • #44
                              Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                              Originally posted by 12:oc7ock View Post
                              For you I do: Rat poison is inherent with your cornflakes, so go ahead and consolidate them



                              That sounds like pure hella vonson. I'll stick to Technical Higher Learning.

                              Yea Iah is a lerned at Teknical scool it be my hi er educmiation

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                              • #45
                                Re: My College Essay on Battlefield 2

                                Christianity iz serious bidness.

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