Your most funny kills?

[Kurt]

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Playing on Gulf of Oman, I was defending the north-west flag that has just gone neutral. I thought I'd got all the attackers and was capping it when the commander spotted an enemy for me. He was in the creek behind the hut swimming across. I ran down to get him and saw he was in the middle heading on over. He stopped when he saw me, kind of knowing he was history but I pulled out my knife to give him a chance and waited. He got out, pulled his knife too and we both ran and jumped around for what seemed like half an hour trying to stab each other. I'm crap with a knife and he was too, but by this time I was laughing my ass off and I reckon he was too as we just couldn't kill each other. He then turns and heads up towards the flag and I follow (still laughing) and.....BOOM we're both killed by their commanders arty. I absolutely ****ed myself laughing, it was hilarious.

[imported_yehaaa7]

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and once i was commander i artyed a sniper and he flyed high up when i was looking at him on the sattelite then he flyed so high so he was on the hole screen lol

[GorillaWar1]

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My favorite was on Ghost Town.

I was capping the upper west flag that spawns the Longbow when all the sudden I hear a full blackhawk come up over a building...heading straight for me. The pilot decided he was going to hover over the flag and drop everyone off. At this point, he didn't see me. At the last second, before anyone jumped out, I ran up to the side of the BH and shot the pilot in the head with my G36C. The whole blackhawk slammed into the roof of the building then started sliding back. A few guys tried jumping out, but the chopper dragged them off. BAM! Blackhawk flipped over, and about 7 [player x is no more]'s filled the screen. I didn't get credit for any of the kills, but it was still hilarious and the whole crew knew they got owned.

[System]

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well i have a few funny kills, reading up on all of yours brought back memories of kills i have forgotten, so, THANK YOU cuz i had a good laugh again remembering those momemts.

eins - last nite in wake we were china in the z-10. my pilot was noob n we were flying high near the island and a jet locked on us, knowing my pilot was an idiot i bailed and shortly after he was smoked. i deployed my shoot early, zoomed in with my m95 over the island and saw a dude between the rocks n palm trees moving around. i decided to give it a shot and i took two shots @ him and smoked him from prolly higher than the carrier deck gliding in the air. i couldnt stop laughing.

zwei - same server, this time usmc, i took the airfield n started hiding by the garbage bin near a spawn point. i saw the z-10 and other dudes taking the cp back and capped the fav gunner with my trusty m95. then i looked through my scope again and thought, what the hell, may as well try capping the pilot. 2 shots later the helicopter fell to the ground! lol

drei - a while back in wake island again (lol) i was flying a jet over the airfield and was usmc. someone was on my bum hardcore and i tried doing a vertical loop but the ****er got me. watching the "You Have Been Killed' screen i saw my burning craft continue to go up and glide through the air and crash into the z-10 flying by to the heli pad blowing it up too. i laughed so hard but kinda felt sad i didnt get the points for those kills. lol

vier - once again wake (love it) i was usmc on the carrier with my trusty m95 yet again. commander spotted a boat that was originally coming towards the carrier but turned around back to the island. i looked through my scope and couldnt see the dude, just the faint island in the backround where the boat was almost. so i thought, i wont kill him but wat the hell, im bored. shooting almost blind i took it and got the kill, what a joke.

funf - in sharqi i landed on a enemy while he was trying to take our tv CP. had another moment like that in karkand i think.. dont remember though.

sechs - ok this wasnt my kill but i drove a dpv into an AT mine and there was a enemy soldier near by so when i died the guy who put the at mine there also got a TK lol!!

ya ill shut up now =P

[josephstalin]

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I've had tons, but the funniest was:

On Kubra, I was in the MEC chopper by the intake, and i turned and saw a tank up on the long winding road. It was a friend of mine, so i yelled at my gunner to tv guide him. I then see this yellow burst from his cannon, and it was headed directly for me. just as it was about to hit me the f-18 flew by and got hit by the shell.

[onehitah]

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K, so I was at Kar, sniping from the Square, when I noticed an enemy using our TOW!

I dotted him, flew down and baited him with a claymore for the all-too-eager medic. When sure enough, fish on, here comes the rescue squad blazing up in a HumVee(Dun, da, da, duuuuun, dun).

Quickly I ducked behind the boxxes, then BLAMO! Turns out the HumVee was full.

For some reason the HumVee did'nt blow up, just it's poor crew members and the wounded guy.

So I jumped in, honked twice, and drove off with a dude still drapped over the .50 cal.

The funniest part to me, is driving off....BEEP BEEP. You gotta know they're p^ssed. Especially the poor dead guy that gets to ride around with me for a few seconds while he waits to spawn.