Your most funny kills?

[Savior_Six]

Re: Your most funny kills?

Last night as a sniper I came up behind a squad and killed them all with a knife. Not really funny for them, but I laughed.

[DemonOfhatred]

Re: Your most funny kills?

I was on Karkand in an apc going after the gatehouse. I got the flag neutral and mec's tank and apc came rolling up. I missle the apc and drive behind the building and promptly hop out and at mine the behind of my apc. The enemy apc comes rolling around the corner, right over my at mine.*BOOM* A few moments later he types in all chat "You bastard!". I couldn't help but laughf.

[Bucknasty]

Re: Your most funny kills?

funniest kill??? shot a M203 grenade at a tank, bounced off, hit a Vodnik behind it, bounced off it, killed two MEC soldiers on the ground....Vodnik blew up a few seconds later and killed a full squad!!! :laugh: :rofl:

[imported_RpTheHotrod]

Re: Your most funny kills?

I'd have to say that this one was "fun", not sure about funny.


I thought I saw a flash of something waaaaaaay off in the trees, so I pulled out my pistol and fired a shot.

Here was the result

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/1400560188.jpg&s=x12

Seemed I outsniped a sniper with my pistol.


Another time, I fired at a chopper on the ground. Not only did I kill the chopper, but the whole line of people humping the chopper trying to get into the seats.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/1400554779.jpg&s=x12

[(BG)Patton]

Re: Your most funny kills?

one time, i beaned a guy in the head with a grenade (died instantly) and the grenade droped straight down and was covered by his body. two medics ran over to revive him and they all died from the same grenade.

[Naburu]

Re: Your most funny kills?

On sharqi, I was in an abrams moving away from the tv station going towards the construction site as I pass through two buildings an enemy MEC sprints in front of me. I fired and blew him straight up into a sign, unfortunately he had rotated 180 degrees and his crotch clipped into the sign, He hung there limp for the longest time and I could not stop laughing. I only wish i had a screen cap of the incident.

[TomGazpacho]

Re: Your most funny kills?

I knifed a guy climbing a ladder in Sharqi. I was on the 2nd floor of the Construction Site. He was climbing past me, so...

In SF I got caught by a gas cloud. I couldn't see much. But I know there are two enemies in the bunker with me. So I whipped out my knife, flailed around and managed to kill both! Too funny!

[dBs]

Re: Your most funny kills?

Ive landed on people by parachute twice.

Ive killed two people by hitting them with grenades (before boom, just the impact of a grenade bouncing off of their heads).

I sniped a burning jeep. I shot the gunner, I killed him with the rifle and it registered that I killed him with the sniper rifle, but the jeep blew up at just the same moment so even though I didnt hit the jeep with a round I got the kills for the passenger and driver as well. That one was in my video lol.

Also in one of my test videos I parachuted from a chopper waaaaaaay up high. Below me an enemy and friendly chopper were fighting and I ended up parachuting onto the friendly chopper thus blowing it up...one of the bastards even punished me >=O

one time, i beaned a guy in the head with a grenade (died instantly) and the grenade droped straight down and was covered by his body. two medics ran over to revive him and they all died from the same grenade.

Lol you win!

[Pwndaddy]

Re: Your most funny kills?

My best/Funnies kill

i was MEC and i C4ed a Vodnik i just happened to find a convoy of 2 APC in he front and a tank at the rear they were all so close so i just blew up in the middle. i killed 10 admins with that single bombing. they then congratulated me and asked me not to do it again.

[xbrandomx]

Re: Your most funny kills?

I was bored so I was just chilling on Ghost Town sniping. One of the guys in my clan said somebody popped up somewhere and I had to take him out... so while I was moving directions I accidently shot off my gun (i was eating popcorn at the time). I killed the pilot in the black hawk and I got 5 more kills once it crashed. (it hit the tank and blew that up too)

I didn't even see the black hawk... I'm assuming it was just taking off or something.

So my friend is on my chat and says "HOLY ****!!! You got the tank and the heli in the same shot!!!" (he was closer to the action when he saw the heli fall on the tank)

Another time I was on Sharqi and noticed a flag went neutral... so while I was running towards it I threw a nade (to hopefully pad my encounter with as many people as possible) and it hit the guy in the head and he died... the explosion happened a few seconds later. I was pretty far out too when I threw it.

[[W33T]KAstickboy]

Re: Your most funny kills?

I was Mec SL on Mashtur at the beginning of a round. We were attacking the back yard and my squad had flanked right leaving me to the left. Well i killed 2 guys and saw a third but needed to reload and get healed up, so i ducked into the cubby by the "sniper" building. Im standing there like "come on reload quicker!" and the enemy spec ops comes around the corner and looks at me... im thinkin "this sucks................. wait why didnt he shoot me?!!?" he turns and walks away so i whipped out my knife and stuck him in the back for an extra knife kill, i still dont know why he didnt shoot me, but i just laughed when looked at me and walked away :laugh:

KA

[WinterNight]

Re: Your most funny kills?

Playing in the Wetlands as MEC and our team only had the UCB left. I pull out my trusty L96 and head up a hill to the right. I get to the top and see three USMC coming up the other side. Naturally as a sniper I'm thinking: "No nearby hiding spot; I'm dead." So I pull out my knife and charge. First guy starts to shoot. I take the first two bullets, but on my way down the side of the hill I hit a bump which throws me forward, just as I swing my knife and I stick him in the head. The second guy blows past me because he's a Medic and is going to try to revive him. The third guy takes out his knife and duels me, but I win. I turn around in time to see the Medic reviving the first guy. I lunge and prone, hitting the Medic in the leg. Wasn't fast enough I guess and the first guy gets up. I crawl forward a little and take him out at the leg.

Four amazing knife kills.

[Bucknasty]

Re: Your most funny kills?

one time, i beaned a guy in the head with a grenade (died instantly) and the grenade droped straight down and was covered by his body. two medics ran over to revive him and they all died from the same grenade.

u can do that! sweet! now im gonna charge up and smack them with grenades

u win! thats the funniest one ive read so far:)

[neilzo]

Re: Your most funny kills?

Mine was on Dalian Plant. I was in a tank, heading to go cap a flag. I looked up only to see a jet incoming and strafing me. As a wild shot I fired my cannon, and BOOM hit the jet in the face. I actually lol'd... lol

[KRMit]

Re: Your most funny kills?

The best one that comes to mind was last night at Karkand. An enemy squad climbed on top of a building and climbed up right after them. They were all kind of looking over the edge so I knifed each one. They never fired a shot.

Another one I thought was funny in the same game was when I walked up on a group and unloaded my DAO12 on them. Then another guy comes running around the corner while I'm reloading so I whipped out the rocket launcher and blew us both up. :laugh:

Something I thought was funny was when I got 6 kills on one guy as a sniper and he only got off one shot, not even killing me. It wouldn't have been so funny if I he didn't keep coming after me time and time again.