Your most funny kills?

[[2bit]Modmaven]

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SO I am in a boat right...An enemy boat is coming right at me with only one guy in it, who switches to gunner and starts letting me have it. I was close to shore, so I turned the boat about and beached it. I exited the boat on the opposite side of where the enemy boat was, and smoked him with an A-T missile. Ha ha.

[Krypp596]

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i was playing Kubra dam, and i was flying the f15.
I flew towards the dam from the US base, when an enemy AA vehicle started shooting at me. I saw him so i flwe over him and bailed out, but he continued to shoot at the f15 i just left.

I was specops, so i threw c4 at while in air, and when i landed, i threw eaven more c4 at him just for fun (He was still firering at the jet...No0b...), walked away, and BOOOOOOOO000ooOOM!!!!
And he was like "wtf noOb! Cheater" and stuff...
He thougt i still flew the plane:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[BurningMonkeyFur]

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This is more of a killing spree.

Was on a 24/7 Wake server, and run cooly from the airfield to the beach when I hop over the sandbag wall and prone (for no real reason). Then I jump back over, spotting a guy about a foot away from me prone in the grass. I let him feel DAO shells, and proceed to the beach when I see 4 more troops coming from the beach. I take out 3 of them still using the shells from the DAO which I hadn't reloaded, and then see the 4th (a sniper) hunker down in a nice bush. So, I slide over to him with my knife and give him a good seeing to.

I think I have this on Battlerecorder if anyone wants it

[Jonesey1141]

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On Iron Gator I spawned in the Engine Room just before the flag went gray - there were 5 enemies around it. Dropped a Claymore, turned and ran. They got me, but as soon as one moved I got all 5 of them!

[Bucknasty]

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i was playing Kubra dam, and i was flying the f15.
I flew towards the dam from the US base, when an enemy AA vehicle started shooting at me. I saw him so i flwe over him and bailed out, but he continued to shoot at the f15 i just left.

I was specops, so i threw c4 at while in air, and when i landed, i threw eaven more c4 at him just for fun (He was still firering at the jet...No0b...), walked away, and BOOOOOOOO000ooOOM!!!!
And he was like "wtf noOb! Cheater" and stuff...
He thougt i still flew the plane:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

noob indeed!:)

[TITAN126]

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I love when people get really mad after I kill them repeatedly. These are two of my favorites:


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[Palerider]

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As a sniper I once went to spot an enemy Blackhawk... Except I must have released the "Q" just before left clicking the mouse. Fired off a round and the next thing I know the chopper is going down, out of control. I wondered what was happening then saw the game text "Palerider_gb [L96A] Someguy"

The round must have gone through the side door and through the back of the pilots head...

[pickled pizza]

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my most funny kill was when i shot guy and he DID A BACKFLIPIIIIIIIIII

[HypnosisFX]

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i was on the roof of TV station and i jump off to land on flag cause there was a MEC there. landed on him and killed him. No stats for curb stomping?

[Ali G]

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[DeathWish444]

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My funniest kills are when I run over snipers with the horn blowin. Oh that just gets me every time :laugh: :laugh:

[Xlano]

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I Was in oman flying a blackhawk i got hit by some missiles, so i was getting ready to jump out when i see my friend is coming straight at me in his jet fireing everything he can hold, im like WTF IM USMC TO !! , At this time I'm getting the BEEP BEEP BEEP, so i think fast and jump out in the middle of nowhere, seconders later, the person on my team who was shooting me goes straight into the heli , killing him, then a other jet that was following my team killing teammate goes straight into his remains. then the carcus's of that is going slowly in the air towards the Carrier and hits a new attack heli starting up and a guy ends up getting 2 teamkills, i laughed for hours, i will nerver forget that. LOL LOL . Crazy game

[Cazzy]

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Dont know how this happened but I was sniping on a building near the train in Karkand when the US capped the flag there. Suddenly a bunch of guys spawned just as our commander fired off the artillery there. I was randomly shooting at the time when an enemy body flew upward from the arty and I got credit for killing him as he flew by! I know I didnt kill him before the arty went off cause he was airborne when I shot him by accident... Reminds me of that story about the guy who was commiting suicide by jumping off a roof when somebody fired a gun out their window and killed the guy as he was plummeting to Earth....he was charged with manslaughter for shooting the guy!

[Galdigor]

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I killed a guy by accident once by parachuting off the Square building, & landing on his head w/ my feet

thats how i tk some .... dind't know it was possible... till then..

[imported_yehaaa7]

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1. my funiest kill is in dragon valley. a sniper on a high mountain spawncamping usmc in the carrier. so i was a eng with the jackhammer that i found. i was behind him and then he heard my sprint and he looked back while standing then i smashed his chinese face with the hole magasine!!! and he falled down but my squad was on a boat and that chinese falled on the boat haha!

2. is my luckiest kill. i was airborne and a chicken was tailing me. so i did a cool manuvre and he jumped out like in 300feet high and i did also. the chicken opened his parachute but i didnt. in the air when i came close to him i used my parashute. i was behind him he didnt se me
i took my knife and slashed his ass in 150 feet high!

3. i used my tank and the uav showed there is like 5-7 in the area. i shot then 3 flyed 20 feet up then falled 1 of them falled on my tank and his stomach was on the tanks pipe lol!

4. i was driving with a vodnik then there was an apc. he was a noob and tryed to kill me with his gun. but i drove on him and his apc flipped back and was upside down lol then he he tryed to escape but he got a little fire on his ass lol